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In the Playpen : PseudoFamous

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  • 12-10-2012 9:57pm
    #1
    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭


    To pseudofamous,

    For without you, I wouldn't have to write this.

    They say he's had one of his toes amputated - Palyotoxin
    You never know what he will come out with next - jeferywithonef
    Respectable is only one of many words I would use to describe him, this being by far the most positive - Screaminmidget
    Regarded as one of the brightest and corrupted minds of our generation - Q
    Each thing he does makes me fall for him just a little more - Fergus
    Loose wouldn't even begin to describe his morals - Deise girl
    Lubes it up with me on a regular basis - AtomicKoala

    I present to you, the one, the only, pseudofamous. I do not know the man/woman/robot personally but I have heard from reliable sources that he has an indescribable wit, which is why I cant describe it. He lives in leitrim or carlow or wexford or somewhere that I don't care about, and has on occasion been known to brag about crashing wedding parties with open bars and not inviting the rest of us. He also lags behind girls of an attractive nature in the hopes of catching their name/memorising everything about them so he can find them on the internet. He once defused a nuclear bomb*.

    *Needs citation

    (Screaminmidget accepts no responsibility for offence caused in the writing of this, nor does he admit or deny that all ideas and such throughout are of his own and not copied from the google etc. Any resembelence to persons, living or dead, real or fictional was totally intensional)


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    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Where were you on the day we won Nobel Peace Prize?


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    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    jefreywithonef wrote: »
    Where were you on the day we won Nobel Peace Prize?

    playing dishonored. As soon as I got word of it, I ran out into the street and started chanting "EU EU EU", but one guy told me to go away. I think he was a dirty American jealous of our grand feats.


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    Palytoxin
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    Stan, how are you?
    How many lives have you saved in your new job so far?
    How many lives have you saved in your life?
    Do you like carpet or wood floors?
    Armchair or couch?
    Aviva or Croke Park?
    Science or Technology?
    What skin do you use on boards?
    After a long day drinking cocktails in a hammock on the beach in Barbados, do you dust your mantelpiece or hang a new picture?


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    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Playing dishonored. As soon as I got word of it, I ran out into the street and started chanting "EU EU EU", but one guy told me to go away. I think he was a dirty American jealous of our grand feats.

    Did you kick him in the scrotum and scream "VICTORY"?


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    #6
    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    How big is your member?


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    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    Stan, how are you?
    How many lives have you saved in your new job so far?
    How many lives have you saved in your life?
    Do you like carpet or wood floors?
    Armchair or couch?
    Aviva or Croke Park?
    Science or Technology?
    What skin do you use on boards?
    After a long day drinking cocktails in a hammock on the beach in Barbados, do you dust your mantelpiece or hang a new picture?

    Good

    Conservatively, after two days work, I'd say at least 37.

    At least 37.

    Wood floors because they're easier to clean

    armchair

    Landsdowne Road.

    science

    the new one in black/orange

    I like to search google images for pictures of Brad Pitt to add to my shrine.
    jefreywithonef wrote: »
    Did you kick him in the scrotum and scream "VICTORY"?

    The American? No, I just asserted my dominance by using words like "Colour" and "Aluminium" and he left licking his wounds. The bastard.
    Screaminmidget wrote: »
    How big is your member?

    It varies.


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    AtomicKoala
    Registered Users Posts: 881 ✭✭✭AtomicKoala


    Tits or ass?


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    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    AtomicKoala wrote: »
    Tits or ass?

    3r0vrm.jpg


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    Palytoxin
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    Favourite thing about C&H?
    Favourite thing about the IRC?
    Favourite thing about Boards.ie?
    Favourite thing about the internet?
    Favourite thing about technology?
    Favourite thing about everything?


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    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    Favourite thing about C&H?
    Favourite thing about the IRC?
    Favourite thing about Boards.ie?
    Favourite thing about the internet?
    Favourite thing about technology?
    Favourite thing about everything?

    The people or something
    I get to talk to the above people or something
    see answer 1
    It has music and people or something
    It means I don't have to go outside to talk to people or something
    that would be an ecumenical question


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    Fergus_
    Registered Users Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Fergus_


    Hi?


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    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Fergus_ wrote: »
    Hi?

    do you even lift?


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    AtomicKoala
    Registered Users Posts: 881 ✭✭✭AtomicKoala


    Being an engineer, how accurate is K-19: The Widowmaker's portrayal of everyday engineering life?


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    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    AtomicKoala wrote: »
    Being an engineer, how accurate is K-19: The Widowmaker's portrayal of everyday engineering life?

    It's a documentary. It was a quiet day when they filmed it, too.


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    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Do you possess any Stanley knives?
    Stan Laurel or Stan the man Staunton?
    Favourite Kubrick film?


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    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    jefreywithonef wrote: »
    Do you possess any Stanley knives?
    Stan Laurel or Stan the man Staunton?
    Favourite Kubrick film?

    I have plenty of Stanley knives from when they were on sale in lidl in a pack of seven.

    Stan Laurel

    Full Metal Jacket.


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    Jackobyte
    Registered Users Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    Do you read much? What's your favorite book?

    What course are you doing? Do you enjoy it?


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    #19
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Jackobyte wrote: »
    Do you read much? What's your favorite book?

    What course are you doing? Do you enjoy it?

    No, not really; Titus Groan

    Civ/struct engineering, s'alright, pretty hard.


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    AtomicKoala
    Registered Users Posts: 881 ✭✭✭AtomicKoala


    What do you make of all the questions so far coming from non-IRC users? Is it suspicious? Do you take heart in that while your IRC comrades have evidently forgotten you the greater C&H community have rallied to your cause?


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    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Shift?
    Where/when?
    Whats your ideal first date?
    How long does it take to fall into a black hole?
    Favourite type of bridge?
    Whats your lifelong ambition with regards Civ/struct engineering?
    Favourite Irish building?
    Favourite Building ever?
    Tell us a funny story?
    Did you know I wanted to become an architect before the recession??


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    Palytoxin
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    How many boards members have you met?
    What would you do if you were told the world was going to end in exactly 2 hours?
    What's your opinion on vegetarianism?
    Veganism?
    Where did the name come from?
    Do you think more people should come on the IRC?
    Favourite thing about maths?
    Best video game?
    Favourite song at this moment?


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    #23
    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    tradoburns or tradoburnz?


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    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    AtomicKoala wrote: »
    What do you make of all the questions so far coming from non-IRC users?
    Is it suspicious?
    Do you take heart in that while your IRC comrades have evidently forgotten you the greater C&H community have rallied to your cause?

    what, zero?

    they just can't handle my girth.

    something like that.
    Screaminmidget wrote: »
    Shift?
    Where/when?
    Whats your ideal first date?
    How long does it take to fall into a black hole?
    Favourite type of bridge?
    Whats your lifelong ambition with regards Civ/struct engineering?
    Favourite Irish building?
    Favourite Building ever?
    Tell us a funny story?
    Did you know I wanted to become an architect before the recession??

    Sure
    now, meet you in portlaoise.
    bout 20 minutes or so.
    suspension bridges are pretty cool.
    I like motorways and infrastructure, so working on motorways/railways would be cool.
    I'm a fan of the Grand Canal Theatre
    Ocean Heights One, Dubai
    no
    Follow your dreams or something


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    #25
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    How many boards members have you met?
    What would you do if you were told the world was going to end in exactly 2 hours?
    What's your opinion on vegetarianism?
    Veganism?
    Where did the name come from?
    Do you think more people should come on the IRC?
    Favourite thing about maths?
    Best video game?
    Favourite song at this moment?

    I'm sure a lot of people are boards members without telling me, but four.
    Accept fate, play dishonored
    I'm not fussed what anyone does so long as it doesn't affect me.
    ^
    Article in irish times saying Pseudo-Famous celebrities are ruining society and lowering the bar.
    Of course
    chain rule
    currently dishonored
    I think it's "Delancey" by Tidus Binnagod, but it's mostly unreleased
    jefreywithonef wrote: »
    tradoburns or tradoburnz?

    can we go go the wholesome Polish "Tradoburnsz"?


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    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Favourite IRC quote(s)?
    Davidius or Suidivad?
    Dick or Dom?
    Tom or Jerry?
    Ben or Jerry?
    Jed or Ward?
    jefreywithonef or jeffreywithonef?
    Chuckle Brother #1 or Chuckle Brother #2?
    C&H or C+H?


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    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    jefreywithonef wrote: »
    Favourite IRC quote(s)?
    Davidius or Suidivad?
    Dick or Dom?
    Tom or Jerry?
    Ben or Jerry?
    Jed or Ward?
    jefreywithonef or jeffreywithonef?
    Chuckle Brother #1 or Chuckle Brother #2?
    C&H or C+H?

    <Screaminmidget> I personally prefer the suffering of Africans if it means I can get cheap coffee
    Suidivad
    Dick
    Tom
    Jerry
    Jed
    jeffreywithonef
    #1
    C&H


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    Palytoxin
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    James Bond or Johnny English?
    What type of laptop have you?
    Last food you ate?
    Food you most want to eat next?
    Ideal sandwich?
    Favourite crisps?
    Favourite sport?


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    #29
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    James Bond or Johnny English?
    What type of laptop have you?
    Last food you ate?
    Food you most want to eat next?
    Ideal sandwich?
    Favourite crisps?
    Favourite sport?

    James Bond, prolly going to see the new one despite it probably going to be not very spy-ey and more Rambo.
    Acer aspire yoke. It's all about the desktop though.
    Pizza
    More Pizza.
    Ham, cheese, tomato, pickled onions, grilled.
    Hunky Dory Salt & Vinegar
    Shin kicking


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    Palytoxin
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    Do you like helping people with their maths homework?
    Worst country?
    Favourite politician of all time?
    Do you own a horrible Hawaiian shirt? (I've a brown one with yellow and green leaves on it)
    Fighter pilot or Submarine driver?
    What do you think of Base Jumping?
    Favourite type of energy?


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    Davidius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Why are your favourite bands so terrible?


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