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Chef photo

  • 20-09-2012 9:57pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 353 ✭✭


    Long story but I urgently need a picture of myself dressed as a chef. Does anyone know any sites where you can upload a photograph of yourself and choose a career and it will produce an image of you like that, kinda like those sites where you can make personalised greetings cards.

    Cheers in advance!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Why would you need a picture of yourself dressed as a chef? That's weird.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    You lie to a bird or something?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    can't you just have a picture taken of you holding up a pot or something? crop out the rest of the kitchen like...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    You came to the right place. Post up a photo of yourself in the nip and we'll add in the uniform for ya. Wont take long.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    Post a naked picture of yourself & I'll photoshop a chefs uniform on you

    ....smother yourself in oil for authenticity too


    Maybe hold a Cucumber in one hand...oh yeah..


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  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Here's a perfect pic for you to use OP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    You need to save the attached picture and photoshop your face onto it.


    Best of luck!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    benwavner wrote: »
    You need to save the attached picture and photoshop your face onto it.


    Best of luck!

    It even says Chef on the apron, that's an official stamp or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    You'd think someone called "The Internet" would have the answer to that question, wouldn't you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    You'd think someone called "The Internet" would have the answer to that question, wouldn't you?

    Considering everything the Internet has done for us I think helping him pretend to be a chef is the least we could do.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,629 ✭✭✭TheBody


    I love threads like this......where the op needs some advice urgently and the good folk of After Hours suggest some hilarous stuff to do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 353 ✭✭The Internet


    I'm don't know how to use photoshop but if I upload a pic would someone on here be able to help?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I'm don't know how to use photoshop but if I upload a pic would someone on here be able to help?

    Definately

    PM me a pic and Il sort you out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,629 ✭✭✭TheBody


    I'm don't know how to use photoshop but if I upload a pic would someone on here be able to help?

    Sure we'll give it a go!! :D


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    benwavner wrote: »
    Definately

    PM me a pic and Il sort you out.

    Do NOT pm your pic to anyone OP. It is not safe to do this.

    Upload it to this thread and we will ensure it only ends up in the right hands.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    the euro shop has stripe aprons for cheap or if you are nearly arklow you can borrow some of my uniforms


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,629 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Do NOT pm your pic to anyone OP. It is not safe to do this.

    Upload it to this thread and we will ensure it only ends up in the right hands.

    You better do it op or the mod will ban you!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,587 ✭✭✭DesperateDan


    Yes I would also like this pic please.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    our local dress-hire shop has head-dresses with lovely feathers and leather loin cloths - add some beads and a bow and arrow and your set - quick snap with the mobile, upload it and save as a JPG. Sorted...ooohh-you meant chef...as in cook..I thought this was a Red-Indian thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,609 ✭✭✭irishgirl19


    I would like to hear this long story


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I use Photoshop to make posters for various nights in the clubs around Limerick, album covers and what not. Throw a photo of yourself up and I'll do it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Do NOT pm your pic to anyone OP. It is not safe to do this.

    Upload it to this thread and we will ensure it only ends up in the right hands.

    It's not safe to send a pic privately to one person, but it's safe to upload it publicly on the thread?


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's not safe to send a pic privately to one person, but it's safe to upload it publicly on the thread?

    Yes. There is traceability on thread, there is no traceability in PMs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    can't you just have a picture taken of you holding up a pot or something? crop out the rest of the kitchen like...

    +1. Don't those Pastafarians wear a strainer thing on their head.

    Just use this photo to convey your abilities.

    pasta 1.jpeg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    It's not safe to send a pic privately to one person, but it's safe to upload it publicly on the thread?

    Congratulations, you got it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    It's not safe to send a pic privately to one person, but it's safe to upload it publicly on the thread?

    Yes but only for real chefs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I could lend you a 'I LUV MCDONALD'S' cap OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Procasinator


    1. Photoshop this on:

    2. ???


    3. Profit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    You trying to break in some where? \ top some one?

    We dont need a security pass for too many events. Though we do get to carry a shít load of sharp knive with us when we get there.


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