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Hypothetical situation

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  • #52
    The Radiator
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    Sounds awesome


  • #53
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Just point at the other survivors and tell the toughest one
    "They called your mam a whore!" and run away.

    If I have to do my own dirty work:
    Two small hatchets. One in each hand. And safety goggles for the blood.


  • #54
    Ronin247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    looksee wrote: »
    Hide in a coal bin till there is only one other person left, at this stage he will be exhausted so easy to dispose of, and I'm out!
    I was thinking along these lines also....we would both jump out at the end then I would have to kill you as well:D

    CJC999 wrote: »
    Slash hook and I'd fight like a tinker!

    Would that be a wedding slash hook or a funeral slash hook?? big difference in price.


  • #55
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    Forklift and head straight for the door.


  • #56
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    well to be honest i am broke at the min so i would think a can of fanta is all i can get

    I am deffently getting out alive




    ps: we do have to pay for our weapons don't we?


  • #57
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    OnTheCounter wrote: »
    Nailgun.

    Climb up on a high shelf.

    fish in a barrel.


    Nail guns are not great at a distance, a nicely place claw hammer thrown from 20 feet would sort you out.:cool:


  • #58
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    I would grab myself some sand paper and sneak up behind someone. I would then grab them in a sleeper hold and start to sand down their forehead and eyes, they will then hopefully drop their weapon and it will become mine. I will then repeat this movement and use whatever weapons I pick to help myself become the DIY lone survivor!


  • #59
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,033 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    DO they sell wood chippers at Woodies? Just wond'ring ... :cool:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qWFhDvURLg

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • #60
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    are we including the 10% AXA discount in this? If we are, I'd go for something just a bit dearer or failing that a Donut in the coffee shop.They ARE deadly


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