Irish men have second smallest willys in Europe

Marsden

YES, finally I can be proud of my 5.04 inch monster.
I'm bigger than average, did you hear that everybody I'm bigger than average!!

Fenian Army

Finally a good news thread !(well above average!)

Thanks to you OP I now have the confidence to rock out with my cock out more often

Duggy747

My willy is 2 and a half years long.

ilovesleep

Many have massive egos probably trying to make up for all that they lack.

Cocky pr1cks!

kevthegaff

ilovesleep wrote: »

Many have massive egos probably trying to make up for all that they lack.

Cocky pr1cks!

i reckon the irish arent as cocky and would give their actual length compared to other countries.

Defiler Of The Coffin

The men of Africa's Republic of Congo are best equipped of all at an enormous 7.1 in.

I break the ring down in Africa

cowzerp

davet82 wrote: »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210784/British-men-bigger-penises-French-according-survey-manhood-sizes.html

Not a fan of the willy so doesn't really bother me, plus if i became a fan i'd be less scared of small willies!!

Rigol

University of Ulster you say.
And it finds the Brits have bigger ones.

Obvious unionist ploy.

Dun laoire

Yeah yeah, come back to me when they do a survey on Girth. My lad would barely squeeze into a pringles box. Tried and tested

MJ23

Wasn't I the proud woman, when you pulled out ours.

Tazz T

They do a lot of sex research at the university of Ulster. When a university in California spent $5,000,000 and five years on research into the penis research, they found that the glans at the end of the penis was to give the woman more pleasure. The university of Ulster spent £20 and an afternoon and found it was to stop the man's hand slipping off.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Dun laoire wrote: »

Yeah yeah, come back to me when they do a survey on Girth. My lad would barely squeeze into a pringles box. Tried and tested

You should go to your GP for a check up then.

Marsden

This thread seems to be getting longer and longer. "Ooh Matron"

1ZRed

Dun laoire wrote: »

Yeah yeah, come back to me when they do a survey on Girth. My lad would barely squeeze into a pringles box. Tried and tested

Lay off the pump a bit man!

Davyhal

1ZRed wrote: »

Hang on, why would this bother people? As long as you're average or above why would be worrying about what your mates or the other lads in the country have packing in their jocks.

Tbf I've never run into a lad that small here. Usually 6.5 and a *load* (tehehe) 7+

6.5 - 7 definitely not the norm... I would have guessed 5.5 - 6... Once knew a guy with a 4, inspite of him being likr 6ft tall, and a 10 on another guy about the same height....

Azure_sky

That article is a load of cock.

PizzamanIRL

Sorry lads I know my input is bringing the average size down.

Sir Pompous Righteousness

How the FUCK are these statistics compiled?! It's pure bullshit, FFS!

smash

Yea but Irish girls have the tightest fannies* so we win overall!








*may not be true

Fizman

I always knew I had a bit of Congolese in me.

PizzamanIRL

Sir Pompous Righteousness wrote: »

How the FUCK are these statistics compiled?! It's pure bullshit, FFS!

I know yeah, they probably got data from 100 men and they were just unlucky that they got a bunch of men with small dicks

1ZRed

Davyhal wrote: »

6.5 - 7 definitely not the norm... I would have guessed 5.5 - 6... Once knew a guy with a 4, inspite of him being likr 6ft tall, and a 10 on another guy about the same height....

Not the norm but the size of the guys I've run into were that and a lot of them my size and bigger even.

I've come to realise height doesn't have too much of an effect on things though, but I still think it has an influence.

smash

I once saw a midget with a massive one... Looked like tripod!

YFlyer

kfallon wrote: »

2.5, plus you have ruler the wrong way round, you measured it from the 30cm point backwards so your willy is only 10cm, morto for ya :pac:

I find those metre sticks very awkward to handle :pac:

ejmaztec

Dun laoire wrote: »

Yeah yeah, come back to me when they do a survey on Girth. My lad would barely squeeze into a pringles box. Tried and tested

Who's she?

Dunny

Dun laoire wrote: »

Yeah yeah, come back to me when they do a survey on Girth. My lad would barely squeeze into a pringles box. Tried and tested

You fcuked a pringles box?

kfallon

Dunny wrote: »

You fcuked a pringles box?

Poor man's Fleshlight, there's a recession on you know!!!

Grayson

Dunny wrote: »

You fcuked a pringles box?

Sour Cream flavour

Dunny

Salt and vinegar

mitosis

What it tells me:

Icelandics are Europes biggest liars.

Irish the most honest - after Romanians. :pac:

Itwasntme.

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Why do you never see reports like this about vagina size?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w

:pac::pac: I have tears running down my eyes from how funny and oh so ridiculous this is.

Hardonraging

mauzo wrote: »

This has been done before, but the biggest Ive ever seen was actually a Romanian guy!

Now i know what you were on about earlier ..

Jut interested my bell end !!

Hardonraging

smash wrote: »

Yea but Irish girls have the tightest fannies* so we win overall!








*may not be true

I've been checking around and a few do for sure... it's an on going survey however . i'll be sure to let you know the result once i've finished ..

Youssef Chippo

Youssef Chippo wrote: »

Quality not quantity.

yeah, whatever, small fry...;):D

Wacker The Attacker

davet82 wrote: »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210784/British-men-bigger-penises-French-according-survey-manhood-sizes.html

Judging by their moustaches this measurement was probably for Romanian women.

kraggy

Any excuse for the Daily Mail to have a go at Ireland.

Gauss

What I find interesting is how people actually believe the whole "motion of the ocean" crap. Studies have proven that ability to stay hard and size are the two most important factors in giving a woman an orgasm from penetration alone. Ime nearly all women get off on feeling stretched and filled.

mauzo

Ive always found that the bigger the guys nose the bigger his penis!

Probably just me though....

Bollocks!!!

Hardonraging

Gauss wrote: »

What I find interesting is how people actually believe the whole "motion of the ocean" crap. Studies have proven that ability to stay hard and size are the two most important factors in giving a woman an orgasm from penetration alone. Ime nearly all women get off on feeling stretched and filled.

Actually i'd disagree, women get off on anticipation, seduction, detachment, being held and kissed passionately, touched in the right places at the right times .. not simply mauled with a cóck ..

The motion of the ocean can refer to a lot of things .. at least in my mind.. by then again what do i know, i'm just a huge díck

griffdaddy

Wow, I never knew Chinese people had 2 penes

Daily Mail wrote:

Russia - 5.2
USA - 5.1
Ireland - 5
Romania - 5
China - 4.3
India - 4
China - 4
Thailand - 4
South Korea - 3.8


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JohnMarston

Hardonraging wrote: »

Actually i'd disagree, women get off on anticipation, seduction, detachment, being held and kissed passionately, touched in the right places at the right times .. not simply mauled with a cóck ..

The motion of the ocean can refer to a lot of things .. at least in my mind.. by then again what do i know, i'm just a huge díck

You're not so bad

Gauss

Hardonraging wrote: »

Gauss wrote: »

What I find interesting is how people actually believe the whole "motion of the ocean" crap. Studies have proven that ability to stay hard and size are the two most important factors in giving a woman an orgasm from penetration alone. Ime nearly all women get off on feeling stretched and filled.

Actually i'd disagree, women get off on anticipation, seduction, detachment, being held and kissed passionately, touched in the right places at the right times .. not simply mauled with a cóck ..

The motion of the ocean can refer to a lot of things .. at least in my mind.. by then again what do i know, i'm just a huge díck

Yes I agree with that, but the point I'm making is a big penis alone is much more likely to bring a woman to orgasm without anything else.

Jimoslimos

mauzo wrote: »

Ive always found that the bigger the guys nose the bigger his penis!

Probably just me though....

And there was me thinking the Jewish-Israeli lobby groups only influenced public opinion in trivial matters, such as foreign and military policy in the Middle-East!

More titillating tat from the DM. Must be a death knell for any academic's career to have their research featured in that rag.

shopaholic01

I think this is the second or third time I've repeated myself in the last week, but here goes: It's not length that's important, it's girth. There are a lot of nerve endings near the vaginal opening and very few once you get in a couple of inches, otherwise women would find tampons painful.


There's nothing wrong with the Irish penis, we don't need a survey to tell us that!

shopaholic01

Gauss wrote: »

Yes I agree with that, but the point I'm making is a big penis all is much more likely to bring a woman to orgasm without anything else.

Actually a lot of women can't orgasm from penetration alone. I think Hardonraging should has his own DM column!

mauzo

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Actually a lot of women can't orgasm from penetration alone. I think Hardonraging should has his own DM column!

SShhh, then they'll know we're faking!!

1ZRed

smash wrote: »

I once saw a midget with a massive one... Looked like tripod!

Suppose you know where all his growth went now

shopaholic01

mauzo wrote: »

SShhh, then they'll know we're faking!!

Not all of us, Mauzo .

Aha, we may have the smallest willys, but we definately have the biggest pricks!!!!!