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Caught ****

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  • #102
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,405 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    i was caught several times mostly on the dart.


  • #103
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    i was caught several times mostly on the dart.

    I think you are looking for the "caught without a ticket" thread


  • #104
    downwesht
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 526 ✭✭✭downwesht


    Mods will have to make this thread a "sticky"....:o




    I'll get me coat.............


  • #105
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    i was caught several times mostly on the dart.
    Well, I've heard the expression "giving her a dart", but never heard of giving yourself one ...


  • #106
    bob the bob
    Registered Users Posts: 179 ✭✭bob the bob


    Sariah wrote: »
    Myself and dh gave up **** 8 years ago. Up to that we were both mad into it. Has definitely improved our sex life as we rely on each other for all our sexual gratification.


    No way your husband has given it up.


  • #107
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    MaxSteele wrote: »
    Ah now, I have me own Fire exits in place.

    Volume set between 25 and 30, cut off the loudness equalization under enhancements in the audio properties, cursor hovering above the neighbouring tab or on the x, tissue on the right hand side and we're flying :cool:
    Earphones FTW. Wear in one ear and the other ear 'cocked' towards the door


  • #108
    Sariah
    Registered Users Posts: 89 ✭✭Sariah


    Why do you say that Bob? Why say he hasn't but believe that I possibly have. I have a much higher sex drive than him. We made a joint decision, it wasnt a case of me not "allowing" him to. If he wants to **** he can and there is nothing I can do about that but we made the decision for particular reasons and so far have stuck to it.


  • #109
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    You cant the post **** cup of tea. Awesome.

    I didnt **** into the tea BTW


  • #110
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    wánkers thread


  • #111
    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,578 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    nbar12 wrote: »
    A mate of mine was having a Tom Hank watching porn on the computer. Later on in the day his sister screamed his name and he legged it up to her to see what was wrong. He had somehow cum all over the mouse that she had just touched and he panicked by saying it was his flem!

    I sh1t you not, 9-10 months later she had her first, unplanned baby. We were convinced she had gone to pleasure herself and had in fact impregnated herself with her brothers sperm. Those thoughts were dashed when the baby didn't look deformed!

    I think I need to go get counselling after reading that .


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  • #112
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    I don't masturbate :cool:


  • #113
    toexpress
    Closed Accounts Posts: 853 ✭✭✭toexpress


    bob the bob wrote: »
    No way your husband has given it up.

    you just burst the poor girls bubble!!


  • #114
    markad1
    Registered Users Posts: 923 ✭✭✭markad1


    What's the most sensitive part of your body when having a ****.......:confused:
    your ear :D


  • #115
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Been caught by the missus.

    No biggy, she joined in.


  • #116
    Drumpot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,306 ✭✭✭✭Drumpot


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    I wonder does Tom Hanks know his name is a rhyming euphemism for self abuse...

    Barry White could only ever dream of being a euphemism for a **** . .


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