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Strangest things seen or heard in public toilets

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  • #52
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    kfallon wrote: »
    http://www.metrolic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/susan-boyle1.jpg

    yeah but could you see her for the beer belly? Anyway, she's had a shave since then, and she is worth millions...




    ps Your beer belly not hers of course...


  • #53
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    corktina wrote: »
    yeah but could you see her for the beer belly? Anyway, she's had a shave since then, and she is worth millions...




    ps Your beer belly not hers of course...

    I think you'll find I don't have a beer belly, lost that a while ago tyvm. :P

    "Every hole's a goal" they say but some hole's are own goals :pac:


  • #54
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    paper bag over the head...yours or hers, same result.Go on you know you want it.


  • #55
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    corktina wrote: »
    paper bag over the head...yours or hers, same result.Go on you know you want it.

    Her 'whiskers' would pierce and shred the bag!

    Bad enough throwing it into her but in a public jax too :(


  • #56
    godtabh
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    cruais wrote: »
    Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
    He couldn't budget!
    cruais wrote: »
    Did you hear about the maths teacher?
    He worked it out with logs

    Classy till the end


  • #57
    U_Fig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭U_Fig


    BizzyC wrote: »
    Not as bad as some, but in my building there's a Japanese bank who we share toilets with.
    H
    For some reason they find it completely acceptable to take phonecalls while pushing one out...
    I hope to god I'm never on the other end of a phonecall like that.

    I do this to people I don't like especially clients who are arseholes

    Also recently in a bar where I work I walked into the toilet to find an unholy amount of blood all over the place...like the entire female population of Ireland had their period simultaneously in this room.. Apparently some guy had gotten glassed..there was splatters all over the mirror and it was like something in a horror movie


  • #58
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    BizzyC wrote: »
    Not as bad as some, but in my building there's a Japanese bank who we share toilets with.

    For some reason they find it completely acceptable to take phonecalls while pushing one out...
    I hope to god I'm never on the other end of a phonecall like that.

    I've never heard that one, before. And I hear a lot of nonsense about Japanese people every day :rolleyes:


  • #59
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    kfallon wrote: »
    I think you'll find I don't have a beer belly, lost that a while ago tyvm. :P

    "Every hole's a goal" they say but some hole's are own goals :pac:

    I've never heard a straight lad so for this kind of thing before! Most lads I know would be too afraid to go near the place even if it feels unreal.

    Ffs, even for a guy like me I'm not into it :p


  • #60
    BizzyC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭BizzyC


    old hippy wrote: »
    I've never heard that one, before. And I hear a lot of nonsense about Japanese people every day :rolleyes:

    I assumed it was just that guy at first, but I've heard the same thing from people who've lived in Japan.

    One guy was on a conference call with a few people when they heard the toilet flush in the background....


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  • #61
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    BizzyC wrote: »
    I assumed it was just that guy at first, but I've heard the same thing from people who've lived in Japan.

    One guy was on a conference call with a few people when they heard the toilet flush in the background....

    Maybe it's a bloke thing. I can guarantee you the wife nor her female colleagues would entertain such an idea - it would be deemed grossly insulting.


  • #62
    Nippledragon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 154 ✭✭Nippledragon


    Ciano35 wrote: »
    Some come here to sit and think,
    Some come here to shít and think,
    Some come here to fondle their balls,
    But I come here to write on the walls.

    Some come here to sit and think,
    others come here shít and stink,
    some come here to itch their balls,
    and rub their snot in to the walls.

    Here I sit in silent bliss,
    interrupted by the sound of piss,
    then a fart can be heard,
    followed by a thundering turd.

    Some great toilet poets out there...:D


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