What's the ****tiest thing you've ever done to a decent human being?

AskMyChocolate

I was playing a game of chess in an inter-schools competition once against this lad from Gonzaga. He had made his move but had forgotten to hit the clock. I then proceeded to pretend that I couldn't figure out my next best move. I was rubbing my temples as his clock ran down.

Worst thing was, after twenty minutes, he asked me if I'd like a cup of coffee!

I knew exactly what I was doing. If ever victory tasted like ashes it was that day.

So, AHers, when have you behaved like a louser?

Mr.Crinklewood

Pissed in my chess opponents coffee.

Where To

Broke three of a guy's ribs trying to save him from choking.

Didn't work.

Roar

Quite literally, leaving an upper decker at a house party.

The party was sh!t, anyway.

cloptrop

Anal sex

Gummy Panda

Ate them!

FatherLen

stole someones charizard.


still keeps me up at night.

kupus

Gave my frail granny a lottery ticket with last weeks winning numbers telling her we won the euro millions. She got a heart attack, I inherited her house.

It's not funny if you make it up lads.:pac:

kfallon

You know the one when you were a kid, gang of ye hanging around but one fella wouldn't be very much liked so ye'd all spin the yarn about 7pm of "Yeah I'm heading in now" and everyone would say the same but 5 mins ye'd appear back out on the street cos everyone was in on it apart from the fella ye didn't want to hang around with.

Then you'd look up and see his sad face in the bedroom window looking out after realising what little shits we really were....not nice!

davet82

Drank a little diabetic girls lucazade...


i'm gonna rot in hell

kfallon

Left a few 'beads' of piss on somebody's toothbrush!

I was apoplectic with rage that morning and revenge was the only thing in my mind!

Echoes675

I didn't like a kid, so I ground his parents up into chilli and fed it to him!

AnonoBoy

kfallon wrote: »

You know the one when you were a kid, gang of ye hanging around but one fella wouldn't be very much liked so ye'd all spin the yarn about 7pm of "Yeah I'm heading in now" and everyone would say the same but 5 mins ye'd appear back out on the street cos everyone was in on it apart from the fella ye didn't want to hang around with.

Then you'd look up and see his sad face in the bedroom window looking out after realising what little shits we really were....not nice!

I was that boy.

Mr Benevolent

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I was that boy.

We know.

Left a few 'beads' of piss on somebody's toothbrush!

I was apoplectic with rage that morning and revenge was the only thing in my mind!

Why, did they stick the toothbrush up your arse instead of the usual finger? I'dve felt... violated.

Sykk

"Just the tip"

kfallon

Confab wrote: »

Why, did they stick the toothbrush up your arse instead of the usual finger? I'dve felt... violated.

Eh, I don't piss thru my arse, rusty water the odd occasion but never piss

mr bungle.

one morning when the missus was asleep i put a good bit of deep heat cream on her "lady bits".after about a minute she woke up screaming and jumping all over the place.i thought it was hilarious at the time but after a bit of reflection it was probably a bit of nasty thing to do.although she does laugh about it now.

mr bungle.

mr bungle. wrote: »

one morning when the missus was asleep i put a good bit of deep heat cream on her "lady bits".after about a minute she woke up screaming and jumping all over the place.i thought it was hilarious at the time but after a bit of reflection it was probably a bit of nasty thing to do.although she does laugh about it now.

Jaysus you had an opportunity for a hot ride there.

Ghandee

Told her on first date, we'd go steady to get the ride.

Next morning used the, 'its not you, its me line' and broke it off again.

I'm not proud.

castletownman

I led two homicide detectives on a massive manhunt for me when I went on a killing spree and justified my crimes as absolution for the world's ignorance of the Seven Deadly Sins. One of them really got his commupence when I left him a "present" after they eventually caught me- his wife's head in a box.

mr bungle.

Bam Bam Mickey wrote: »

mr bungle. wrote: »

one morning when the missus was asleep i put a good bit of deep heat cream on her "lady bits".after about a minute she woke up screaming and jumping all over the place.i thought it was hilarious at the time but after a bit of reflection it was probably a bit of nasty thing to do.although she does laugh about it now.

Jaysus you had an opportunity for a hot ride there.

i would had to let her cool down for a while,physically and mentally!!

Hannibal Smith

Ghandee wrote: »

Told her on first date, we'd go steady to get the ride.

Next morning used the, 'its not you, its me line' and broke it off again.

I'm not proud.

First date? Going steady? Where were you, degrassi high?

wobblyknees

Where To wrote: »

Broke three of a guy's ribs trying to save him from choking.

Didn't work.

Is he dead??

:eek:

Where To

wobblyknees wrote: »

Where To wrote: »

Broke three of a guy's ribs trying to save him from choking.

Didn't work.

Is he dead??

:eek:

Yep.

/threadspoil.

weiland79

Cut a guy's finger off once.

We were young maybe 11 or 12, playing marbles. A marble went down the drain so we lifted it up to retreve said marble. Matey puts his arm down whilst i hold drain cover, couldn't hold it anymore so i dropped it and caught his hand.

Severed the top of his middle finger off.

Remmy

I went to a very militant national school. An English fella started one of the years who made a habit of wearing rangers jerseys and taking the piss during Irish history lessons. He got expelled in a few months.That's all I'm saying.:o

guppy

Where To wrote: »

Yep.

/threadspoil.

Then I don't think he minds about the broken ribs.








(RIP man I didn't know)

barryfitz

Alabama Hotpocket

General General

guppy wrote: »

Then I don't think he minds about the broken ribs.

Unless he eventually swallowed whatever it was & then died of a punctured lung.

Gauss

I kneed a slightly special kid in the balls in school. Connected true and sweet. Poor bastard.

Conall Cernach

barryfitz wrote: »

Alabama Hotpocket

I just googled that (Binged it actually) and there appear to be two different meanings to it. One is where you put Deep Heat or something on the outside of your condom and the other, well I don't believe the other one is a real thing.

Where To

General General wrote: »

guppy wrote: »

Then I don't think he minds about the broken ribs.

Unless he eventually swallowed whatever it was & then died of a punctured lung.

Na it was the steak what done it. Still the ****tiest thing I've ever done though.