Caught ****

FANTAPANTS

Admit we have all been caught at it at some stage but what was your excuse..... My missus caught me 1 day in toilet and then accused me of biting my toe nails.. i hoped up off the jacks, in her head it looked like i was chewing my toe nails, was to embarssed to tell her i was **** but **** me i was embarssed to think she thought i was chewing my ****ing toe nails

brummytom

I've never been caught...

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Ah FANTAPANTS, it's been too long!

FANTAPANTS

had to "cum" back with a bang:D:D

FANTAPANTS

brummytom wrote: »

I've never been caught...

lies

eth0

Was on the way back to Cork from London there a while back on Aer Lingus

Madam Marie

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

Admit we have all been caught at it at some stage but what was your excuse..... My missus caught me 1 day in toilet and then accused me of biting my toe nails.. i hoped up off the jacks, in her head it looked like i was chewing my toe nails, was to embarssed to tell her i was **** but **** me i was embarssed to think she thought i was chewing my ****ing toe nails

Why the fcuk where you **** with your toe in your mouth??

admiralofthefleet

brummytom wrote: »

I've never been caught...

you should deliberatly get caught now, get a naughty nurse to finish you off...

oohhhh matron

Light Switch

I got thrown out of an apartment complex with my first GF when i was 15......

FANTAPANTS

eth0 wrote: »

Was on the way back to Cork from London there a while back on Aer Lingus

mile high with yourself classy

Marcus_Crassus

Ah sure it's happened to the best of us.

My dad walked in on me with my hand down my trousers and Scary Movie 2 paused on a bit where the birds walked down the stairs in suspenders. He just walked out. I was about 15, was mortified, and felt like jumping out the window. Couldn't look him in the eye for weeks. Played Metal Gear Solid 2 straight after, so yeah, every cloud has a silver lining and all that.

tan11ie

Gowan seriously.. you were trying to suck

FANTAPANTS

Madam Marie wrote: »

Why the fcuk where you **** with your toe in your mouth??

lol prob way i hoped off jacks it looked like i had :D:D

FANTAPANTS

Light Switch wrote: »

I got thrown out of an apartment complex with my first GF when i was 15......

how high was it

aaronjumper

Nope. I'm like a ninja. No one catches me. EVER.

admiralofthefleet

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

mile high with yourself classy

called the foot high club

FANTAPANTS

aaronjumper wrote: »

Nope. I'm like a ninja. No one catches me. EVER.

your like jimmy saville never gets caught

mkdon05

I knew a lad who got caught in his bedroom by his sister. He was freaked that he didnt get to finish so he went out his back garden and climbed up a tree. He started going at himself again whilst sitting up on a branch, when his Ma shouted out at him, he got a fright and fell out of the tree with his lad hangin out! Awkwardness ensued

Also when i was in college, i went into the jacks for a Barry White. Sitting on the pot I could see the shadows on the ground of the fella in the next stall pullin the stomach outta himself. I had a bus receipt in my pocket, so I wrote on it "No ****" and chucked it underneath the partition. I was out of my stall before him and was washing my hands. His stall door flings open and he was quicker than Usain Bolt to the exit. Dirty git went back to his class with a stench of love truncheon of his digits.

Allround Predator

Which would you find more embarrassing? Your Mother walking in and catching you or you catching your Mother?

FANTAPANTS

Allround Predator wrote: »

Which would you find more embarrassing? Your Mother walking in and catching you or you catching your Mother?

or worse me **** your mother with my 5 fingers :D:D:D:D

Madam Marie

All I'll say is ..

Never ever watch porn, volume full blast with headphones on and most certainly not if your back is towards the door.

vicwatson

eth0 wrote: »

Was on the way back to Cork from London there a while back on Aer Lingus

Look up I'm fappin, up fappin away...

willmunny1990

Allround Predator wrote: »

Which would you find more embarrassing? Your Mother walking in and catching you or you catching your Mother?

Would obviously prefer her to walk in on me given the choice, straight forward enough tbh :pac:

Allround Predator

willmunny1990 wrote: »

Would obviously prefer her to walk in on me given the choice, straight forward enough tbh :pac:

Id rather get caught as well!!!

cruiser178

brummytom wrote: »

I've never been caught...

You must be good at it


Don't mind if my oh catches me we both do it all the time, but we both have to be careful, theres 4 kids in the house, so gota make sure bedroom and ensuite doors are locked.

I love tossing off ha.

FANTAPANTS

me and you do a wife swap???:D:D:D

vicwatson

It be a great question to ask in the great big "ask an airline pilot" thread

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056378654

Allround Predator

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

or worse me **** your mother with my 5 fingers :D:D:D:D

My Mother is dead, but I'll tell you where she's buried if you would still like a go:eek:

FANTAPANTS

WHERE????? Im easy :D:D:D and sick sorry :o:o:o

Intensive Care Bear

Never directly caught, but a few years ago i got out of the shower after knocking one out to be confronted with a surprise blow job from my girlfriend. Lets just say she realised pretty quickly what i had been up to and went mental

vicwatson

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

WHERE????? Im easy :D:D:D and sick sorry :o:o:o

oh fuppin go to bed the fleadh is well over:eek:

willmunny1990

1210m5g wrote: »

Never directly caught, but a few years ago i got out of the shower after knocking one out to be confronted with a surprise blow job from my girlfriend. Lets just say she realised pretty quickly what i had been up to and went mental

She went mental because you had a **** in the shower? what a bitch...

FANTAPANTS

vicwatson wrote: »

oh fuppin go to bed the fleadh is well over:eek:

joking....................... id say you were caught every week over the sun page 3:D

Intensive Care Bear

willmunny1990 wrote: »

She went mental because you had a **** in the shower? what a bitch...

She went mental because i didn't involve her (it was that time of the month and i thought i was doing her a favour ha ha)

admiralofthefleet

1210m5g wrote: »

She went mental because i didn't involve her (it was that time of the month and i thought i was doing her a favour ha ha)

stay away from the women folk when the red flags are flying

DEFTLEFTHAND

**** is a necessary activity for the male species, you should never feel guilt for being 'caught in the act' so to speak. Often it can be more rewarding than sex, so many avenues of fantasy to explore.

I think it makes women feel bad because you're getting your rocks off to someone else. What they don't realise is that many men become bored with their partners. Masturbation is better than cheating, women should encourage it.

Thrill

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

had to "cum" back with a bang:D:D

Judging by OP, it looks like you didn't get a chance to cum at all.

admiralofthefleet

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

**** is a necessary activity for the male species, you should never feel guilt for being 'caught in the act' so to speak. Often it can be more rewarding than sex, so many avenues of fantasy to explore.

I think it makes women feel bad becomes you're getting your rocks off to someone else. What they don't realise is that many men become bored with their partners. Masturbation is better than cheating, women should encourage it.

women **** just as much as us

KKkitty

May change your username to Master Bates now.

cruiser178

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

**** is a necessary activity for the male species, you should never feel guilt for being 'caught in the act' so to speak. Often it can be more rewarding than sex, so many avenues of fantasy to explore.

I think it makes women feel bad becomes you're getting your rocks off to someone else. What they don't realise is that many men become bored with their partners. Masturbation is better than cheating, women should encourage it.

Great words of wisdom, from a master wánker

Intensive Care Bear

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

**** is a necessary activity for the male species, you should never feel guilt for being 'caught in the act' so to speak. Often it can be more rewarding than sex, so many avenues of fantasy to explore.

I think it makes women feel bad becomes you're getting your rocks off to someone else. What they don't realise is that many men become bored with their partners. Masturbation is better than cheating, women should encourage it.

Appropriate username

MaxSteele

Ah now, I have me own Fire exits in place.

Volume set between 25 and 30, cut off the loudness equalization under enhancements in the audio properties, cursor hovering above the neighbouring tab or on the x, tissue on the right hand side and we're flying :cool:

vicwatson

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

joking....................... id say you were caught every week over the sun page 3:D

nah just every time the sun come up... hang on thats every da init:eek:

My name is URL

I was caught by the auld lass when I was 15. Going 90 at meself and she walked straight in on me. I was watching a weird-as-fcuk movie at the time too. The Beast.. and at the time there was a woman shoving a flower into her fanny.

It's the biggest motivation I'd ever had to knuckle down at school, get a job and move out.

Good film though

cartell_best

No one is to blame!

Intensive Care Bear

http://www.firebox.com/product/1742/USB-Panic-Button

nbar12

A mate of mine was having a Tom Hank watching porn on the computer. Later on in the day his sister screamed his name and he legged it up to her to see what was wrong. He had somehow cum all over the mouse that she had just touched and he panicked by saying it was his flem!

I sh1t you not, 9-10 months later she had her first, unplanned baby. We were convinced she had gone to pleasure herself and had in fact impregnated herself with her brothers sperm. Those thoughts were dashed when the baby didn't look deformed!

Fizman

Marcus_Crassus wrote: »

Ah sure it's happened to the best of us.

My dad walked in on me with my hand down my trousers and Scary Movie 2 paused on a bit where the birds walked down the stairs in suspenders. He just walked out. I was about 15, was mortified, and felt like jumping out the window. Couldn't look him in the eye for weeks. Played Metal Gear Solid 2 straight after, so yeah, every cloud has a silver lining and all that.

Ah yes, the Kathleen Robertson scene. Many a time.....many a time.

She can now be seen looking very tasty in the show 'Boss', opposite Kelsey Grammar.

MaxSteele

nbar12 wrote: »

A mate of mine was having a Tom Hank watching porn on the computer. Later on in the day his sister screamed his name and he legged it up to her to see what was wrong. He had somehow cum all over the mouse that she had just touched and he panicked by saying it was his flem!

I sh1t you not, 9-10 months later she had her first, unplanned baby. We were convinced she had gone to pleasure herself and had in fact impregnated herself with her brothers sperm. Those thoughts were dashed when the baby didn't look deformed!

Can you imagine finding out you were conceived in such a manner ?

Inadvertent inbred/masturbation semination.

Fizman

nbar12 wrote: »

A mate of mine was having a Tom Hank watching porn on the computer. Later on in the day his sister screamed his name and he legged it up to her to see what was wrong. He had somehow cum all over the mouse that she had just touched and he panicked by saying it was his flem!

I sh1t you not, 9-10 months later she had her first, unplanned baby. We were convinced she had gone to pleasure herself and had in fact impregnated herself with her brothers sperm. Those thoughts were dashed when the baby didn't look deformed!

This is one of the weirdest posts I have encountered on Boards in my 6.5 years. On a few levels too.

My ex walked in when I was at it and he knew, too, and went back to his "office" (the spare bedroom, which he'd taken to sleeping in the last few months we lived together) and admitted the next morning he knew what I was at.... well why the hell didn't you join in then man?!