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iLikeWaffles

iLikeWaffles wrote: »

Customer: I wanna buy a car?
Salesman: yes sir, How do you want to pay?
Customer: in Instalments
Salesman: OK then we'll give you the car in instalments!
Customer:???
Salesman: here's the first part now:
Customer: :eek:

Seth Brundle

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Any chance of a link to that movie?

Fred Swanson

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RobertFoster

Seth Brundle wrote: »

Any chance of a link to that movie?

https://twitter.com/meatplow_handle/status/422957464196493312

Yester

Beric Dondarrion wrote: »

Johann Spermbastian Bach?

milltown

Yester wrote: »

Johann Spermbastian Bach?

Hope he doesn't put that in A minor.

milltown

milltown wrote: »

Hope he doesn't put that in A minor.

A very dangerous thing to go down t' pit!

Capt'n Midnight

Deleted User wrote: »

A very dangerous thing to go down t' pit!

Did you know ?

If you drop a piano down a pit , you get A Flat Miner.

Mike Litoris

That is a terrible effort!


https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=106938639&postcount=7977

cdeb

Agreed!

I get the whole "Humour is objective" and "Don't give out about something that's not funny, because others might think it is", but I want to make an exception here as that is seriously single-digit-IQ pathetic. ("I tried to argue against something and a vegan proved me wrong" - like wtf?)

What is it with all the vegan (pro and anti) crap on that thread anyway? Why is there so much of it? Is it PETA spamming the internet or what's going on? People surely don't actually think it's funny - or do they?

blackwhite

cdeb wrote: »

Agreed!

I get the whole "Humour is objective" and "Don't give out about something that's not funny, because others might think it is", but I want to make an exception here as that is seriously single-digit-IQ pathetic. ("I tried to argue against something and a vegan proved me wrong" - like wtf?)

What is it with all the vegan (pro and anti) crap on that thread anyway? Why is there so much of it? Is it PETA spamming the internet or what's going on? People surely don't actually think it's funny - or do they?

It’s one poster spamming the thread with their soapboxing, and a few reacting to it

GreeBo

New Home wrote: »

for some reason I have the airwolf theme tune running in my head now...

pleas advice

pleas advice wrote: »

the work rythmes with duck

GreeBo

Deleted User wrote: »

the work rythmes with duck

Worztron

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

^^^^^

Source: https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=106942442&postcount=7981

How on earth is that funny? The owner was clearly an idiot.

New Home

I'm pretty sure that was a kitten reply to my kitten post. He knew it wasn't funny, he even added a at the end.

But yes, we can all agree that the owner of that kitten was definitely an idiot.

Wilberto

New Home wrote: »

But yes, we can all agree that the owner of that kitten was definitely an idiot.

I can think of other words that may be more accurate but I better not suggest them.

New Home

I agree with that, too, Wilberto.

Nforce

Nforce wrote: »

I don't know who's worse..the folks who get out of their vehicle to view the animals, or the folks who are sitting watching and laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eje1RJKKDdw

Nearly a Darwin award there.

edit: now on BBC news site
http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/44086107/cheetahs-chase-family-at-safari-park

New Home

Suckit wrote: »

https://imgur.com/gallery/EQyeaC6

Poor, poor dog, being betrayed like that... that woman is a monster.

GreeBo

That moray eel looks like he just realised he has left the immersion on.

evolving_doors

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Nearly a Darwin award there.

edit: now on BBC news site
http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/44086107/cheetahs-chase-family-at-safari-park

I kept saying WTF? too.
I think the family handled it well by walking calmly away!
I wonder what the conversation was like in the car after... "those greedy lions they probably wanted some of our picnic yaw,".

josip

evolving_doors wrote: »

I kept saying WTF? too.
I think the family handled it well by walking calmly away!
I wonder what the conversation was like in the car after... "those greedy lions they probably wanted some of our picnic yaw,".

The teenager was a firm believer in the, 'you don't have to be faster than bear' principle of self preservation

evolving_doors

josip wrote: »

The teenager was a firm believer in the, 'you don't have to be faster than bear' principle of self preservation

I wonder if they had have started panicking and running would it have kicked in the hunt instinct in the animals. Funny though, the animals did nothing while they were head on but as soon as the family moved off to a different spot and had their backs turned, the lions heard them get out of the car and knew they could sneak up behind them.

The Princess Bride

I wonder if they'd been mauled or killed what would have happened to the cheetahs?

Stupid stupid people.
You think you've met all the stupid people out there, then you realise that there's always a few more waiting to do something daft and be outed.

New Home

Did you ever see a film called "The Gods Must Be Crazy"? In its sequel, a bushman child (a little more than a toddler) gets separated from his family. While trying to walk aaaaallll the way home, he meets a not-so-friendly and rather hungry hyena, but he remembers that his dad told him that hyenas don't attack anyone that's bigger than them. So he picks up a large piece of bark and holds it over his head while he's running. The hyena follows him, but keeps its distance because it thinks that somehow that child has grown into something too big to eat. They're very funny, very sweet films, even though they haven't aged well (they were made in the early 80s, IIRC).

Anyway, long story short, I don't think that trick would work with large cats.

New Home

Damn you, Capt'n, damn your damned Futurama snippet, and damn this damned onion chopping factory we're in.

osarusan

I've been on a similar 'safari' car trip in Japan. You were warned to ensure doors and windows stayed closed and locked at all times.

A few years earlier, a family travelling in two separate cars had tried to transfer a crying child from one to the other, and a grandparent had been killed.

Wilberto

Big cats are not to be reckoned with, folks.


Truly beautiful animals though, if also a little terrifying.

New Home

I know you've cut your hair and you've dyed it blonde, but you're not fooling me, Eurovision Anne Hathaway!

Try_harder wrote: »

Quazzie

New Home wrote: »

I know you've cut your hair and you've dyed it blonde, but you're not fooling me, Eurovision Anne Hathaway!

Yester

Deleted User wrote: »

Nearly a Darwin award there.

edit: now on BBC news site
http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/44086107/cheetahs-chase-family-at-safari-park

It's kind of cool when you don't understand the language but you know exactly what they are saying.

Edit; I thought I quoted the one without the subtitles.

New Home

New Home wrote: »

Isn't this the way it's supposed to be?
Obviously not from experience!

New Home

In the next episode: hell freezes over.

Pawwed Rig

Deleted User wrote: »

Isn't this the way it's supposed to be?
Obviously not from experience!

communist

Evade

New Home wrote: »

How else would you check if the barrel is clean? It's pretty much completely disassembled.

New Home

Ask someone else to check for you? :pac:

New Home

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=107011849&postcount=8074

*Whose

:pac:

alchemist33

Many of the YLYL pics just come up as blanks on my phone. Do I have to change something in my settings?

New Home

No, it's a known issue with Firefox and certain images, you'd be better off trying with a different browser.

emo72

Not really getting this one

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/115352/450934.jpeg

kunst nugget

emo72 wrote: »

Not really getting this one

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/115352/450934.jpeg

It's about the amount of people that put up a picture on Facebook of the pint/drink they've bought at the airport before going on holidays.

Hercule Poirot

kunst nugget wrote: »

It's about the amount of people that put up a picture on Facebook of the pint/drink they've bought at the airport before going on holidays.

You forgot the passport, people definitely won't know you're going on holiday if you don't include the passport!!

blackwhite

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

You forgot the passport, people definitely won't know you're going on holiday if you don't include the passport!!

They'll just assume you're in the pub at 8am :pac:

kunst nugget

It's really dunderheaded. It's the 'Hey, Guys! We're on holidays so our house is unoccupied if you want to rob it!' post.

Capt'n Midnight

kunst nugget wrote: »

It's really dunderheaded. It's the 'Hey, Guys! We're on holidays so our house is unoccupied if you want to rob it!' post.

http://PleaseRobMe.com/

Teddington Cuddlesworth

What's with the addiction one in YLYL?

Evade

Teddington Cuddlesworth wrote: »

What's with the addiction one in YLYL?

Addition.

New Home

Teddington Cuddlesworth wrote: »

What's with the addiction one in YLYL?

^^^That.

Canis Lupus

Teddington Cuddlesworth wrote: »

What's with the addiction one in YLYL?

I guess we've found who spellchecked that poster.