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So I'm dating a hipster.

  • 13-10-2012 3:47pm
    #1
    judgefudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭


    There should be a support group for this.

    Any tips on how to not ridicule him all the time?


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  • #2
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Like attracts like.


  • #3
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    buy a pair of normal jeans and beat him to death with them


  • #4
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    The desperation is strong in this one


  • #5
    Phoenix Park
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    What the fux a hipster?

    I must be getting old :(


  • #6
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Phoenix Park wrote: »
    What the fux a hipster?

    I must be getting old :(
    Think it's either a pair of jeans or it's a young hip wipper snapper that's coooooolll


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  • #7
    judgefudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭judgefudge


    I should clarify that he dresses like a hipster, not acts like one.

    So technically I shouldn't care I suppose.


  • #8
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • #9
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,397 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Nope, but there are probably no lenses in his oversized glasses so just stick your fingers through them and laugh at the result.


  • #10
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    In fairness if you have to stop yourself from ridiculing him, then wtf are you doing with him?

    I think you're a closeted hipster lover that only acts like a hipsterphobe to try to cover it up.

    I see right through you


  • #11
    klose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,881 ✭✭✭✭klose


    Hipsters are the scourge of the earth


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  • #12
    judgefudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭judgefudge


    1ZRed wrote: »
    In fairness if you have to stop yourself from ridiculing him, then wtf are you doing with him?

    I think you're a closeted hipster lover that only acts like a hipsterphobe to try to cover it up.

    I see right through you

    Only his clothing. And aren't we all taught that caring about appearances that much is shallow?


  • #13
    Rothko
    Registered Users Posts: 12,908 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    The word hipster is really getting overused.


  • #14
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    How do you drown a hipster??















    In the main stream


  • #15
    judgefudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭judgefudge


    How much does a hipster weigh?


    An Instagram.


  • #16
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    judgefudge wrote: »
    Only his clothing. And aren't we all taught that caring about appearances that much is shallow?
    True, but it's something that bothers you a bit. Pretending it doesn't, doesn't make you less shallow.


  • #17
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Why did the hipster burn his tongue?






    Because he drank the coffee before it was cool!


  • #18
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Why did the hipster burn his tongue?






    Because he drank the coffee before it was cool!

    LT135-hipster-lincoln-meme.jpg


  • #19
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    I bought new clothes today. Brought them home and realised they were total hipster clothes. But I love them :(
    Guess I'm just gonna have to be a hipster :L


  • #20
    latenia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    Phoenix Park wrote: »
    What the fux a hipster?

    I must be getting old :(

    How old are you exactly?
    The first dictionary to list the word is the short glossary "For Characters Who Don't Dig Jive Talk," which was included with Harry Gibson's 1944 album, Boogie Woogie In Blue. The entry for "hipsters" defined them as "characters who like hot jazz."[


  • #21
    judgefudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭judgefudge


    Phoenix wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

    show him this!

    He has actually seen this! He's in denial about the fact that he is a hipster. I said it to him once and he got quite defensive, so considering we have only been seeing each other a month or two I haven't said anything since.

    Is it a phase? I can't stop mentally ridiculing him and then feelin like a judgmental twat for doing it.


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  • #22
    Prick!
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Prick!


    judgefudge wrote: »
    I should clarify that he dresses like a hipster, not acts like one.

    So technically I shouldn't care I suppose.

    Poor you. Your own fault sure.

    He's probably stealing your skinny jeans.


  • #23
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Pfft, I was dating a hipster before there was a thread on Boards about it.


  • #24
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Rayne Wooney wrote: »
    LT135-hipster-lincoln-meme.jpg

    Because I didn't get the reference, does it mean I passed the "I'm not a hipster test"? :D


  • #25
    theteal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    dating???

    pffffft, hipster!


  • #26
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?





    It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it


  • #27
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    thinly veiled I have a boyfriend thread


  • #28
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    You're so dumped when relationships go mainstream. Relationships are at the moment very gothic/bohemian. When Jennifer Aniston brings out another rom-com you are fooked


  • #29
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    judgefudge wrote: »
    He's in denial about the fact that he is a hipster. .

    All hipsters are in denial about being one.


  • #30
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    "I'm dating a hipster"... So?


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  • #31
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I miss emos. Now they were cool!


  • #32
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Great.
    So it's bash 'Hipster' time.
    Is there no end to this sh1t?


  • #33
    jugger0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0


    Does he even lift?


  • #34
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    I miss emos. Now they were cool!

    At least the emo young wans were total rides. Now hipster young wans just wear gigantic ould man glasses and are all simpletons.


  • #35
    judgefudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭judgefudge


    jugger0 wrote: »
    Does he even lift?

    ?


  • #36
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,809 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    9959 wrote: »
    Great.
    So it's bash 'Hipster' time.
    Is there no end to this sh1t?

    haha, we got one!

    REEL HIM IN BOYS!!


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  • #37
    rubadubduba
    Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭rubadubduba


    To judge a fudge is to date a hipster :p


  • #38
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Gone Drinking wrote: »
    haha, we got one!

    REEL HIM IN BOYS!!

    Reel him in yourself, you lazy git!


  • #39
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Does he eat in Boojum and drink in the Workingman's Club? Those places seem to be Hipster Central.


  • #40
    ArtyC
    Registered Users Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭ArtyC


    Gone Drinking wrote: »
    haha, we got one!

    REEL HIM IN BOYS!!


    HaHaHa excellent!!

    But seriously run for your life!!


  • #41
    Captain Danger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33 ✭Captain Danger


    I was dating hipsters before it was cool.


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  • #42
    Shakti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,153 ✭✭✭Shakti


    does he like cats and opium?
    opium-museum-photo-gallery_1258644901500.png


  • #43
    M1XR
    Registered Users Posts: 82 ✭✭M1XR


    I actually advise you to get tested for HIV.
    A lot of hipsters have it because they heard it was a retro-virus.


  • #44
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    M1XR wrote: »
    I actually advise you to get tested for HIV.
    A lot of hipsters have it because they heard it was a retro-virus.

    No need. Hipsters had been using protection way before it was mainstream


  • #45
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    "I don't know what a hipster is"*






















    *said in tracker mortgage ad voice


  • #46
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Does he eat in Boojum and drink in the Workingman's Club? Those places seem to be Hipster Central.
    also prob drinks an alt flavor of some american soda, posts status updates with a heart comment, has a small ugly dog and ironically makes fun of hipsters


  • #47
    judgefudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭judgefudge


    He's squeezing into his skinny jeans now.


  • #48
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Whats the difference between a homeless and a hipster? An iphone.


  • #49
    nocoverart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    Growing up in the 90's was way cooler and hip than this generation who are only interested in been cool and hip


  • #50
    Neewbie_noob
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Neewbie_noob


    judgefudge wrote: »
    There should be a support group for this.

    Any tips on how to not ridicule him all the time?

    I was dating a hipster before it was cool

    I was cool before being cool was cool


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