Three Months To Live.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Lets just say that the Mayan's prophecy is accurate and the world will end in December 2012. How would you feel about that, would it scare you?? For instance have you achieved all you want or is there still more. For me personally if I knew it to be fact I'd party around the clock till the end. :pac:

Where To

I'd do something heroic and romantic, like Robert Duvall.

leggo

It really depends if the Credit Union also knew the doomsday was coming. Because, if it didn't, I'd die with a massive loan; in an orgy of drugs and hookers.

If it did and I couldn't get a loan...it'd be Dutch Gold and fat girls, unfortunately.

aaronjumper

Probably join in whatever rioting ensued. No prison for me!

Dangerous Man

I'd kill an awful lot of people.

The Beast of Bodmin

I'd make friends with as many black people as possible.

Princess Peach

The world's not going to end. Its the date the alien colonization of the earth begins, according to the X Files.

Son Of A Vidic

Dangerous Man wrote: »

I'd kill an awful lot of people.

Such an apt username I see.

mickgotsick

Does this mean I don't have to go Christmas shopping? I hate Christmas shopping.

Kojak

I think I would travel to North Korea - sure if they put me in one of their forced labour camps, I wouldn't give a fúck, the world would end in 3 months anyways.....

gammygils

12 weeks off work with 'stress' for me for starters!!

AlmightyCushion

I'd try and get a refund for the 2013 diary I bought the other day.

Toshchiy Imperatritsy Vselennoy

Would drive a car through croke park stadium and do doughnuts....yeah on the hallowed ground....

Would go around every designer store taking all the dresses i like ...same with make-up..

Spend time with family..give them presents i had especially stolen for them.

Spend time in nature...

1ZRed

If there was only three months to live, I would start doing as many drugs to cut down on sleep and buy as much time as possible, fuck around, drink all I could and never stop until I had fulfilled all my fantasies and then die a happy man, probably well before the 21st of December!

Micky Dolenz

Shag a sheep
Take heroin
read the Daily Mail

Edit: damn, thought this was "What you do in the evening thread"

DEFTLEFTHAND

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Shag a sheep
Take heroin
read the Daily Mail

Edit: damn, thought this was "What you do in the evening thread"

Heroin is something I'd definitely experience, the ultimate high I need to feel that before I die.

Daily Mail and sheep shagging I could do without ever knowing. :pac:

HeyThereDeliah

Give up work.
Meet my "friend" more often than once a week.
Enjoy family time.

Smidge

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

Give up work.
Meet my "friend" more often than once a week.
Enjoy family time.

A friend, you say????

Spread

I'd give Eamon Dunphy the father and mother of a hiding, hold up an off licence - steal 100 bottles of spirits, go on the run, find a safe house in one of the lesser known islands and wait for the inevitable

HeyThereDeliah

Smidge wrote: »

A friend, you say????

Yes a friend

MaxSteele

Get my hands on some guns,
kill everyone on my mentally stored list of enemies,
Attempt to shag any fine beur' I've ever fantasised about
fulfill a bucket list of some sort.

Rayne Wooney

I'd shoot all the people who keep 'predicting' these doomsday dates.

BillyMitchel

It's a chaos that could never really be fully described but here you go.

Murder, rape, looting, blasting people with piss. There be so many oul ones screaming "ah here wil ye leave it ouu" the nation would be in tears of laughter and pain. Junkies over dosing 6 weeks before the big day. Alcoholics lying in their own vomit. People buying **** they don't need. Dogs killing cats and hunting scumbags in packs. People living out their wildest dirtiest deepest sexual fantasies.

Orange men marching up and down past churches, priests condemning them to hell. Enda kenny saying we need an emergency tax to keep the outlaws at bay. Big Phil Hogan with a bazooka trying to blow up the houses that still haven't paid the household tax. Criminals moving to Spain thinking they can avoid dooms day.

Beggers laughing on the street. The masses on fb and twitter updating every second sending the cyber world into break down. Nerds fapping over big tits on the interweb. Gingers sitting there silently smiling. Roy Keane repeating on telly saying "ah sure at the end of the day like".

Bertie grabbing all his money from his mattress. Houses, cars, buildings all burnt out. The second is approaching and BOOM just like that we are speckles of dust floating into the atmosphere on our way to fock 40 virgins.

I can't wait!

Sir Pompous Righteousness

I wouldn't give a royal fuck if the world ended in three hours time let alone three months time.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Sir Pompous Righteousness wrote: »

I wouldn't give a royal fuck if the world ended in three hours time let alone three months time.

Why though? Is it a personal detraction from the world or what. I know myself I want things to end soon, I'm sick of the day to day tedium and the general direction which the human race is being pulled towards. I'd like it to stop..

Sir Pompous Righteousness

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Why though? Is it a personal detraction from the world or what. I know myself I want things to end soon, I'm sick of the day to day tedium and the general direction which the human race is being pulled towards. I'd like it to stop..

I have similar sentiments.

OneArt

It's just another change, all change is constant. Granted if the world ended it'd be a tad drastic, but change nonetheless.

I think I'd quite like whizzing around as an atom for a bit. Beats working.

losts

BillyMitchel wrote: »

It's a chaos that could never really be fully described but here you go.

Murder, rape, looting, blasting people with piss. There be so many oul ones screaming "ah here wil ye leave it ouu" the nation would be in tears of laughter and pain. Junkies over dosing 6 weeks before the big day. Alcoholics lying in their own vomit. People buying **** they don't need. Dogs killing cats and hunting scumbags in packs. People living out their wildest dirtiest deepest sexual fantasies.

Orange men marching up and down past churches, priests condemning them to hell. Enda kenny saying we need an emergency tax to keep the outlaws at bay. Big Phil Hogan with a bazooka trying to blow up the houses that still haven't paid the household tax. Criminals moving to Spain thinking they can avoid dooms day.

Beggers laughing on the street. The masses on fb and twitter updating every second sending the cyber world into break down. Nerds fapping over big tits on the interweb. Gingers sitting there silently smiling. Roy Keane repeating on telly saying "ah sure at the end of the day like".

Bertie grabbing all his money from his mattress. Houses, cars, buildings all burnt out. The second is approaching and BOOM just like that we are speckles of dust floating into the atmosphere on our way to fock 40 virgins.

I can't wait!

All these films try to describe it 4:44, Last Night and Melancholia

But I agree with you case for debauchery all the way

Napper Hawkins

Honestly? If we knew for a fact that the end of the world was coming?

I think I would deny many of our politicians the privilege of seeing it.
Starting with Bertie.

Kojak

Kojak wrote: »

I think I would travel to North Korea - sure if they put me in one of their forced labour camps, I wouldn't give a fúck, the world would end in 3 months anyways.....

Ya could just go there for your next holiday. The Mass Games looks amazing.

holystungun9

The Beast of Bodmin wrote: »

I'd make friends with as many black people as possible.

I wouldn't, just in case it wasn't true.
















Relax! Only joking.

Eve_Dublin

I'd cry hot, snotty, salty tears and run around in a state of blind panic for the whole 3 months.

And live on a solid diet of Chocolate McVites.

enfield

Without exception, every single cult and group that has prophesised that the world would end on a certain day walked away the following day with their tail between their legs. Some even gave away all their possessions. This time its the turn of the Maya.

Pompey Magnus

enfield wrote: »

Without exception, every single cult and group that has prophesised that the world would end on a certain day walked away the following day with their tail between their legs. Some even gave away all their possessions. This time its the turn of the Maya.

To be fair on the Mayans they didn't predict 2012 to be the end of the world, it was just the end of their particular calendar because it would probably have been slightly inconvenient for them to create one up lasting 7.6 billion years when the Earth really will end. They would have just gone and drawn up a new calendar.

Galwayguy35

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Lets just say that the Mayan's prophecy is accurate and the world will end in December 2012. How would you feel about that, would it scare you?? For instance have you achieved all you want or is there still more. For me personally if I knew it to be fact I'd party around the clock till the end. :pac:

Yeah it would scare me, I fear death more than anything.

EclipsiumRasa

The world's going end? We're all going to die?





















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Deadly.

admiralofthefleet

id ride lady gaga so hard that she would be looking forward to the end of days

Mr Benevolent

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Why though? Is it a personal detraction from the world or what. I know myself I want things to end soon, I'm sick of the day to day tedium and the general direction which the human race is being pulled towards. I'd like it to stop..

Jesus. You'd really be complaining if you were alive 500 years ago if tedium is what you're most worried about.

dj jarvis

bone Georgia Salpa till i broke her .......... and take up smoking ... again
oh and shoot the f2ck out of every crunt that i deem to warrant a bullet in the head - starting with every crook that ever entered the dail , then anglo ect ect

when my sex and murder fest has come to a satisfying conclusion ,
go home and hug and kiss my kids till the time comes

Michael Weston

BillyMitchel wrote: »

It's a chaos that could never really be fully described but here you go.

Murder, rape, looting, blasting people with piss. There be so many oul ones screaming "ah here wil ye leave it ouu" the nation would be in tears of laughter and pain. Junkies over dosing 6 weeks before the big day. Alcoholics lying in their own vomit. People buying **** they don't need. Dogs killing cats and hunting scumbags in packs. People living out their wildest dirtiest deepest sexual fantasies.

Orange men marching up and down past churches, priests condemning them to hell. Enda kenny saying we need an emergency tax to keep the outlaws at bay. Big Phil Hogan with a bazooka trying to blow up the houses that still haven't paid the household tax. Criminals moving to Spain thinking they can avoid dooms day.


Beggers laughing on the street. The masses on fb and twitter updating every second sending the cyber world into break down. Nerds fapping over big tits on the interweb. Gingers sitting there silently smiling. Roy Keane repeating on telly saying "ah sure at the end of the day like".

Bertie grabbing all his money from his mattress. Houses, cars, buildings all burnt out. The second is approaching and BOOM just like that we are speckles of dust floating into the atmosphere on our way to fock 40 virgins.

I can't wait!

For some reason I kept speeding up as I read this post, Right up to the BOOM!!!

Pherekydes

Three months? I'd get my affairs in order.

Wait, I don't have any...:(

NegativeCreep

I would just wait contently until the end. I can't convey how much I really really REALLY want the world to end in three months time. It would be fantastic.

staker

dj jarvis wrote: »

bone Georgia Salpa till i broke her .......... and take up smoking ... again
oh and shoot the f2ck out of every crunt that i deem to warrant a bullet in the head - starting with every crook that ever entered the dail , then anglo ect ect

when my sex and murder fest has come to a satisfying conclusion ,
go home and hug and kiss my kids till the time comes

You don't have to wait for the end of the world though to do any of that.:p

BillyMitchel

staker wrote: »

You don't have to wait for the end of the world though to do any of that.:p

Imagine the size of the train that would be waiting for poor oul Miss Salpa, she wouldn't get a minute to wipe herself down!

dj jarvis

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Imagine the size of the train that would be waiting for poor oul Mrs Salpa, she wouldn't get a minute to wipe herself down!

well im in first - it was my idea - you lot can go sloppy seconds
but you all can borrow my hunting rifle when i have finished with it - go nuts :eek:

Abi

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I'd cry hot, snotty, salty tears and run around in a state of blind panic for the whole 3 months.

And live on a solid diet of Chocolate McVites.

Replace the McVities with vodka. You'll be welcoming your new fireball over lords :pac:

WoollyRedHat

mickgotsick wrote: »

Does this mean I don't have to go Christmas shopping? I hate Christmas shopping.

The world will end after Christmas shopping. Jesus will come down, pissed out of his head, shoot the atheists and say the games up, and to come the **** upstairs, because there's a massive afterparty going on, and Elvis is shooting darts while Mairyln is jumping around while singing "Let's Party like it's 1999"

heisenburger

A hurricane of self-destruction consisting of long island iced tea, heroin and donor kebabs, resulting in an untimely death moments before the bang... blissful.