ignorant questions asked by people.

Amprodude

what is the most ignorant question you have been asked by a person?

ok here are mine.

A girl in work asked me in front of other people, "Amprodude what was the longest relationship you have had with a girl?" this question was intended to belittle me more than a genuine question.

An American girl said to me once why do all Irish guys have small c**ks? My reply was "how come most American women are obese?"

Where To

Someone once asked me what was the most ignorant question I've ever been asked.

eth0

Amprodude wrote: »

An American girl said to me once why do all Irish guys have small c**ks?

Who was she? Don't think i've met her

Praetorian Saighdiuir

This one time a girl came up to me and said "Have you ever even been as far as even considered to want to do more like".

I was like, wtf are you on about you ignorant person!

She knew I didnt speak Spanish!

ft9

Have you ever licked dangleberries off a rats ar$e?

Mickey H

eth0 wrote: »

Who was she? Don't think i've met her

Her name was Sandy. Lovely woman.

Red Hand

Asked on my first day at a new workplace by "colleague", how much was I being paid.

Ignorant wench.

SiegHeilNosey

my friend was trying to chat up this nice girl in the barge one night.. her friend wasnt too happy about it and was trying her best to upset it. She came over the me eventually and asked me

"what does it feel like to hang around with a guy who repulses women?" and stormed off..

What a cúnt, and the hack of her!

the ignorance was her own repulsiveness

Mickey H

Red Hand wrote: »

Asked on my first day at a new workplace by "colleague", how much was I being paid.

Ignorant wench.

Should have replied: "More than you", and walked off with a wink.

Wee Willy Harris

Why am I even asking you?

..would be an ignorant question but I've only found a recipient, of questions regardless to be the true ignoramus in issuing a "fcuk off"

Where To

Mickey H wrote: »

Her name was Sandy. Lovely woman.

I know a Sandy too.

Man though.

TeddyTedson

I questioned the intellect of the mayor of London and now people think stupid

Praetorian Saighdiuir

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I questioned the intellect of the mayor of London and now people think stupid

You are a word short there Ted

4zn76tysfajdxp

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I questioned the intellect of the mayor of London and now people think stupid

People think stupid, indeed.

areyawell

Is it in yet?

Where To

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I questioned the intellect of the mayor of London and now people think stupid

Don't be silly Teddy, I'm quite sure that your questioning of the Boris bonce hasn't altered anyone's opinion of you.:)

ygolometsipe

stupid: is your mam home
me: i don't know, ill check.
me: nope she's not here
stupid: when do you think she will back?

JohnCleary

"What do you do for a living?"

"How much do you earn?"

"How can someone your age afford that"

"You must owe the banks thousands"


I've started responding with "I'm on the dole, sure the Government are great", usually shuts them up for a few minutes at least

Mickey H

Where To wrote: »

I know a Sandy too.

Man though.

That could have been awkward....

humbert

I hate when people use ignorant in place of rude. I don't know whether I'm being accused of being clueless or bad mannered

mikemac1

"Did you need a college degree to get your job??" said the ignorant old biddy to me standing behind the counter :mad::mad::mad:

If you've ever worked retail or hotels you probably have heard this


Stupid thing to say anyway, the young person behind the counter is more then likely a student!

Lando Griffin

"WTF have you done with my staff, Lando" my new boss asked on the second morning at work as I had suggested we go for a starting a job drink that got out of control at the end of the first day.

FizzleSticks

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Wee Willy Harris

"So what do you want me to do about it?"

the old stepfather classic. was only tring to engage in discussion, but it's obviously out of your hands

Sorcha16

My mother came back from a day at the Ploughing Championships recently and I asked her how it was and completely seriously, she goes 'Great but why is it only ever farmers who go to these things?' :rolleyes::)

4zn76tysfajdxp

"Are student cards a valid form of ID?"

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Novalee Magnificent Metropolitan wrote: »

"Are student cards a valid form of ID?"

You are so bold!

marble

mikemac1 wrote: »

"Did you need a college degree to get your job??" said the ignorant old biddy to me standing behind the counter :mad::mad::mad:

If you've ever worked retail or hotels you probably have heard this


Stupid thing to say anyway, the young person behind the counter is more then likely a student!

Yeah I had a D4 yummy mummy ask me the same thing.stuck up cu.nt

areyawell

Dont be Silly, Rap your willy

AnnyHallsal

Why are you single, what's wrong with you?

Usually overheard at weddings.

keith16

Would you like a bag?

No, I'll shove this basket of groceries up my hole, shall I?

mauzo

keith16 wrote: »

Would you like a bag?

No, I'll shove this basket of groceries up my hole, shall I?

Yeah because thats the only alternative.....:rolleyes:

keith16

mauzo wrote: »

Yeah because thats the only alternative.....:rolleyes:

It is for me. I have no arms. Or legs, torso or head.

I exist only in the mind of the grocer.

keith16

keith16 wrote: »

Would you like a bag?

No, I'll shove this basket of groceries up my hole, shall I?

Grand so. You'll find the lube on the second shelf over there, Fr. Jessup.

keith16

Deleted User wrote: »

Grand so. You'll find the lube on the second shelf over there, Fr. Jessup.

Thanks very much Mrs. Doyle!

emzolita

"Why haven't yas had kids yet" nosey bastards

Fromthetrees

Why do you always walk into the bathroom when I'm showering and go to the toilet? :rolleyes:

Vicar in a tutu

Did you ever see anybody naked on the beach?:)

Yeah cause i must be A BIG PERVERT PEEPER:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: