High Class Escort ?? her ????

themadchef

Hardonraging wrote: »

It !! Jaysus fella you must have wimmen everywhere flocking to get a piece of you... no matter what she did, or in what fashion, "IT" is hardly a fitting description for anybody..

He probably couldint type much more with one hand, and his trousers round his ankles. :pac:



This woman made a living screwing men for money. Lots and lots of money according to her.

So what made, by all accounts an average looking woman deserve that kind of money.
Fantastic fúck? Charming conversation? Delightful personality? Super discreet?
I'd say as someone as intelligent as she is she worked out what the market needed and gave it to it, with extra lube. :eek:

..and now she is going to make a killing selling stories about it. The girls got talent. Much easier to call her names as "some" men will really hate how easily other men handed over hard cash because of their hard cocks.

AeoNGriM

Internet Hero wrote: »

haha not jokin man looks like theres something wrong with the video its all fuzzy on her face. or is that just her face haha :eek:

Haha I know, haha she looks weird haha



Also, haha

giant_midget

Jasus the head on her, She looks like yer man crater face from Grease :pac:

Ah heeor!!!
Her face looks like Dublins roads.

kaiserjim

the_monkey wrote: »

My God ! What a can of worms I've opened !

She has a face like a bag of worms.

shopaholic01

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Eh, where do ya think you'll find any men able to afford you after the next budget?!

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Spoken like a true professional.



* grabs coat and runs *

My Boards reputation appears to have reached an all-time low !

MagicMarker

shopaholic01 wrote: »

My Boards reputation appears to have reached an all-time low !

Would you take An Post vouchers?

shopaholic01

MagicMarker wrote: »

Would you take An Post vouchers?

No, but I am setting up a Boards discount scheme :P.

shanered

her face was fooked!

B.A._Baracus

Lads, lets all step back for a second...

bbc link says "Dr Brooke Magnanti achieved global notoriety for years, writing a blog about her sexual encounters as a high-class escort girl working in London.


She used her "background" to make money and become famous from her so called "high-class" escort days - now, i question the validility of truth when anyone uses "their exotic experiences" to make money. Her being a high class madam of the night in reality was probably blokes paying her £40 pound for the full works.

We can all glamourise

previous user

She looks like shes wearing a living Death Mask.

Maybe she specialised in Facials.
But all her clients ate too much acidic fruit.

tolosenc

shopaholic01 wrote: »

you could bring her to a business function and it would not be obvious that she was a hooker.

A fat, balding man in his mid 50s with a skinny blonde 20 something swinging out of him? Does that not scream prostitute at everyone in the room.

mike65

High class thread.

Daveysil15

up for anything wrote: »

She was an escort only if an escort sits downstairs in a room and waits to picked by some chap and taken upstairs to a bedroom.

I read the book 'Belle de Jour' ages ago and that's what I remember. I don't remember too much wining and dining and conversation. She may have worked as an escort at some time, I remember her banging on about enjoying the sex for its own sake but some of the descriptions of her clients were stomach churning.

I also read the book and I don't remember anything about her sitting in a room waiting to be picked. It was mostly outcalls to hotels or else the men came round to her apartment. I thought it was glamourised and a bit unrealistic though. She described most of her clients as attractive well mannered men who were great in bed.

I preferred the TV show with Billie Piper. It really showed how it affected her personal life, which the book didn't really go into much detail about. Needless to say, any boyfriend she ever had went crazy when they found out what she did for a living. It ruined a lot of her relationships.

tolosenc wrote: »

A fat, balding man in his mid 50s with a skinny blonde 20 something swinging out of him? Does that not scream prostitute at everyone in the room.

Not if he's very wealthy. Sure you could say the same thing about a lot of famous actors.

Ellis Dee

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Picture her younger without the skin problems.

Or talk her into doing a bit of bondage and put a hood over her head?:)

Anyway, you don't have to look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire.

OK feminists. I'll get my coat.;)

Madam_X

She looks grand. Some peeps here would say any auld brainless sh1t to look cool. And I doubt would get gorgeous women either. Comments in question reek of over-compensating.

kowloon

say_who_now? wrote: »

Genuine question- but when you say "reflects worse on the person hiring", how do you mean? In my experience, the people doing the hiring were only interested in an evenings entertainment, not so much interested in others opinions of them.

You do raise an interesting point though- I wonder if Julia Roberts had been the wealthy businesswoman and Richard Gere had been a gigolo, would "Pretty Woman" have been half the box office smash "romance" it was?

My own guess would be "Fúck No!"

What I meant was does hiring an escort and passing them off as a friend seem better or worse than someone hiring a prostitute?

The below quote does answer part of that question though. I thought there really were people who hired escorts to display to others. I guess I'm quite naive about these things.

Toshchiy Imperatritsy Vselennoy wrote: »

Prostitution charges by the sexual act. Excorts charge by the hour.

That is the only difference.

It is the legal definitions that are different.

Men do not really waste time bring escorts to business functions. That is just myth really. They want to use the time they pay for well or it is wasted.

I did not know this.

shopaholic01 wrote: »

No, but I am setting up a Boards discount scheme :P.

I expect to see it on boards deals next week. The minimum number needed for the offer to go ahead might be a talking point. :P

Johro

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senorwipesalot

say_who_now? wrote: »

I wonder if Julia Roberts had been the wealthy businesswoman and Richard Gere had been a gigolo, would "Pretty Woman" have been half the box office smash "romance" it was?

That film lost all credibility when he shoved the gerbil up his hoop ffs.