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fritzelly

GBX wrote: »

Not exactly a funny though

Tell that to the toy he's just killed.

(shoulda read the text - his dogs killed)

GBX

fritzelly wrote: »

Tell that to the toy he's just killed.

donegal.

fritzelly wrote: »

Tell that to the toy he's just killed.

He didn't kill it, he's just discovered what the baddie guys did to his beloved toy.

New Home

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

State of them... and not one single bottle of sunscreen lotion in sight!

Capt'n Midnight

KathleenGrant

I don't get the Bart Simpson "Drop Table Jones" one.

Pawwed Rig

KathleenGrant wrote: »

I don't get the Bart Simpson "Drop Table Jones" one.

It is a computer programming joke. I hit like on it so it would look like I am smarter than I am.

Seth Brundle

KathleenGrant wrote: »

I don't get the Bart Simpson "Drop Table Jones" one.

It refers to SQL injection whereby a "hacker" could send a command within a standard data entry field e.g. through a box on a web form but this would manage to delete all the tables within the database. Developers should really have code to check any data submitted from a form but poor developers often didn't do this.

Tldr: it's a nerd joke!

KathleenGrant

Seth Brundle wrote: »

It refers to SQL injection whereby a "hacker" could send a command within a standard data entry field e.g. through a box on a web form but this would manage to delete all the tables within the database. Developers should really have code to check any data submitted from a form but poor developers often didn't do this.

Tldr: it's a nerd joke!

Thanks so much but I didn't get one word of that. Must mean I am not a nerd. Yaaaay!!!

New Home

It's kind of like a self-destruct button. Sort of.

RobertFoster

Capt'n Midnight

KathleenGrant wrote: »

Thanks so much but I didn't get one word of that. Must mean I am not a nerd. Yaaaay!!!

Happens to humans too.

Ireland's worst driver according to the Garda database was stopped 50 times. However, each time the serial offender was stopped he managed to evade justice by giving a different address.

Turned out that Prawo Jazdy is Polish for Driving Licence.










This might be worth a try on the M50 ?

Chiron

Beric Dondarrion wrote: »

I'm Chiron and I approve this message.

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In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.


And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. The sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."
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Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums.

And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent.

To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew It was known as Must Send

Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew to the People (HTTP).

And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land.

Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drum heads and drumsticks.
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> And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others."

And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or eBay as it came to be known.

He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."
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> And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.

Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside.

It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).

That is how it all began. And that's the truth.

I would not make up this stuff

Ken.

You got me in trouble vic. Missus asleep on the couch behind me and I snorted laughing and she leapt up. Now it's broken tv time.

Victor wrote: »

https://twitter.com/Lynn_Nothegger/status/1068621186316361729

Quazzie

Mugser wrote: »

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Any able to tell me the funny with this sign?

Thatnastyboy

Quazzie wrote: »

Any able to tell me the funny with this sign?

Took me a while too but,


Beidh an carrchlós gaeilge oscailte leath huar tar éis an carrchlós Sasanach,


Sorry for my poor Irish, early duolingo stage..

osarusan

Mugser wrote: »

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At the very bottom, it says 8.30-18.30 in Irish, but 8.00-18.30 in English.

ganmo

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

Took me a while too but,


Beidh an carrchlós gaeilge oscailte leath huar tar éis an carrchlós bearla,


Sorry for my poor Irish, early duolingo stage..

fyp

Thatnastyboy

ganmo wrote: »

fyp

Was the rest of it correct? :eek:

It wasnt me123

beertons wrote: »

Joe needs a good slap - Killenaule is about 20 miles away from me as the crow flies, but about 50 years in equality legislation.

Wilberto

Also, I don't get the need for the red markings. To me the whole paragraph is funny! :pac:

WMP

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Where Chuck lived if the above address is correct.

https://goo.gl/maps/gSXMC6CNyn62

New Home

That was probably Nick Miranda's address, not Chuck Berry's.

http://www.nickmiranda.com/

The Nal

Chucked lived on an estate in Wentzville outside St Louis, not a million miles away from her.

38°46'22"N 90°53'18"W

WMP

New Home wrote: »

That was probably Nick Miranda's address, not Chuck Berry's.

http://www.nickmiranda.com/

Oops yes, I missed that.

Mr Crispy

PETA are attention-seeking idiots.

BattleCorp

Darch Nemesis wrote: »

PETA are attention-seeking idiots.

Feeding a fed horse.

Is that like Foie Gras but with a horse instead of a duck or a goose?

SolvableKnave

BattleCorp wrote: »

Feeding a fed horse.

Is that like Foie Gras but with a horse instead of a duck or a goose?

Yeah, it's called Foal Gras

Hannibal_Smith

Deck the halls with boughs of holly :pac: :pac: hilarious!!

New Home

gozunda wrote: »

You called? :pac:

New Home

Riddle101 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Vmx8BcmdY

Legend - 1985

pleas advice

Home alone 2, what does that say about me?

SolvableKnave

pleas advice wrote: »

Home alone 2, what does that say about me?

Pennywise for me

dudeeile

SolvableKnave wrote: »

Pennywise for me

Oliver Twist

Hercule Poirot

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Dyr

The worst witch, his finest hour

legrand

^^^
what the

Mod note: GIF AND chat on YLYL?!? Surely, that's a paddling! Better move it to the chat thread, before someone notices...

New Home

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I bet they wouldn't like Orion's Belt, either.

Suckit

Yikes, a lot of reposts. I am guessing they are the ones that look like this when I see them.

New Home

Don't know, TBH. Some of them are recent, some other were quite a few monthd old.

If you try to quote them (without actually posting anything), do you see thir URL?

Seth Brundle

I'm having a slow day, someone help me out please...

Worztron wrote: »

seamus

Seth Brundle wrote: »

I'm having a slow day, someone help me out please...

It's in the subject line of the post - "Ford Focus"

Sabre0001

Harrison Ford focus(ing) on the task at hand...perhaps?

BattleCorp

It's not particularly...........or even remotely funny but it is Harrison Ford focussing on an object - thus Ford Focus.

Charlie-Bravo

Tis the season to be....


...reposting.

What happened that people are putting up lots of posts already posted?

GBX

astrofluff wrote: »

Tis the season to be....


...reposting.

What happened that people are putting up lots of posts already posted?

There's a few alright. But its like any social media, you get some people who will genuinely assume it hasn't been seen yet so post it anyway.
And some will automatically go to the last post on a thread, then post without scrolling backwards.

Charlie-Bravo

This is probably the forum I most read on boards.ie and YLYL is the go to for a bit of craic. I'd rarely miss a meme/post. Perhaps I need to get out more. :pac:

GBX

Im the same ..

Suckit

New Home wrote: »

Don't know, TBH. Some of them are recent, some other were quite a few monthd old.

If you try to quote them (without actually posting anything), do you see thir URL?

Tried doing that to see the pics, nope, unfortunately still blank.