They Are At It Again

admiralofthefleet

There are 2 lady golfers in the house opposite mine. decent looking ones at that. I was just out having a smoke and was treated to the sight of the two of them eating the faces off each other. Strange thing is, one of them has a son.

They didnt hide the fact that the blind in their kitchen was up and the lights were on. I think i may smoke more.

anyone else with interesting neighbours?

MrStuffins

I haven't got interesting neighbours and neither do you from the sounds of it!

ZombieBride

So people with children can't make out... interesting.

Nodin

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

There are 2 lady golfers in the house opposite mine. decent looking ones at that. I was just out having a smoke and was treated to the sight of the two of them eating the faces off each other. Strange thing is, one of them has a son.

They didnt hide the fact that the blind in their kitchen was up and the lights were on. I think i may smoke more.

anyone else with interesting neighbours?

...the "realise I'm gay in later life" thing seems quite common. And of course, unless you know how she conceived said child, ye don't know she wasn't gay from the get-go. Then again, given yer viewing habits, you might......

Nodin

ZombieBride wrote: »

So people with children can't make out... interesting.

no, no, no.

Lezbeens can't have babies.

brummytom

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

There are 2 lady golfers in the house opposite mine. decent looking ones at that. I was just out having a smoke and was treated to the sight of the two of them eating the faces off each other. Strange thing is, one of them has a son.

They didnt hide the fact that the blind in their kitchen was up and the lights were on. I think i may smoke more.

anyone else with interesting neighbours?

Pervert

Poor Uncle Tom

Skirting all those holes gives one an appetite...

Biggins

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

There are 2 lady golfers in the house opposite mine. decent looking ones at that. I was just out having a smoke and was treated to the sight of the two of them eating the faces off each other. Strange thing is, one of them has a son.

They didnt hide the fact that the blind in their kitchen was up and the lights were on. I think i may smoke more.

anyone else with interesting neighbours?

You say they are at it AGAIN!

I'm just waiting for a post saying something like "We have a peeping-tom neighbour looking in our window at us again!"

JamieKCCO

only eating face?

Nodin

brummytom wrote: »

Pervert

Jaysus, your very judgemental. He might have gone inside and had a wee fap later.

Stained Class

Face eating. Is this a local delacacy?

Sauve

OP are you for real? You're spying on your neighbours snogging in their kitchen. Seriously?
Go out and get some action yourself for the love of fcek.

cloptrop

Dont worry pretty soon that ll be a relationship with twice the amount of headaches in it.
No more viewing.

akura

Nice!

Nodin

Sauve wrote: »

OP are you for real? You're spying on your neighbours snogging in their kitchen. Seriously?
Go out and get some action yourself for the love of fcek.

I think he thinks thats what he's doing.

Plus the weather is shite for dogging lets face it.

ZombieBride

Nodin wrote: »

no, no, no.

Lezbeens can't have babies.

I forgot that their tubes get cut when they are given the toaster and scissoring manual, shame on me!

I was wondering how they were playing golf in a housing estate

Red Hand

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

There are 2 lady golfers in the house opposite mine. decent looking ones at that. I was just out having a smoke and was treated to the sight of the two of them eating the faces off each other. Strange thing is, one of them has a son.

They didnt hide the fact that the blind in their kitchen was up and the lights were on. I think i may smoke more.

anyone else with interesting neighbours?

Is it Dublin or Arklow that they're ating the faces offf each other?

It's not the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's afther!

Larianne

What does golfing have to do with it?

annascott

I think that I might be classed as an 'interesting' neighbour. Mine accidentally saw me naked. :eek:

Biggins

I need pictures damn-it!

admiralofthefleet

Sauve wrote: »

OP are you for real? You're spying on your neighbours snogging in their kitchen. Seriously?
Go out and get some action yourself for the love of fcek.

im happily married and when you are standing having a smoke you tend to just look around

brummytom

Nodin wrote: »

Jaysus, your very judgemental. He might have gone inside and had a wee fap later.

I'm not judging, I'm jealous

holystungun9

Which one was wearing those silly tarten type pants (but in dungaree form)?

Only joking, I love lesbians

I don't have any weird neighbours (but they do).

I like frogs.

admiralofthefleet

brummytom wrote: »

I'm not judging, I'm jealous

you call me a pervert like its meant to be some kind of insult

kowloon

In before 'In before thinly veiled "I have a house" thread'.

Gongoozler

Thinly veiled 'I've got lesbian neighbours' thread.

What? Reeeeeeeal thinly like.

To answer the question (as if anybody was meant to), no I've got no interesting neighbours. Well unless you count the one two doors down who reeks of smoke all the time, and is constantly drunk, but who's also a nun. Well, I think she's a nun anyway.

Red Hand

Larianne wrote: »

What does golfing have to do with it?

Holes

El Weirdo

Pointless thread is pointless.