Last Doughnut : The big guy or skinny?

Lando Griffin

I have been struggling with this senario for days.
The senario is you are on your way home from work and bought a bag of doughnuts and eaten them all except one.
You get home and there is a morbidity obesse friend and a skinny mate playing playstation all day and have had nothing to eat and are starving.
You decide to give one the doughnut as the jam would mess the worktop and you cannot clean.
Who would you give it to aand why?
I am looking for an answer as I dont know it.
I have supplied a nice doughnut shaped poll to vote on.

eth0

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I have been struggling with this senario for days.
The senario is you are on your way home from work and bought a bag of donuts and eaten them all except one.
You get home and there is a morbidity obesse friend and a skinny mate playing playstation all day and have had nothing to eat and are starving.
You decide to give one the donut as the jam would mess the worktop and you cannot clean.
Who would you give it to aand why?
I am looking for an answer as I dont know it.
I have supplied a nice donut shaped poll to vote on.

Doughnut.

Quickly eat it and pretend I have none

saiint

give it to the skinny friend
so the fatter friend can eat him
sorted

Princess Peach

I'd eat it myself.

AnonoBoy

Why can't I clean?

Princess Peach

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Why can't I clean?

Cause you're a man

AnonoBoy

Princess Peach wrote: »

Cause you're a man

Post reported.

Lombardo86

Suggest that they have some sort of field event to decide who gets it..

That leaves you free to fap away post-work

Shenshen

I'd pop back out and buy more doughnuts.
What's so difficult about this?

CianRyan

Results are hidden?
Aww hell no!

Pretend I have none and tell them to order takeaway or something

podgemonster

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I have been struggling with this senario for days.
The senario is you are on your way home from work and bought a bag of doughnuts and eaten them all except one.
You get home and there is a morbidity obesse friend and a skinny mate playing playstation all day and have had nothing to eat and are starving.
You decide to give one the doughnut as the jam would mess the worktop and you cannot clean.
Who would you give it to aand why?
I am looking for an answer as I dont know it.
I have supplied a nice doughnut shaped poll to vote on.

This is the most pointless reason to give a doughnut away, whats to say the other two won't make a mess. Why can't you go outside and eat the doughtnut or eat it on a plate with a napkin?
Why can you not clean up even if you do make a mess, you clearly have all your limbs as you drove home and you have money as you work and can afford luxury items such as doughnuts and playstations surely you must have cleaning products.

Also how did they get into your house while you were at work. Why don't they have a job? Why are they playing on a Playstation 1, is it 1999?

To answer the question I would split the doughnut between the two on condition they get the fúck outta my house and get a job.

Lando Griffin

CianRyan wrote: »

Results are hidden?
Aww hell no!

I know I am working on a solution for this problem.

Anyone know a solution?

In the meantime heres one I done myself.

Itwasntme.

From reading this thread, I now know who I won't be giving my doughnut.

I would invite them both to partake of my doughnut. Yes, I am very generous.

Duggy747

Share a doughnut!?!

Madness!!! Boulderdash!!! Poppycock!!!

aaronjumper

The fat guy. He will be eternally grateful. Then make the skinny one a sandwich.

highgiant1985

cut the doughnut in half...

half to the skinny guy...
half to the fat guy...

first world problems are easy...

WhimSock

Just eat the delicious bit with the jam and leave them the crumby doughy bits. And tell them to order you a pizza for dessert.

cloptrop

Fatty needs to lose weight . Skinny boy needs to put some on .
Id give skinny the doughnut and give fatty some chinese burns.

WhimSock

Actually, the op is the only fatty in this story. Who scoffs almost a whole bag of doughnuts in one go?
Greedy-guts Griffin, that's who.

FatherLen

make them fight over it.
sure the fat guy might be stronger but he would get tired a lot quicker.

be sure to record it.

Lando Griffin

5-11 for the skinny guy.

ejmaztec

I'm assuming it's a ring doughnut, so I'd give the hole to the fat guy and the outer bit to the skinny guy.

corktina

OP, it's you thats the morbidly obese guy isn't it?
You feel bad about eating all those donuts don't you?
But you are looking for an excuse not to give it to the starving skinny guy and eat it yourself?


Man up, tell the truth you Gannet....




Sorry if this is offensive to Birds

Remmy

I would have already mulled this over in my head many times during the car journey and the pent up anxiety would have caused me to either eat all the doughnuts to avoid this awkwardness or hide them in the car.:o

1ZRed

Stick a saddle on the fat one and put the doughnut on a stick tied with string so it dangles in front of him and head off down the road for a spin.

Misty Chaos

Why would I want to give them my last doughnut? What happens if I was starving myself and wanted eat all the doughnuts? The friends were sitting on their arses all day playing Playstation, you're telling me they were too lazy to even order food for delivery!?

Lando Griffin

6 - 21 for the skinny friend.
Looks as if the big guy will be eating crumbs.

Fizman

highgiant1985 wrote: »

cut the doughnut in half...

half to the skinny guy...
half to the fat guy...

first world problems are easy...

You've clearly never encountered a jam doughnut.

areyawell

I would weight the fat guy and skinny and then get a ratio of weight i.e 18 stone to 10 stone, 1.8 to 1. I would then get a protractor and calculate the exact angle of the ratio of the donut to cut to give to each. In the above scenario the fat guy would get 62% of the donut and skinny guy would get 38% of the donut.