Irish men have second smallest willys in Europe

1ZRed

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Get Redzer to bring you onto the set when he embarks on his pornstar career.

Woah woah woah! There's 3 reasons why I think God was having a laugh putting me together and calling me gay.

One of those reasons is that I don't deep throat.
I'm a top, why would I be getting his flag that far up if he's not going to be flying it high in me!

shopaholic01

1ZRed wrote: »

Tell her to make a fist with her left hand, stick her thumb in it and squeeze a bit. See what happens.

Have fun

Are I very innocent or am I missing something here?

say_who_now?

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Do girls with no gag reflexes exist?

Why do you think I got her down the aisle as quick as possible?

(Took her up the aisle on the honeymoon night! )

NegativeCreep wrote: »

And, if so, where can I find one?

You'll come across one eventually!

1ZRed

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Ease up on the lube Redzer, be grand;).

You're right, there's a recession going on ffs. Unnecessary luxury.

Spit will have to do!

1ZRed

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Are I very innocent or am I missing something here?

Try it and stick a finger (for lack of a better item ) back your mouth to see!

It's not always 100% fool proof but seems to help

NegativeCreep

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Very much so they do... personally i'd start on the bus, just get on it, and ask each woman, eventually you'll strike gold ... Or something !!

OK thanks. I'll start tomorrow. Gosh, you internet people are so helpful

shopaholic01

NegativeCreep wrote: »

OK thanks. I'll start tomorrow. Gosh, you internet people are so helpful

Eh......... I didn't say that , but good luck!

shopaholic01

1ZRed wrote: »

You're right, there's a recession going on ffs. Unnecessary luxury.

Spit will have to do!

Oh, you meant put the fist in your mouth! Mine doesn't fit - no man will want me now:(:o!

NegativeCreep

1ZRed wrote: »

Tell her to make a fist with her left hand, stick her thumb in it and squeeze a bit. See what happens.

Have fun

I heard about that. Tried it myself and with my finger and it worked but my finger is a whole lot skinnier than my willy so I doubt that will work :pac:

say_who_now?

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Oh, you meant put the fist in your mouth! Mine doesn't fit - no man will want me now:(:o!

Ohh I dunno about that shop, just as long as you don't bite down when I tickle your tonsils!

NegativeCreep

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Oh, you meant put the fist in your mouth! Mine doesn't fit - no man will want me now:(:o!

No, he meant that when you clench your fist real tight with your thumb in the middle of the fist it's supposed to stop your gag reflex

1ZRed

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Oh, you meant put the fist in your mouth! Mine doesn't fit - no man will want me now:(:o!

Well if can ever find a man that'll fill your mouth that much give me a shout! :pac:

kowloon

smash wrote: »

That's like saying money can't buy you happiness!


The only people who say it are those that don't have any!

I thought miserable rich people said it.

Hardonraging

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Oh, you meant put the fist in your mouth! Mine doesn't fit - no man will want me now:(:o!

So off my xmas card list now ..

The Radiator

This again

say_who_now?

The Radiator wrote: »

This again

That's what SHE said.

Lorna123

Who cares???

shopaholic01

NegativeCreep wrote: »

No, he meant that when you clench your fist real tight with your thumb in the middle of the fist it's supposed to stop your gag reflex

Thanks, I was really confused!

1ZRed wrote: »

Well if can ever find a man that'll fill your mouth that much give me a shout! :pac:

Will do, Redzer.

Hardonraging wrote: »

So off my xmas card list now ..

say_who_now? wrote: »

Ohh I dunno about that shop, just as long as you don't bite down when I tickle your tonsils!

At least there's one gentleman left:pac:.

1ZRed

shopaholic01 wrote: »

At least there's one gentleman left:pac:.

Just the one?

But I'm a nice guy, therefore I must finish last! :pac:

say_who_now?

1ZRed wrote: »

But I'm a nice guy, therefore I must finish last! :pac:

Just as long as you wipe up after yourself Izzy!

tan11ie

Ah sure lads you're fine once it's not a bendy one

Light Switch

Woooo.

getzls

Probably something to do with all the inbreeding in the Irish Republic.

davet82

getzls wrote: »

Probably something to do with all the inbreeding in the Irish Republic.

inbreeding causes small willys?

damn it

Nah it's the cold weather we get here.:D

1ZRed

say_who_now? wrote: »

That's what SHE said.

Things are bad when your special lady friend is getting sick of your cock! :pac:

aaronjumper

I feel the OP is trying to make a point but I just can't see it! :pac:

Funglegunk

But critics have claimed that Mr Lynn's research is flawed because he has admitted gathering his data on penis length from websites.

So you can get scientific papers published by watching loads and loads of porn. Good to know.

1ZRed

Funglegunk wrote: »

So you can get scientific papers published by watching loads and loads of porn. Good to know.

Lucky for you that's the part of straight porn you focus on anyway

Funglegunk

1ZRed wrote: »

Lucky for you that's the part of straight porn you focus on anyway

Have to measure hundreds of cocks somehow.

B0jangles

Funglegunk wrote: »

So you can get scientific papers published by watching loads and loads of porn. Good to know.

Is there much Irish-produced porn for him to have "referenced"? Trying to think of some county-based categories now:

Dublin' up
Doin' er Gowl
Gal (the) way
Laois (for the bsdm crowd of course)
Armagh

Hmm...ok this is getting weird :eek:

Spread

I could be big in N Korea!:p

Jellicoe

Its not the average willy that is the problem in Ireland, its the predominance of big worn out fannies in Ireland.

cafecolour

This is based on self-reported length gathered anonymously over the internet. Next lets survey amateur fisherman to judge how big the average fish caught in a country is.

I think this is mostly a measure of honest a country is.

Funglegunk

cafecolour wrote: »

This is based on self-reported length gathered anonymously over the internet. Next lets survey amateur fisherman to judge how big the average fish caught in a country is.

I think this is mostly a measure of honest a country is.

Are you calling men from the Democratic Republic of Congo a bunch of filthy liars?

tan11ie

Jellicoe wrote: »

Its not the average willy that is the problem in Ireland, its the predominance of big worn out fannies in Ireland.

Maybe you should start using that as a mantra.:D

Jellicoe

Nah, the fannies I use are the right size.

jaffacakesyum

I love the way on AH there's a thread on how Irish men have second smallest willys in Europe - no women are complaining.

If there was an equivalent story for Irish women, there'd be tons of posters agreeing and complaining about Irish women in comparison to foreign women.



Awaits smart arse comment about how if Irish women had small willys they certainly would be complaining :pac:

eth0

Jellicoe wrote: »

Its not the average willy that is the problem in Ireland, its the predominance of big worn out fannies in Ireland.

You should start an ould refurbishing business so, would be a great little earner in the recession

Doom

Clearly I'm not Irish, always thought I was;)

Jellicoe

eth0 wrote:

You should start an ould refurbishing business so, would be a great little earner in the recession

I'm more into stretching them, someone else can fix em.

petersburg2002

My sister swears by Brazilians. She's dated three of them in the last two years. Maybe that's the secret!

4zn76tysfajdxp

petersburg2002 wrote: »

My sister swears by Brazilians. She's dated three of them in the last two years. Maybe that's the secret!

Sounds like you and your sister are very... open with each other, huh?

Boscoirl

Never measured mine, its never been on the top of my list of things to do with a boner

ilovesleep

Jellicoe wrote: »

Its not the average willy that is the problem in Ireland, its the predominance of big worn out fannies in Ireland.

Wow! Turning your lack of a cock around onto women.

Why don't you just stay away from those with fannies and fcek off and worship some cocks?

getzls

davet82 wrote: »

inbreeding causes small willys?

damn it

Or maybe not.

Look at the Isle Of Man with their three legs.:rolleyes:

ArtSmart

'But critics have claimed that Mr Lynn's research is flawed because he has admitted gathering his data on penis length from websites.'

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alright lads, stop talking us down on the web re penis size - our modesty will be the death of us, (or dearth of puss)

NegativeCreep

Boscoirl wrote: »

Never measured mine, its never been on the top of my list of things to do with a boner

I find this hard to believe. Everyone has measured :P

Boscoirl

I have never had a boner and a ruler in the same place

NegativeCreep

Boscoirl wrote: »

I have never had a boner and a ruler in the same place

You've never been in your room alone after school then so :P