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If egg didn't come out of a hen's bum in a shell...

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Egcellent.

    Eggsterminate.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8 blindboy.


    In Bloom wrote: »
    I'd suck that eggy goodness right out the hole.
    You'd probly suck the skin off a sausage.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    I think you're missing my point.

    I'm talking about the wonder of the eggshell itself and what an incredible display of nature's prowess it is.

    This'll make a great bit of weekend homework for the schoolkids in yer class!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Eggs are fùckin' rotten, liquid farts encased in a shell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Eggs are fùckin' rotten, liquid farts encased in a shell.

    I think you will find you are wrong my friend, eggs are fantastic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭Awesome-O


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Eggs are fùckin' rotten, liquid farts encased in a shell.

    Haha, liquid farts encased in a shell, I've seen eggs in a whole new way..is it lunch time yet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Eggs are fùckin' rotten, liquid farts encased in a shell.

    But you have to admit the shell is (wait for it....) Egg-shell-ent! :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    But you have to admit the shell is (wait for it....) Egg-shell-ent! :cool:

    Hurry up and down those last 3 cans in the fridge, I want to see what todays question is! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭Awesome-O


    kfallon wrote: »
    Hurry up and down those last 3 cans in the fridge, I want to see what todays question is! :D

    ME too, that last one was a real thinker :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Awesome-O wrote: »
    ME too, that last one was a real thinker :rolleyes:

    Sarcasm is not appreciated round these parts trout :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    no! the cool, minimalisitc packaging is half the appeal of eggs!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    kfallon wrote: »
    I think you will find you are wrong my friend, eggs are fantastic!
    Awesome-O wrote: »
    Haha, liquid farts encased in a shell, I've seen eggs in a whole new way..is it lunch time yet?
    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    But you have to admit the shell is (wait for it....) Egg-shell-ent! :cool:

    Eurgh, just thinking of smelly, runny egg churns my stomach.

    Bleeeuuurrrggh!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭Awesome-O


    kfallon wrote: »
    Sarcasm is not appreciated round these parts trout :pac:


    I was serious I loved it, going to be asking everyone that one down the pub at the weekend can't wait to hear everyones thoughts


    We drink milk from a cows boobs so why not a runny egg from a chickens kebab?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Awesome-O wrote: »
    We drink milk from a cows boobs so why not a runny egg from a chickens kebab?!

    Chick-gick as it's commonly known as :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭Awesome-O


    I stand corrected, thanks :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    Awesome-O wrote: »
    We drink milk from a cows boobs so why not a runny egg from a chickens kebab?!
    I drink it from a glass, myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    But you have to admit the shell is (wait for it....) Egg-shell-ent! :cool:
    Admit it, you started the thread so you could use that line... :D


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