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2 Friday One's

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  • 12-10-2012 10:00am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭


    A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom and found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep.

    Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her with his tongue.

    Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.

    "How'd you get down her so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!"

    "Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there!

    She came over early and had complained of having a headache.

    I told her to lie down for awhile."

    Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't believe this happened.

    Why didn't you say something?"

    The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years and I wasn't about to start now!"
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    While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her:

    "Your heart, lungs, pulse and BP are fine.

    Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

    The lady immediately started taking off her clothes.....

    Doctor, stopping her said: "No! No! Please put on your clothes.

    Just show me your tongue."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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