Have you ever stolen someone's underwear?

some random drunk

Or had it stolen on you?

I have a confession to make. When I was 14 a Japanese college student stayed in our house for a month or so. She was a good looking girl and me, being a horny teenager took an instant liking to her. One day I came home from school and was alone in the house. There was washing hanging out on the line, including several of her pairs of panties. I got it in my head that it would be a good idea to steal a pair .
I ended up keeping them hidden in my room for about a year until guilt got the better of me and I threw them away.

A couple of years down the line and my Mam was doing some cleaning in my sisters room and finds a pair of boxers. My sister was only 13 at the time and my Mam was pretty certain she'd never had a fella over. Under questioning my sister confessed to having stolen the boxers from a friend of her's older brother, that she apparently had a crush on.
So it seems underwear thievery runs in our family.

Alright, I've made my confession, now it's over to yous. Have you ever stolen someone's underwear? Did you get caught? Did you ever have underwear stolen from you? Any good stories?

vicwatson

Strange Family

The King of Moo

I do it all the time.

Those sweet profits should be rolling in any day now.

Talib Fiasco

Never stole underwear from anyone...I honestly don't see the deal with it....sure I've tampered with a few pairs of boxers belonging to the lads just for the laugh but that's it...

Yeah I've had jocks stolen from me... I'd rather not go into it haha :cool:

token56

Why would you want to steal it? As a reminder, as some perverted turn on?

Just seems oh so weird.

castletownman

I've gone quite adept at removing girls' bras recently. Don't ask how.

But I've never had the urge to go as far as to steal them.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Yep, one night stand keepsakes.

I once had a pretty impressive collection hanging in my car from the rearview mirror.

That is completely sad and my only defence was, it seemed alright at the time and I was a stupid kid.

astonaidan

What a weird question, who hasnt??

Yellowblackbird

As a young bloke, you're told to build up a collection of girls pants. Have a drawer your bedroom to mark your success.

Imagine my embarrassment when I found out this was a metaphor. The police didn't press charges though.

say_who_now?

some random drunk wrote: »

There was washing hanging out on the line, including several of her pairs of panties. I got it in my head that it would be a good idea to steal a pair .

Can we stop calling them panties? They're knickers ffs, or french boxers even, but panties? No!

Fifty shades of fúck off! :mad:

admiralofthefleet

there is no point in stealing them op unless you were them as a spiderman mask and give them a right good sniff

and to answer the op, no i have never stolen a pair of bills

mauzo

I was seeing a guy for a while, he gave me his boxers to sleep in one night. I took them home.

Very comfy!

Jimoslimos

some random drunk wrote: »

There was washing hanging out on the line, including several of her pairs of panties. I got it in my head that it would be a good idea to steal a pair .

Wait...you stole a CLEAN pair! Why, what's the point of that?

some random drunk

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Wait...you stole a CLEAN pair! Why, what's the point of that?

Haha, yeah my 14 year old self was satisfied with a clean pair. I also didnt actually do anything with them. Just kept them hidden in my room and took them out from time to time to look at them. I was a weird teenager.

Wee Willy Harris

No; but my sister certainly suspected me and my brother once...

think it was her boyfriend at the time.

dttq

some random drunk wrote: »

Or had it stolen on you?

I have a confession to make. When I was 14 a Japanese college student stayed in our house for a month or so. She was a good looking girl and me, being a horny teenager took an instant liking to her. One day I came home from school and was alone in the house. There was washing hanging out on the line, including several of her pairs of panties. I got it in my head that it would be a good idea to steal a pair .
I ended up keeping them hidden in my room for about a year until guilt got the better of me and I threw them away.

A couple of years down the line and my Mam was doing some cleaning in my sisters room and finds a pair of boxers. My sister was only 13 at the time and my Mam was pretty certain she'd never had a fella over. Under questioning my sister confessed to having stolen the boxers from a friend of her's older brother, that she apparently had a crush on.
So it seems underwear thievery runs in our family.

Alright, I've made my confession, now it's over to yous. Have you ever stolen someone's underwear? Did you get caught? Did you ever have underwear stolen from you? Any good stories?

Durty, durty fecker! :pac:

Where To

I was searching for a dance tune from the early 90s, chorus went something like "I watched you hang your knickers on the line, knickers on the line".

Can't find it now so this will do.

Fromthetrees

I fixed the OP for the sake of truth and clarity.

I have a confession to make. When I was 57 a Japanese college student stayed in our house for a month or so. She was a good looking girl and me, being a horny old man took an instant liking to her. One day I came home from the pub and was alone in the house. There was washing hanging out on the line, including several of her pairs of panties. I got it in my head that it would be a good idea to steal a pair .
I ended up keeping them hidden in my room for about a year until guilt got the better of me and I threw them away.

shopaholic01

OP is this you??????

Intensive Care Bear

Me and my mate robbed a pair of budgie smugglers of his older brother when we were about 14. We then put a streak of nutella chocolate down the inside of it and attached it to the flag pole of our secondary school. Was funny watching the caretaker poke them into a black bag on the monday morning, good times.

1ZRed

I was about to hit up with a guy a while ago and in such a rush to get going, I couldn't find a pair of jocks quick enough so headed out anyway. And after all was done and everyone was happy out I took his for the way home.

People say they like going commando, I hate it that much! No big deal, but they were nice CKs
he was fine about it and actually more offered btw

Where To

Knickers make great polishing cloths by the way. Buy them in a knicker shop though, don't knick them off a line.

skepticalone

i honestly thought the o p was going to say that it turned out the japanese student had also robbed HIS keks cos she had a crush on him too !!!! im a romantic fool me

Ficheall

say_who_now? wrote: »

Can we stop calling them panties? They're knickers ffs, or french boxers even, but panties? No!

Fifty shades of fúck off! :mad:

French boxers?

opinion guy

some random drunk wrote: »

Or had it stolen on you?

I have a confession to make. When I was 14 a Japanese college student stayed in our house for a month or so. She was a good looking girl and me, being a horny teenager took an instant liking to her. One day I came home from school and was alone in the house. There was washing hanging out on the line, including several of her pairs of panties. I got it in my head that it would be a good idea to steal a pair .
I ended up keeping them hidden in my room for about a year until guilt got the better of me and I threw them away.

A couple of years down the line and my Mam was doing some cleaning in my sisters room and finds a pair of boxers. My sister was only 13 at the time and my Mam was pretty certain she'd never had a fella over. Under questioning my sister confessed to having stolen the boxers from a friend of her's older brother, that she apparently had a crush on.
So it seems underwear thievery runs in our family.

Alright, I've made my confession, now it's over to yous. Have you ever stolen someone's underwear? Did you get caught? Did you ever have underwear stolen from you? Any good stories?

OP's family have a singalong.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1XTBESG4BQ

opinion guy

OP and his siblings get some bit parts in a big movie.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuZ09tFDzwY

dave3004

In Japan, you can buy a girls pair of durty knickers from a vending machine !!! FACT !

opinion guy

In Soviet Russia, underwear buys you!!!!!

sam34

ive posted this before here, but a few years ago a colleague of mine called over to my house. he went upstairs to the loo, but he didnt reappear after I heard the flush, so I went out to the hall to see what was going on- he was coming out of my room and stuffing a pair of my knickers into his pocket! he mumbled "don't mind me, I just do this" fairly shamefacedly and slunk off.

bizarre.

cock robin

OP if your going to steal a girls scrapes at least steal worn ones, what would be the point in a fresh pair.......

kfallon

Knicker robbing was so 2006 OP, seat sniffing is where it's at now!

:pac:

Dave!

Stealing is wrong, so I always return them after I've finished with them.

kfallon

Dave! wrote: »

Stealing is wrong, so I always return them after I've finished with off in them.

FYP

Never stolen a pair, but i have sneaked a peek.
Can tell you a lot about the girl, if she has skid marks etc.:pac:

holystungun9

say_who_now? wrote: »

Can we stop calling them panties? They're knickers ffs, or french boxers even, but panties? No!

Fifty shades of fúck off! :mad:

Yes! I have a partner in this. Between the two of us we'll sent this word packing. It drives me bleedin' mental.

rsole1

some random drunk wrote: »

Or had it stolen on you?

I have a confession to make. When I was 14 a Japanese college student stayed in our house for a month or so. She was a good looking girl and me, being a horny teenager took an instant liking to her. One day I came home from school and was alone in the house. There was washing hanging out on the line, including several of her pairs of panties. I got it in my head that it would be a good idea to steal a pair .
I ended up keeping them hidden in my room for about a year until guilt got the better of me and I threw them away.

A couple of years down the line and my Mam was doing some cleaning in my sisters room and finds a pair of boxers. My sister was only 13 at the time and my Mam was pretty certain she'd never had a fella over. Under questioning my sister confessed to having stolen the boxers from a friend of her's older brother, that she apparently had a crush on.
So it seems underwear thievery runs in our family.

Alright, I've made my confession, now it's over to yous. Have you ever stolen someone's underwear? Did you get caught? Did you ever have underwear stolen from you? Any good stories?

You forgot to add the bit about **** into the panties!

holystungun9

mauzo wrote: »

I was seeing a guy for a while, he gave me his boxers to sleep in one night. I took them home.

Very comfy!

Careful! Guys sometimes leave some of their sex milk in them so if you go rubbin' the button off yourself and get carried away BAM! pregnant. Pesky kid wantin' guys trapping girls.

kfallon

rsole1 wrote: »

You forgot to add the bit about **** into the panties!

Don't worry, we all added that bit to the story ourselves!

120_Minutes

No, but an old **** buddy let me keep a pair. she was getting dressed the next morning and i noticed them on the floor, "keep em" she said.

holystungun9

kfallon wrote: »

Knicker robbing was so 2006 OP, seat sniffing is where it's at now!

:pac:

I'm a seat rubber. Anytime I sit down in a public space I always gently rub the seat to make sure it isn't dirty or wet (cinemas, train, restaurant, park bench etc.).

I notice that I raise a few eyebrows from my fellow passengers when the person beside me gets off the train and I, wanting their old seat beside the window, lean across rub the seat where their ass has just been, then sit down.

I sometimes notice it myself as I in the same instant that I tuck my knees in to let the person pass to get out, I'm rubbing their warm seat.

To be fair, the seat rubbing started after the time I sat at the back of the bus as a family got up moved from the back with one of their kids crying. I didn't notice the wetness immediately but when I got off the bus, their kid's piss had finally got through my jeans. Not nice.

holystungun9

rsole1 wrote: »

You forgot to add the bit about **** into the panties!

Down with panties. :mad: