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High Class Escort ?? her ????

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    She would have to pay me for it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    the_monkey wrote: »

    She wouldn't let you:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    She's high class as in not a skanger, you could bring her to a business function and it would not be obvious that she was a hooker.


    High class does not mean stunning.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 85 ✭✭Madam Marie


    Now I know how people felt when they fell for the Facebook link prank. My heart!

    For a second there, I thought the OP was linking to my XR3i ad on Carzone.

    Phew!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    Looks her her face is collapsing or a lizard is trying to get out :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    face like a bag of broken bells


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    You say high class... but remember thats within a very low class business.


  • Registered Users Posts: 104 ✭✭Poster Boy


    Stop Press. Genuine headline: Attention Seeking Whore Seeks Attention :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    We need pics of her from 20 years ago to make a fair judgement.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 373 ✭✭Internet Hero


    haha not jokin man looks like theres something wrong with the video its all fuzzy on her face. or is that just her face haha :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Am I the only one that would?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Picture her younger without the skin problems.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭cafecolour


    Seems like shes now 36 and did it about 8-9 years ago when she was in her late 20s.

    It's not all about looks - she was getting a PHD in forensic science. That's pretty fcuking hot IMHO. She was probably charming and could spin a interesting yarn.

    Also, the types of guys getting 'high-class escorts' like her are probably 45+ so if she's decent looking and half your age, shes going to look hot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    harry potter creator moonlighting as a brass?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 542 ✭✭✭mashedbanana


    Looks her her face is collapsing or a lizard is trying to get out :D

    Ya, She looks like a reptile......the spawn of the 'quare fella.....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 85 ✭✭Madam Marie




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Picture her younger without the skin problems.
    It looks like acne scarring so it's probably there from her teens/early 20s.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    She's really, really, not that ugly. I know taste is subjective, but you could almost say she's simply, objectively not ugly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 542 ✭✭✭mashedbanana


    benwavner wrote: »
    She would have to pay me for it.

    C'mere, if she was faced down into the pillow, t'wouldn't bother you! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    She's high class as in not a skanger, you could bring her to a business function and it would not be obvious that she was a hooker.


    High class does not mean stunning.


    She's also no fool....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belle_de_Jour_(writer)

    I love the way some people cant differentiate between an escort and a prostitute.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 741 ✭✭✭therewillbe


    Am I the only one that would?

    Jasus,How much money have you?lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet



    at first you were like

    but then i was like


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    She's obviously very intelligent and she said she found the work empowering. It just goes to show not all women are coerced into this profession or do it out of desperation. Ruhama should do an interview with her to get a different perspective.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    She's obviously very intelligent and she said she found the work empowering. It just goes to show not all women are coerced into this profession or do it out of desperation. Ruhama should do an interview with her to get a different perspective.
    Working as a high class escort is different to prostitution though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,580 ✭✭✭uberwolf


    people confuse class and cost in all walks of life


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Am I the only one that would?

    I would. She's hardly a munter like!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 373 ✭✭Internet Hero


    Working as a high class escort is different to prostitution though.

    i always thougt it was a prostitute to be an escort. what is the diference?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Am I the only one that would?

    Nope I would, I'm first!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    the American Samantha Brick


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Working as a high class escort is different to prostitution though.

    I know but Ruhama can't seem to, or don't want to differentiate between the 2. There’s probably plenty like her working in Ireland.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I wouldn't now, but 5-10 years ago I definitely would have.

    OP seems to be unaware that looks, for the average person, fade with age.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    i always thougt it was a prostitute to be an escort. what is the diference?
    Prostitution involves selling sex.

    An escort is hired to attend formal functions - the escort will need to be well dressed, capable of having an intelligent and informed converstion, have excellent etiquette (there's that word again!) and social graces. Sex may or may not be offered for an additional fee. They will be educated and well spoken, not usually found on a street corner.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 373 ✭✭Internet Hero


    Prostitution involves selling sex.

    An escort is hired to attend formal functions - the escort will need to be well dressed, capable of having an intelligent and informed converstion, have excellent etiquette (there's that word again!) and social graces. Sex may or may not be offered for an additional fee. They will be educated and well spoken, not usually found on a street corner.

    ah right never knew that thanks!


  • Site Banned Posts: 563 ✭✭✭Wee Willy Harris


    She's high class as in not a skanger, you could bring her to a business function and it would not be obvious that she was a hooker.


    High class does not mean stunning.

    just to say I agree with this, class is how smartly selectively cultured a person is in my view there's a lot less classy skangers IMO in D4 for instance than my household in what has become Crimlin, tbh... bar my sister; who's a scanger tbh lol but she's not a hooker I'll grant her that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34 MyNameis.com


    shed scare wild dogs out of a butchers shop!!


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 27,271 CMod ✭✭✭✭spurious


    She must have been tormented as a teenager, if her acne was so bad it left scars that severe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    I know but Ruhama can't seem to, or don't want to differentiate between the 2. There’s probably plenty like her working in Ireland.
    They usually are the victims of human trafficking etc. It is also safer than prostitution.

    I think Ruhama are a Catholic organisation - if so, they probably have major issues with any form of sexual activity.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 85 ✭✭Madam Marie


    Working as a high class escort is different to prostitution though.

    Only if they're not prostituting themselves.

    Otherwise there is no difference, other that is than the quality of clothes worn and what the landlord charges for the premises where the penetration occurs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Prostitution involves selling sex.

    An escort is hired to attend formal functions - the escort will need to be well dressed, capable of having an intelligent and informed converstion, have excellent etiquette (there's that word again!) and social graces. Sex may or may not be offered for an additional fee. They will be educated and well spoken, not usually found on a street corner.

    Well actually a lot of coerced women are advertised as escorts too. The days of selling sex on street corners in Ireland is long gone. It's mostly done on the internet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Well actually a lot of coerced women are advertised as escorts too. The days of selling sex on street corners in Ireland is long gone. It's mostly done on the internet.
    True, but you are usually directed to an apartment somewhere, simply for sex.

    Does anyone atually bring these women to a social/business event?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    i always thougt it was a prostitute to be an escort. what is the diference?
    Prostitution involves selling sex.

    An escort is hired to attend formal functions - the escort will need to be well dressed, capable of having an intelligent and informed converstion, have excellent etiquette (there's that word again!) and social graces. Sex may or may not be offered for an additional fee. They will be educated and well spoken, not usually found on a street corner.

    Like your man from coronation street!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    the American Samantha Brick

    Eh? :eek:

    Just no.

    ..and im a woman.

    The woman made a fortune at the top end of her game (on the game)
    Not only that but she is super intelligent. Did you read the Wiki page?

    ..and you compare her to a twot that was in a rag mag claiming to be gawjus....

    Im sure a decade ago when she was dropping her togs she was a beautiful, classy (durrrrty) burd. A very well paid one at that.

    Fair fúcks to her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Only if they're not prostituting themselves.

    Otherwise there is no difference, other that is than the quality of clothes worn and what the landlord charges for the premises where the penetration occurs.

    Well with the name Madam Marie, I guess you know more than me:D.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    My God ! What a can of worms I've opened ! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    True, but you are usually directed to an apartment somewhere, simply for sex.

    Does anyone atually bring these women to a social/business event?

    At the high end of the market, they pay huge money for ladies who look the part, act the part and screw like ..... well :o

    Actually, sex may not even be part of the bargain as some of these guys may not be able to seal the deal :pac: just want to look like they are screwing the hottest woman in the room


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    themadchef wrote: »
    Eh? :eek:

    Just no.

    ..and im a woman.

    The woman made a fortune at the top end of her game (on the game)
    Not only that but she is super intelligent. Did you read the Wiki page?

    ..and you compare her to a twot that was in a rag mag claiming to be gawjus....

    Im sure a decade ago when she was dropping her togs she was a beautiful, classy (durrrrty) burd. A very well paid one at that.

    Fair fúcks to her.
    A few more of us might be doing it after the next budget :o.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Well with the name Madam Marie, I guess you know more than me:D.

    Actually I've noticed there's quite a few Madam's on boards now. Should we be getting worried? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    Prostitution involves selling sex.

    An escort is hired to attend formal functions - the escort will need to be well dressed, capable of having an intelligent and informed converstion, have excellent etiquette (there's that word again!) and social graces. Sex may or may not be offered for an additional fee. They will be educated and well spoken, not usually found on a street corner.

    I just had look on a high class escort website and judging by the list of things they are available for, sex is definitely involved. By the looks of it, high class escorts seem to be really attractive prostitutes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Actually I've noticed there's quite a few Madam's on boards now. Should we be getting worried? :pac:
    I blame the recession - have to make ends meet somehow :p.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    1210m5g wrote: »
    I just had look on a high class escort website and judging by the list of things they are available for, sex is definitely involved. By the looks of it, high class escorts seem to be really attractive prostitutes.
    Usually available for an additional fee.

    Does it mention education etc.

    I assume this 'research' was purely a result of this thread;).


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