Roger needs Chocodiles

Johro

Roger: 'By the way, Hayley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles, Hayley, oh my God, these Chocodiles..'



'Peter: Dad, now that you're retired, you're staying with us. No arguments, I'm putting my foot down.
Francis Griffin: I don't want to be a bother.
Peter: It's no bother, is it Lois?
Lois: Of course not, we'd love to have you stay.
Francis Griffin: You're a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won't burn in Hell after all. Maybe you'll just go to Purgatory with all the un-baptized babies.
Peter: You hear that Lois? You love kids.'



Lois: My therapist said we should try a trick called "role reversal", it's where you pretend to be the person who makes you angry.
'Don't listen to your mother, kids. She's stupid and worthless and you should only listen to me'. Peter.
Peter: I'm Lois. I brake for yard sales but I won't let Peter buy anything he likes like that neon beer sign with the chick who had two mugs for jugs. It was only $8 and we had a dozen places to put it.
Stewie: I'm the dog. I'm well read and have a diverse stock portfolio. But I'm not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them on the rug.
Brian: I'm a pompous little antichrist who will abandon my plans for world domination when I grow up and wind up settling with a rough trick named Jim.








Please leave your Family Guy/American Dad quotes here.

Schism

You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert

humanji

It worked well with the Dental Plan thread. It was fresh. It was unexpected. And it was phrased better. This is more suited for the tv/cartoon/humour/chocodile forums.