Ghost Sex....who would you torment?

Matt_Trakker

So apparently Ke$ha had sex with a ghost.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/kesha-sex-with-ghost_n_1919320.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment

I don't know who she is nor do I really care, but couldn't the ghost have done a bit better than that?

Anyways, if I was a ghost I don't think I'd force myself on any women...but I would torment the **** outta some people. I'd target Woody Allen and drive him insane, coz he's a sick pervert who never got his comeuppance, Jimmy Saville too & that Polish director who rode a kid....can't think of his name, Polanczik or something . If some old bosses out lived me they'd probably be in for a bit of midnight furniture re-arrangment & some other general gallivanting, I'd be forever moving stuff about on people when they left the room.

Who would you torment if you became a ghost?

admiralofthefleet

Lady gaga

podgemonster

Well Kesha if I'm going to be getting that type of action from it....

davet82

anybody that does ghost hunters type tv, only when there is no camera around though

Where To

Not for sex but I would torment the **** out of Rick Moranis.

ballsymchugh

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

Jimmy Saville too & that Polish director who rode a kid....can't think of his name, Polanczik or something

Roman Polanski

FatherLen

sex?
with a ghost?

there is no facepalm image strong enough to describe how much an idiot she is.

ejmaztec

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

So apparently Ke$ha had sex with a ghost.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/kesha-sex-with-ghost_n_1919320.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment

I don't know who she is nor do I really care, but couldn't the ghost have done a bit better than that?

Anyways, if I was a ghost I don't think I'd force myself on any women...but I would torment the **** outta some people. I'd target Woody Allen and drive him insane, coz he's a sick pervert who never got his comeuppance, Jimmy Saville too & that Polish director who rode a kid....can't think of his name, Polanczik or something . If some old bosses out lived me they'd probably be in for a bit of midnight furniture re-arrangment & some other general gallivanting, I'd be forever moving stuff about on people when they left the room.

Who would you torment if you became a ghost?

He's always been insane.

harvester of sorrow

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

So apparently Ke$ha had sex with a ghost.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/kesha-sex-with-ghost_n_1919320.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment

I don't know who she is nor do I really care, but couldn't the ghost have done a bit better than that?

Anyways, if I was a ghost I don't think I'd force myself on any women...but I would torment the **** outta some people. I'd target Woody Allen and drive him insane, coz he's a sick pervert who never got his comeuppance, Jimmy Saville too & that Polish director who rode a kid....can't think of his name, Polanczik or something . If some old bosses out lived me they'd probably be in for a bit of midnight furniture re-arrangment & some other general gallivanting, I'd be forever moving stuff about on people when they left the room.

Who would you torment if you became a ghost?

Yore ma?;)

Where To

I'd rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news.

castletownman

I'd ghoul the sh1t out of Zooey Deschanel.

And yes that is an euphenism

Madam Marie

Herein lies the danger of brushing ones teeth with Jack Daniels.

Conall Cernach

davet82 wrote: »

anybody that does ghost hunters type tv, only when there is no camera around though

Derek Ackorah would be legendary. Tell him some true stuff and then when he gets the cameras in start making **** up.

bilston

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

So apparently Ke$ha had sex with a ghost.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/kesha-sex-with-ghost_n_1919320.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment

I don't know who she is nor do I really care, but couldn't the ghost have done a bit better than that?

Anyways, if I was a ghost I don't think I'd force myself on any women...but I would torment the **** outta some people. I'd target Woody Allen and drive him insane, coz he's a sick pervert who never got his comeuppance, Jimmy Saville too & that Polish director who rode a kid....can't think of his name, Polanczik or something . If some old bosses out lived me they'd probably be in for a bit of midnight furniture re-arrangment & some other general gallivanting, I'd be forever moving stuff about on people when they left the room.

Who would you torment if you became a ghost?

You'd be wasting your time trying to scare Jimmy Saville since he's a ghost himself...or just dead...

wandatowell

So anyway Ke$ha is a fupping idiot.

Ke$ha wrote: »

"The theme of this record is magic. I went on a spirit journey by myself. No security guard. No managers. I just went around the world and lived on a boat," she explained. "I was in Africa rehabilitating baby lions. I went diving with great white sharks, and just went on this crazy spirit quest. I got hypnotized, and I just really wanted this record to be really positive, really raw, really vulnerable and about the magic of life.

Funglegunk

I'd torment the creators of this Thomas the Tank Engine episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRKUNWUkLLk

I was a quivering wreck for days after watching it.

rgmmg

Whoopi Goldberg

michellie

Channing Tatum ..... For obvious reasons

4zn76tysfajdxp

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

Jimmy Saville too

I doubt ghosts can torment dead people.

Matt_Trakker

bilston wrote: »

You'd be wasting your time trying to scare Jimmy Saville since he's a ghost himself...or just dead...

He's dead?
*quick google

Oh yea, ah well someone else so.
Maggie Thatcher.

Seedy Arling

It'd probably be Charlize Theron. But i'd just hide behind the curtains whacking off. Makes no change from living.

cruiser178

Judge Judy, i've a gavel right here she can bang on.

Rhyme

That ghost should get himself checked out, who knows what he could have caught from her.

also, ghost blowjob.

Chuck Stone

I'd touch the bums of the Cheeky Girls if I could get over my shyness.

geeky

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

So apparently Ke$ha Wanted to sell a record with a wacky story and at least came up with something more creative than a celeb romance/breakup.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/kesha-sex-with-ghost_n_1919320.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment

FYP

In answer to the question, there's a rotating cast of enemies in mind. But I'd spend a few days terrorising Mary Harney pretending to be the people who died because of her incompetence/corruption.

working fool

One of the cheeky girls
Just one mind .
Edward yeah Edward

She's not going to get pregnant and claim it was the Holy Ghost, is she?

Capt'n Midnight

Probably going a little off topic but

does anyone know the best way to wash a white sheet ?

FatherLen

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

a little off topic

:eek:

Where To

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Probably going a little off topic but

does anyone know the best way to wash a white sheet ?

Whitewash them.