You know you've had too much when...

say_who_now?

You know you've had too much to drink when you go to crush the empty box of smokes, then realise you've just crushed the nearly full box instead... :mad:




balls!

Mickey H

say_who_now? wrote: »

You know you've had too much to drink when you go to crush the empty box of smokes, then realise you've just crushed the nearly full box instead... :mad:




balls!

Amateur.

Tombi!

Head to the local garage that is opened 24/7?

DEFTLEFTHAND

Oh no, have you damaged them beyond repair? Even if so, break off the filters. Heavy smoke but still good to you if your drunk..

say_who_now?

I'm fúcking off to bed, I'll get some more in the morning, I'll be lucky if I can navigate my way to the bedroom, never mind downstairs to the garage to get more! :pac:

Sleep, sleep will kill the cravings...








and save AH from any more incoherent shìte I might post on here if I stay any longer! :pac:

Mickey H

say_who_now? wrote: »

I'm fúcking off to bed, I'll get some more in the morning, I'll be lucky if I can navigate my way to the bedroom, never mind downstairs to the garage to get more! :pac:

Sleep, sleep will kill the cravings...








and save AH from any more incoherent shìte I might post on here if I stay any longer! :pac:

Ah don't go. You're great craic! And if you have made a sh1te of them, try to smoke what's left. It'll make those cravings go right away.

1ZRed

say_who_now? wrote: »

You know you've had too much to drink when you go to crush the empty box of smokes, then realise you've just crushed the nearly full box instead... :mad:




balls!

Thanks for reminding me of one of my own drunken nights where "drink", "balls", and "crush" all came into play.

Safe to say I could have smoked the prick who did it! It was surprisingly not pleasant

say_who_now?

1ZRed wrote: »

Thanks for reminding me of one of my own drunken nights where "drink", "balls", and "crush" all came into play.

Safe to say I could have smoked the prick who did it! It was surprisingly not pleasant

Ohhh 1zzy, too easy my friend, too easy! :pac:

Meanwhile, I know I didn't consume any illicit substances last night, but there's something bloody subliminal about this which was just on cbeebies-

WTF?? :pac:

Praetorian Saighdiuir

You know you've had too much when...you wake up next to your mom.

mattjack

benwavner wrote: »

You know you've had too much when...you wake up next to your mom.

Mom ? does this mean you woke up in America..?

Plazaman

Pffft, lightweights. When you feel a fart hit the back of your knee, that's when you've had too much.

say_who_now?

mattjack wrote: »

Mom ? does this mean you woke up in America..?

Where do you think he's waving at you from? As opposed to bendover, who woke up in england! :rolleyes:

say_who_now?

Plazaman wrote: »

Pffft, lightweights. When you feel a fart hit the back of your knee, that's when you've had too much.

Took me a minute!

heisenburger

You find yourself drinking jagermeister.
Also, when you put a cigarette in your mouth backwards and light it, did that the other night with a rollie and took a full inhalation of burning filter. It was not pleasant!

smurgen

You know you've had too much when you sit on a wheelchair bound black woman and try to wheel both of you down the street.he family were not impressed!

bbam

I usually find that when I feel invnceable, like I could drink all night, feel like the drink has hardly affected me...
Just then I've had too much and probably one or two sips from falling over on my ass/face depending on which way I'm facing

cloptrop

You can never have too much .

beco2010

bbam wrote: »

I usually find that when I feel invnceable, like I could drink all night, feel like the drink has hardly affected me...
Just then I've had too much and probably one or two sips from falling over on my ass/face depending on which way I'm facing

its called the air effect, drinking all day, its grand sure your having great craic, you leave to change the scenery, freash air hits you, then you wake up with the fear the next morning

3ndahalfof6

you never know, it is why we get to do the wonderful things we would otherwise never do.

astonaidan

when that 17 year old is smiling at you and your thinking could you get away with it, feckin spoilsport lad telling me her age :mad:

bbam

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

you never know, it is why we get to do the wonderful things we would otherwise never do.

In my experience many of them have been less than wonderful and more wonderful fluckups

Hande hoche!

astonaidan wrote: »

when that 17 year old is smiling at you and your thinking could you get away with it, feckin spoilsport lad telling me her age :mad:

Huh?

BigFatGiant

astonaidan wrote: »

when that 17 year old is smiling at you and your thinking could you get away with it, feckin spoilsport lad telling me her age :mad:

Larry Murphy style!

astonaidan

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Huh?

Well if a girls in a club your let presume shes 18, till one of my friends told me what age she was, so I backed away

BigFatGiant wrote: »

Larry Murphy style!

Is there another way?

Talib Fiasco

When you spend a half to a full hour every night chatting to the bathroom attendant who happens to be from Nigeria and knows you by your first name and gives you 'that handshake' every half minute while you struggle to make the urinal... Still though the free sprays of hugo boss and linx aren't bad perks...

beco2010

astonaidan wrote: »

when that 17 year old is smiling at you and your thinking she is legal she is legal she is legalllllllllll:D

that is what you were relly thinking

Poxyshamrock

I know I've had too much when nothing seems like a bad idea.

Well, I know the next morning anyway!

admiralofthefleet

when the back of your jeans is wetter than your throat (applies to guinness and ale only)
i got a ropey pint last night and my back body is in ribbons

astonaidan

beco2010 wrote: »

that is what you were relly thinking

Yes, you know me to well sir

Eve_Dublin

You wake up with black pudding down your bra after making yourself some post pub grub and eating it in bed.

I miss those days.

emzolita

mattjack wrote: »

benwavner wrote: »

You know you've had too much when...you wake up next to your mom.

Mom ? does this mean you woke up in America..?

Love you

Praetorian Saighdiuir

mattjack wrote: »

Mom ? does this mean you woke up in America..?

No, it means I woke up next to your father,

"MOM" is what all the guys call trannies like your da

boomkatalog

When you're alone in the jacks talking and laughing to yourself.

Or when you fall off the toilet mid-stream, that one's a doozie.

Caveman1

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

You wake up with black pudding down your bra after making yourself some post pub grub and eating it in bed.

I miss those days.

Ive heard a few girls say you need to be drunk if your to tackle the black pudding

timewilltell

When you meet someone you usualy can't stand, and proceed to become their best friend.

When you're alone in the toilet talking to yourself.

RADIUS

When you give yourself a pep talk in the toilets.

"Look man, Listen we gotta get a handle on this, you fooking sloshed, so take it easy ok? Under no circumstances should you try take on that gang of arseholes who shouldered you earlier. 12 to 1 are no kind of odds. ARE you listening??"

"OK OK, here's the plan. You are going to go outside, don't say goodbye to anyone because they will buy you another shot it will be roller-coaster time after that.

Sneak outside and find a Kebab house. Await further instructions there".

1ZRed

say_who_now? wrote: »

Seriously, WTF?

ruthloss

When the walls become magnetic and you get stuck to them and you can't push yourself off., (so I'm told)

FairytaleGirl

When ye make friends with a 'sound fella' tell him all about yourself and not notice him trying to sell your friends crystal meth.

That was my low point last weekend.

say_who_now?

1ZRed wrote: »

Seriously, WTF?

Covers a multitude Red, see below-

FairytaleGirl wrote: »

When ye make friends with a 'sound fella' tell him all about yourself and not notice him trying to sell your friends crystal meth.

That was my low point last weekend.

Were they all a bit like this FG?

Children's TV presenters on drugs you say? Well I never! :pac:

mattjack

I know I've had too much, when I have to stand at the bedroom door while the room is spinning and jump on the bed as it passes by....

Sauve

Climbing. Always with the fceking climbing...

juan.kerr

...you wake up covered in your own faeces, à la Spud Murphy in Trainspotting.

ArtyM

juan.kerr wrote: »

...you wake up covered in your own faeces, à la Spud Murphy in Trainspotting.

would be worse if it wasnt your own!

juan.kerr

ArtyM wrote: »

would be worse if it wasnt your own!

In a way I'd actually prefer if it was someone elses. At least I wouldn't have the shame of knowing I **** myself.