Annoying Noises

SunDog

Sweeping a carpet with a brush. AAHHH
On public transport with a gaggle of D4 heads

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shopaholic01

The noise of someone chewing on chewing gum with their mouth open - really chomping on it as if they were training their jaw muscles for a marathon. Also, blowing bubbles and sucking them back into their mouth to burst them.

PizzamanIRL

The headboard on my bed banging off the wall when i make any sudden movement.

It makes some activities very stressful.

Odelay

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

The headboard on my bed banging off the wall when i make any sudden movement.

It makes some activities very stressful.

Stick a t-shirt between it and the wall. problem solved!

Pumpkinseeds

When you're lying awake in bed at 5am listening to the noise of your neighbours and their buddies high/drunk or both through your bedroom wall after they've kept you awake all night. All of the whooping, cheering and laughing just makes me want to kill somebody.

Once in a while is fine, but when its every other weekend it should qualify as justifiable homicide:mad:

frozenfrozen

Whats your favourite humming noise? Would it be mmm-mmmmm or would it be mmmm-mm? The first one there, now thats the sound of a fridge humming and the second one, now thats the sound of a man humming. You never hear a woman humming. I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards. Now if you push me to it, I'd have to say my favourite colour is grey. No, blue. A soft blue with a hint of grey. No, orange. Yes, orange. I remember now.

Lady Chatterton

Intruder Alarms :mad::mad::mad::mad:

My neighbour is too tight to have his alarm serviced so it frequently goes off for no reason.

It rings constantly for 20 minutes, the alarm then resets and it goes off again about an hour later.

Big Nasty

Theme tune to Eastenders.

We don't watch it and if it happend to come on it only lasts a couple of bars before it is switched off. Still though........:mad:

Martyn1989

I hate the artificial sound of chocolate cracking they have on the magnum ads, it makes me cringe.

Youssef Chippo

Joan Burton

flash1080

British accents.

notnumber

since moving into this 'great' apartments its light switches oddly enough..these walls are paper thin

Gongoozler

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

It's pretty annoying.

breffni666

The slow pouring of tea into a cup or fizzy drinks in ads.

wobbles

Hate the bloody alarm clock going off. Worst noise ever.

Also the sound of people blowing their nose. Has to be done as, but it makes my stomach turn every time i hear it. Especially if its a really wet one eeewww

CDSM101

Someone unpacking Styrofoam :eek:

marnie d

Chesty phleghmy coughs.

Patent shoes squeaking together.

Tone, like that used in the TV industry.

Screaming kids.

Neighbours having another domestic.

Dirty burps / farts from other people.

Mice clattering behind a fridge or shelf *shudder*

NegativeCreep

Babies bloody bawling on the bus! Parents doing nothing and my head melting.
Babies shouldn't be allowed on the bus. At least not when I'm on it :P

SunDog

When I get my bills(one page) and a full booklet telling me how there helping the environment wtf?

monkeysnapper

Welsh anccents , how bloody annoying , !!!

derra

The noise of the shower from my next door neighbour going off at 6:30 every morning an hour before i have to get up. :mad:
The same next door neighbour screaming at her kids to get up out of bed.:mad::mad:

seven_eleven

People who find it necessary to sneeze with all their might, literally screaming and blasting out their mucus everywhere.

admiralofthefleet

linda martin's voice. although she doesnt sound as bad on telly bingo

Rothko

monkeysnapper wrote: »

Welsh anccents , how bloody annoying , !!!

I actually love the Welsh accents.

seven_eleven

Suas11 wrote: »

I actually love the Welsh accents.

Speaking of accents. Why does everybody seem to love the Northern Irish accent? Its absolutely horrible!

petersburg2002

stek wrote: »

people that park outside your gaff and leave the engine running.

And the radio blaring too....at 3am

Anthony O Brien

People who chew with their mouth open, f#cking drives me mental

admiralofthefleet

Anthony O Brien wrote: »

People who chew with their mouth open, f#cking drives me mental

as well as driving me mental it also makes me sick

DonkeyStyle \o/

House alarms.
Ice cream vans.
The sound of flip-flops peeling off a foot with every step.

1ZRed

Emma Watson screaming/talking in her new movie ad

keith16

Youssef Chippo wrote: »

Joan Burton

The sound of someone being "harangued".

Munstermissy

Cracking of knuckles, yuk.

splendid101

I hate the sound of some big skanger shouting "ah heeeooar leeeave er ough.....leave i' bleeedin' ou'!"

Jimoslimos

People who over-emphazize their sneezes

AHHHHH-TCHOOOOOO!!!!!!:mad:

strokeslover

Unnesscessary mouth noises, clicking hizzing . AHHHHH it almost makes me murder people :pac:

DEFTLEFTHAND

strokeslover wrote: »

Unnesscessary mouth noises, clicking hizzing . AHHHHH it almost makes me murder people :pac:

Yeah that's desperate. I know a guy who hisses all the time, kinda of a sssssss sound. You'd think there was a fcuking snake in the room. :pac:

How Soon Is Now

Saturday and Sunday nights when the tv is turned up that extra bit louder for the ****ing x factor....

Spanish or Italian students talking much louder then everyone else on the luas either first thing in the morning or on way home from a night out. Either way I want to kill.

Oh and the most annoying noise of them all..... People well actually mostly women that no matter where they go weather its sitting on the bus with there mates or in a pub for the night who have to go mental and scream and shout getting the attention of everyone in the bloody place!!! Why ?????

strokeslover

When people make that sort of fed up fart noise with their mouth! SHUT UP!

CruelCoin

The sound of scraping ice when you open/close freezer doors/chest/drawers.

Give me a shiver every time.

MidlandsM

westendgirlie wrote: »

The cold water storage tank filling up after a middle of the night pee

then don't flush.........

maximoose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs

jester77

When someone unloading a ship in the middle of the night drops a container.

kraggy

shopaholic01 wrote: »

The noise of someone chewing on chewing gum with their mouth open - really chomping on it as if they were training their jaw muscles for a marathon. Also, blowing bubbles and sucking them back into their mouth to burst them.

This.

Here in Korea the ould wans are the worst for it. They somehow manage to blow and burst several bubbles in a few seconds. Really loudly, and right up close like on the subway or on a bus.

Makes me psychopathic.

ruthloss

jester77 wrote: »

When someone unloading a ship in the middle of the night drops a container.

:eek:

Mrs Garth Brooks

I dont use trains much but it has to be the stupid updates every 5 minutes. "This is the 19:15 train from heuston. Your next stop is Athlone". In english and irish every 5 mimutes throughout the whole journey. Why do they do that?

dirtyghettokid

any kind of alarm. including the one on that feckin mcdonalds ad.

i also can't stand the noise of someone ripping a tissue *shudder*

HardLuckWoman

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I dont use trains much but it has to be the stupid updates every 5 minutes. "This is the 19:15 train from heuston. Your next stop is Athlone". In english and irish every 5 mimutes throughout the whole journey. Why do they do that?

But it his hilarious on the London tube......"last stop......Cockfosters"

Rock of Gibraltar

Spaniards on the bus, not just an annoying noise.

DaveNoCheese

When you ring National Irish Bank and they don't have hold music... They have a second long beep every second & half or so... Most annoying hold music ever!!