Sneezing( The Good, the bad & the ugly)

SunDog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le1gdC9_VecSince a lot of people I know seem to have the flu lately I've noticed different methods of sneezing. I get gentle itch below the bridge of nose that builds until an achoo arrives with great satisfaction:P. The funniest to me is when people get a great big work up only to hold their nose and go tu Just wondering how you sneeze

Praetorian Saighdiuir

How do I sneeze?.........Slimeresque.

tallaghtmick

I hate when I sneeze and a accidental fart rapes the arse off me

admiralofthefleet

as long a sneeze doesnt turn into a snart or a shart your grand

IvySlayer

I always get a massive fright if people sneeze to loudly

W.Shakes-Beer

Sneezing while driving is like dying for about 2 seconds.

Where To

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Sneezing while driving is like dying for about 2 seconds.

You should always pull in if you find yourself going to sneeze, it's like having a blackout at the wheel.

1ZRed

Diseased! :mad:

eth0

Sneeze = 1/8 orgasm

Jev/N

SunDog wrote: »

Since a lot of people I know seem to have the flu lately I've noticed different methods of sneezing.

HA! "The flu"

DwightSchrute1

Nothing worse then trying to sneeze quietly and feeling like you have broken a few ribs.

FanadMan

I left a blob on my laptop screen earlier - was a totally unexpected sneeze, despite the fact that I've been dosed for nearly 2 weeks

Wee Willy Harris

I like to have a snooty wee gazunk 'round the back of me nans curtains

mauzo

I do them really quick. They come out of nowhere, always quiet ones.
But I do loads at a time, sometimes even double figures.

Ghandee

I hate it when I sneeze on my motorbike.

The snots run down the inside of the visor, like a green mucus waterfall mm's from my face.

I'm only over an 8 week bout.
I do enjoy sneezing but i always cover my face when i do it.

Penn

Watching telly with my cousin when we were about 8 or 9, he stood up and then sneezed and farted at pretty much the same time. I don't know if the sneeze and fart created some sort of vacuum within his body or something, but he then fainted and fell back onto the couch. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Super-Rush

mauzo wrote: »

I do them really quick. They come out of nowhere, always quiet ones.
But I do loads at a time, sometimes even double figures.

My record is 16 in a row.

SuperGrover

Penn wrote: »

Watching telly with my cousin when we were about 8 or 9, he stood up and then sneezed and farted at pretty much the same time. I don't know if the sneeze and fart created some sort of vacuum within his body or something, but he then fainted and fell back onto the couch. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Something very similar happened a mate of mine when we were teenagers, except he didn't faint.

But the button shot off his combats and across the room, from the pressure on his waistband, I guess.

It was exceptionally funny. Krusty the Klown couldn't have pulled that one off.

demakinz

You should hold your arm over your face and sneeze into your elbow to reduce the spread of flu. I don't get why people look up at a light to try get a sneeze out when they feel one coming on.

Karona

I always look into a light to sneeze, I dunno why.

My nephew sneezed before and turned to his mother and said I just did a sneeze into my knickeys. He sneezed and peed himself a bit.
I thought it was hilarious!

SunDog

Karona wrote: »

I always look into a light to sneeze, I dunno why.

My nephew sneezed before and turned to his mother and said I just did a sneeze into my knickeys. He sneezed and peed himself a bit.
I thought it was hilarious!

demakinz wrote: »

You should hold your arm over your face and sneeze into your elbow to reduce the spread of flu. I don't get why people look up at a light to try get a sneeze out when they feel one coming on.

I do the same. If you're nearly there and the sneeze just doesn't peck it's like getting ''blue balls'', looking at the sun just tickles the eyes, nose whatever to get it out( sun stimulates the iris in turn stimulates the nose in turn.....) aacHOOo

Novella

I love sneezing, it's such a nice feeling. I do a regular aaaaaccchhhooooo!