Cool Vids&Pics&Links Discussion Thread

Hercule Poirot

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

Point of order. Korg is a Kiwi and doesn't qualify to run for the US presidency

Point of order. Korg is an alien voiced by a Kiwi and doesn't qualify to run for US presidency.

Point of order. Fictional characters do not exist in reality so therefore doesn't qualify to run for US presidency(or any other presidency for that fact).

Fr_Dougal

Deleted User wrote: »

Point of order. Fictional characters do not exist in reality so therefore doesn't qualify to run for US presidency(or any other presidency for that fact).

New Home

Pointillism. That's what this thread is reminding me of, lately. And that's definitely not pointless.

New Home

New Home wrote: »

Pointillism. That's what this thread is reminding me of, lately. And that's definitely not pointless.

But this is..

Fred Swanson

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RobertFoster

GBX wrote: »

Giraffic jam

I've not seen one of those furry things stuck to the dash since the 90s. They used to be everywhere.

GBX

RobertFoster wrote: »

I've not seen one of those furry things stuck to the dash since the 90s. They used to be everywhere.

We as humans are known to be over hunting species to the point of extinction. But I blame Trump on this occasion

Kat1170

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=107419647&postcount=8777

People loose their **** when a vegan v nonvegan post appears but a bunch of people think animals suffering in overheating cars is funny. Strange.

dulpit

Kat1170 wrote: »

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=107419647&postcount=8777

People loose their **** when a vegan v nonvegan post appears but a bunch of people think animals suffering in overheating cars is funny. Strange.

It's a giant dick?

Evade

Kat1170 wrote: »

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=107419647&postcount=8777

People loose their **** when a vegan v nonvegan post appears but a bunch of people think animals suffering in overheating cars is funny. Strange.

I'm pretty sure people think it's funny because it looks like the sun is having a ****.

Kat1170

I'm not corrupted enough it seems :D


Ps. my post was tongue in cheek even though I forgot rule No. !


:pac::pac::pac::pac:

Suckit

What am I missing here?

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=107431806&postcount=8798

dball

possibly the flag shadow

dball

not funny though

Capt'n Midnight

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Most people I know only have eight fingers and two thumbs... :PAC:

RobertFoster

Deleted User wrote: »

Most people I know only have eight fingers and two thumbs... :PAC:

Do you know any native Spanish/Portuguese/Japanese/etc. speakers? Some of them have 20

Charlie-Bravo

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Most people I know only have eight fingers and two thumbs... :PAC:

All thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs.

Hercule Poirot

astrofluff wrote: »

All thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs.

evolving_doors

Kat1170 wrote: »

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=107419647&postcount=8777

People loose their **** when a vegan v nonvegan post appears but a bunch of people think animals suffering in overheating cars is funny. Strange.

I think it's cos they blurred out the dogs face to protect his identity!

evolving_doors

evolving_doors wrote: »

I think it's cos they blurred out the dogs face to protect his identity!

Are you sure it's a dog:pac:

pleas advice

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

hooo-haaa

kunst nugget

What's happening with beertons most recent posts. They appear for a second and then they're gone and the links don't work properly.

wally79

kunst nugget wrote: »

What's happening with beertons most recent posts. They appear for a second and then they're gone and the links don't work properly.

It’s not just his. Seen some yesterday also

Pawwed Rig

kunst nugget wrote: »

What's happening with beertons most recent posts. They appear for a second and then they're gone and the links don't work properly.

I have deleted heaps of them. They tend to be blank or have broken links. Not sure what is going on tbh.

GBX

I actually had one where I tried to attach a pic and when I posted, it didnt show. I deleted it myself; Possibly to do with attachments rather than embedded img tags?

El Weirdo

kunst nugget wrote: »

What's happening with beertons most recent posts. They appear for a second and then they're gone and the links don't work properly.

Don't worry, they're not very funny anyway.

Hercule Poirot

Guys, how does a person post a gif?

New Home

Exactly like you would with an image.

GBX

GBX wrote: »

I actually had one where I tried to attach a pic and when I posted, it didnt show. I deleted it myself; Possibly to do with attachments rather than embedded img tags?

I had the same the other day as well.

Suckit

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=107445027&postcount=8831

Technically it is 14 letters.

Seth Brundle

Suckit wrote: »

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=107445027&postcount=8831

Technically it is 14 letters.

No, it's 13 letters. But technically it is 16 characters (including the apostrophe and two spaces)

Suckit

Seth Brundle wrote: »

No, it's 13 letters. But technically it is 16 characters (including the apostrophe and two spaces)

"It is coming home"

I wasn't counting the apostrophe, but I'll take that too..

cdeb

An apostrophe is not a letter.

It's an apostrophe.

"It's" is three letters, not four. It's is a word in its own right

Suckit

cdeb wrote: »

An apostrophe is not a letter.

It's an apostrophe.

"It's" is three letters, not four. It's is a word in its own right

Probably the first time I've seen "It's is" in a sentence.. (Twice!) :pac:

Silent Running

Suckit wrote: »

"It is coming home"

I wasn't counting the apostrophe, but I'll take that too..

"Football's coming home" Just doesn't fit, does it? They'd need a bit more dicking about with figures for that to work.

cdeb

Suckit wrote: »

Probably the first time I've seen "It's is" in a sentence.. (Twice!) :pac:

Indeed! I did have to be careful typing that sentence.

But you're still wrong on the number of letters unfortunately

Seth Brundle

Silent Running wrote: »

"Football's coming home" Just doesn't fit, does it? They'd need a bit more dicking about with figures for that to work.

I think "Football est en retour" sounds better!

Kat1170

I think this sums it up best of all ……..

Hercule Poirot

New Home wrote: »

Exactly like you would with an image.

Does seem to be working the same way, I generally copy the image address and use the

Suckit

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

Does seem to be working the same way, I generally copy the image address and use the

If it is on imgur, sometimes you can right-click the image to see the gif URL. But often it is ot a GIF, but an MP4.

New Home

Some times you can post MP4s as gifs, other times it won't, I think it's something to do with how big the file is. Some other times again the MP4 won't work unless you change the extension from MP4 to gif. Go figure.

Capt'n Midnight

Kat1170 wrote: »

I think this sums it up best of all ……..

How football sounds to people that just don’t care

Firstly, imagine every time within a day that football is mentioned by someone else. Secondly, replace it with something that you don’t want to hear about every day. Say… Archeology. Then, think carefully about how an average day would pan out.

So, you awaken to the clock radio. It’s 7AM. Just as you awaken, it’s time for the news and archaeology already. Not news and other historical investigations, like library restorations or museum openings (unless there’s another event happening), but just the news and archeology. Malaysian plane is still missing. Pistorius is still on trial. New dig announced in Giza. Ancient Mayan temple discovered. Exciting stuff.

Time for a bite to eat over the morning TV. More news. More archaeology. Yes, you are aware of what is up with the missing plane. Fine. Now the archaeology in video format. Video of people dusting off some skulls and bits of pottery. All well and good, but archaeology isn’t your thing. It would be nice to hear about something else.

Even when it isn’t archaeology season, the media follow noted archaeologists. They drive fast cars, date beautiful women, advertise fragrances, and sometimes they go to nightclubs and act in the worst possible way. Scandals erupt as the tabloids follow these new celebrities when they’re not searching the past for answers. It is entirely possible you can recite the names of certain researchers, even if you don’t pay attention to archaeology. You don’t know what transfer season is, but you know that someone was transferred to a dig in Peru for a sum of money that could fund the London Underground for two whole days.

Out of the car at 8:55 and into work. What are the colleagues talking about, I wonder? Oh, Jones dropped a 3,890 year old pot and smashed it? What a useless idiot! Someone should do something unpleasant to him. And don’t even ask about the unfortunate incident in Athens two years ago – you’ll be there all day! Breaking a pillar like that! We don’t talk about that here, mate. What? You don’t want to discuss the finer points of the prevalence of phallic imagery in Pompeii? Is there something wrong with you?

The drive home from work. Every thirty minutes, no matter the station, someone mentions the archaeology. Best sit in silence. Drive past a huge billboard with a black and white picture of a rakishly handsome archaeologist draped over an impossibly beautiful woman. He’s winking at you. Trowel in his left hand, supermodel in the right. Jurassic, by Calvin Klein.

And now the pub. A nice pub with a beer garden. Posters in the windows. LIVE EXCAVATION AT THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS! All of it on a huge TV with the volume up too loud. Drunken people yelling at the screen. “SEND IT FOR CARBON DATING, YOU USELESS FOOL!” “WHAT ARE YOU ON, MATE? DUST THE ANCIENT MEDALLION GENTLY! SMELTING METHODS OF THE TIME PRODUCED VERY SOFT AND IMPURE METALS EASILY PRONE TO DISFIGURATION!” All this from two men out of a crowd of twenty. One lousy drunken idiot and his chum ruin the image of other archaeology fans. Carbon dating report from the lab updates on TV, read by a man employed because they’ve been following the beautiful science since they were a boy. The drunk chimes in again. “WHAT PHARAOH’S REIGN DID YOU SAY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS ABOUT THE UNDERPINNINGS OF OUR THEORY OF AGRICULTURAL DEVELOPMENT OF 4TH BC EGYPT? GET IN, MATE!” A cheer cascades through the building and you can only wonder why.

Best go home and avoid anyone who might be drinking and singing. You once met a disagreeable chap who threatened to beat you up because you didn’t watch the archaeology. “Not a late paleolithic era supporter are you? Think you’re better than me? I’ll have you, you scrawny git!”

To bed. To repeat the cycle tomorrow. The inescapable, inevitability that wherever you go, someone, somewhere, is just dying to talk to you about the archaeology.

Ken.

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Archeology News

Still better than listening to vegans talk about vegan sh!t.

quickbeam

beertons wrote: »

*have.



:rolleyes:

pleas advice

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evolving_doors

evolving_doors

Seriously...What we need are more vegan vs carnivore jokes

Silent Running

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I think it's an admission that his car is a shed.

Capt'n Midnight

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Technically mushrooms are used for reproduction

Capt'n Midnight

Silent Running wrote: »

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I think it's an admission that his car is a shed.

That's not a shed , this is a shed.