Funny nicknames

1ZRed

I know of twins, one being rake thin and the other a bit overweight, so they're known as twig and plank.

what a day

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Used to know a lad and he was called Digit, reason being when he was with a woman he'd always ask her to stick a finger up his bum hole!!


In school, 3 blokes used to hang around together and they were called Egger, Sausey (sp) and rasher!

You must have went to my school!!!

dgt

I knew a chap who I called sponge as he had an afro that looked more like a sponge than an afro... Sponge stuck to him

deisebibo

I knew a guy who always sent his current girlfriend flowers who became known as "Interflora"

mauzo

akura wrote: »

I know a guy who's nickname is Gibbo

I know a gibbo, no idea where he got the name.

I also know a guy called steroids....

deisebibo

Heard of a guy who drives one of those oil lorries around called "The Sheik"

whitewave

Regularly called Genitals, or genitalia cos my name is Jen...not the nicest nickname...but it's funny I suppose

AwayWithFaries

1ZRed wrote: »

I know of twins, one being rake thin and the other a bit overweight, so they're known as twig and plank.

I know brothers of similar proportions but are called burgers and chips!

I had a stroke earlier this year so my friends have taken to calling me stroker. Which sounds a bit dodge when they don't explain the story.

qwerty93

mauzo wrote: »

I know a gibbo, no idea where he got the name.

I also know a guy called steroids....

Second name Gibbons?

mauzo

qwerty93 wrote: »

mauzo wrote: »

I know a gibbo, no idea where he got the name.

I also know a guy called steroids....

Second name Gibbons?

No, I think I would have copped that!!

gerrybbadd

I've got a few, but 2 that come to mind are Wrong Mouth, this guy used to always come out with stupid statements, that were impossible for instance, a Ferrari can go 0 to 60 in 0.0005 seconds.

And Sponge bath, a guy that used to volunteer at the old folks home. Same fella was called wingnut too, cos he had big lugs

a fat guy

Duck Arse
Cheese and Tomato
Penny
Ten-to-Two

admiralofthefleet

so many from working in pubs over the years

a fella called foxy (after michael j fox) cause he suffered with the shakes terrible in the mornings
a fella with a huge nose called dagger
fat head

BillyMitchel

what a day wrote: »

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Used to know a lad and he was called Digit, reason being when he was with a woman he'd always ask her to stick a finger up his bum hole!!


In school, 3 blokes used to hang around together and they were called Egger, Sausey (sp) and rasher!

You must have went to my school!!!

Jayus don't say that!! Go on tell me! If it is then you might know this one. A girl used to walk a bit funny and growing up she used to be called Mary Jane Rotten Crotch

martomcg

In my group of friends it seems we find new nicknames each week, normally revolving around some drink related incident.

Most notably:
Tommy The Flag - kept getting the blue flag in go-karting cos he was so slow
Hughie No Shoes - Lost his shoes on more than one occasion while drunk
Sahara White (2nd name White) - He's on a serious dry spell women-wise lately

tony 2 tone

We've christened a new lad in work Gaza, as he always looks like he's been out on the batter the night before.

Deise Vu

I worked with a really nosy bitch called Ann, always reading what was on your PC screen or on a social night she'd be talking to you but her eyes would be darting all around the room, her ears pricked listening to other conversations. Her nickname was Antenna.

A more cruel one was for a vertically challenged body builder. His less than impressed workmates christened him Dwarfenegger

Valentina

A man I work with is nicknamed Harvey Norman because he has no interest.

frozenfrozen

Girl called Ghandi because she was as dry as one of ghandi's sandals....

Ormus

I knew a guy who had a bit of one his ears missing and his nickname was 18 months.

One and a half (y)ears.

Major Lovechild

Used to work with a chap who had two anuses - everyone called him Twintub

MrMischief

"Banklink" - One of my mates got this tag as no matter where we were or what we were doing he needed to "get to a banklink".

"Hotnuts" - lad steaming his pimples with hot water spilt it all over his nuts and needed a visit to A & E.

"Elevenerife" - If you were in Tenerife he was in Elevenerife - always a better story than yours.

A girl i used to work with years ago adopted her new nickname from her new car which was a Fiat Cinquecento Her car was a "Cnut-to-get-into" and she was a "Cnut-to-get-along-with".

dan185

My brother was given a nickname of 'bubble wrap' by his friends due to his rather large amount of facial acne.

MJ23

In around 3rd or 4th class, a new lad from Northern Ireland joined our class.
Can't remember who made it up, but he got the nickname Semtex. He didn't seen to mind, we all had a good laugh out of it.

JonathanAnon

I was in school with a lad called Peter Ennis... Unluckily for him, the gym teacher decided on tagging everybody's gym bag with everybody's name in the format <firstinital> <space> <lastname>.... It was more than a little embarrassing for him when he was getting in to his mother's car and one of the lads shouted... "oiiiii penis".

Another lad was engaged about ten times, he's called The Lord Of The Rings.

bodhrandude

Brick Sandwich.

wildlifeboy

akura wrote: »

I know a guy who's nickname is Gibbo

well whats funny about that?:rolleyes:

wildlifeboy

mauzo wrote: »

I know a gibbo, no idea where he got the name.

.

i think you'll find its either gibney or gibson dublinised

d.i.y. man

Hi I'm lost, Can a moderator advise why I can't post. I'm only an occasional user, is that a problem. Apologies for where this end up but I don't seem to have access anywhere else. Yhanks

Tim the Enchanter

d.i.y. man wrote: »

Hi I'm lost, Can a moderator advise why I can't post. I'm only an occasional user, is that a problem. Apologies for where this end up but I don't seem to have access anywhere else. Yhanks

Hahaha. Brilliant!! How the Fcuk did you end up here?

wildlifeboy

we used to call this dumbass "tim the enchanter" didnt know where he was half the time.

Flaker

2 cousins who had slightly slanty eyes - The Jap and China.
The Ponger - cos he was always drinking cups of tea.
Cleo (for Cleopatra) cos she had one of those haricuts. Can't actually remember her actual name.
Grease Lightening - greasy hair.
Smiler - cos he's a miserable cnut.
The Nettle - cos she's a miserable cnut.
The Wu - haven't a clue about the one.

Loads more but I will have to think of them.

Liam28

MrMischief wrote: »

"Elevenerife" - If you were in Tenerife he was in Elevenerife - always a better story than yours.

Brilliant, but I have a better story than that Bloke I worked with was called '3 Mickeys', coz if you said you had a dog with 2 mickeys, he would say he had a dog with 3.

Another lad was called Jaffa, was married for years with no kids, so Jafffa seedless oranges....

bluefinger

One of the lads I play five a side with is called Wimpy because he is forever saying he'll pay next Tuesday.

Teyla Emmagan

Liam28 wrote: »

Another lad was called Jaffa, was married for years with no kids, so Jafffa seedless oranges....

That's awful.

BBDBB

had a boss we used to call knapsack - cos she was always on yer back

and colleague who we called Scully, she thought it was cos she was like Dana Scully in the X-files. We never told her it was cos she was always sticking her fecking oar in

Martyn1989

Used to call a guy Goujon in school because he asked us how to pronounce it completely out of the blue..... don't think he liked that.

Lon.C

A friend was called Dry Leaves, cause his name was Russel.

A fella I worked with was called Pork Chop, cause it looked like he brushed his hair with a pork chop (he had a greasy hair-do).

arybvtcw0eolkf

I've a mate named 'Cleaver' ~ earned it because he's a mortuary technician.

I'd another in work called 'The Hitch hiker' because he lost a thumb in an accident.

Another we call 'Sperm whale' because it seems every time he takes off his jocks his wife gets pregnant.

Then we've 'The Murderer' because he knocked down a man and killed him..

Then there's 'Skittles' because he knocked down two women (but survived).

And we've 'The Lebanese high jump Champion' because he stepped on a landmine in Lebanon and was blown sky high!.

Martyn1989

Lincoln Damp Seaside wrote: »

Then we've 'The Murderer' because he knocked down a man and killed him..

Thats extremely cruel

systemsready

Nicknames might seem fun. But there are many people whose lives have been marred by thoughtless nicknaming.
So positive nicknames YES...derogatory nicknames NO

twistedsoul

I knew a guy called teapot because when you looked at him from the side that,s what his head looked like !

pappyodaniel

Surprised not to see Horsebox yet. Every rural community has a 'Horsebox' on their GAA team.

corktina

I went to school with a guy named gasser...can't think why...

I suppose "statue" would be quite common, I know at least one who barely moves at work.

BBDBB

systemsready wrote: »

Nicknames might seem fun. But there are many people whose lives have been marred by thoughtless nicknaming.
So positive nicknames YES...derogatory nicknames NO

nice one "sensible thinking"

Lincoln Damp Seaside

Lincoln Damp Seaside wrote: »

Then there's 'Skittles' because he knocked down two women (but survived).

I just spat out my tea laughing at that.

We used to hang around with "Conker"

One day while throwing sticks up a Chestnut (Conker) tree he missed the tree completely and hit a passing women in the back of the head splitting her right open.

knotknowbody

There used to be a guy round my way with a a totally baldy head and huge ears that stuck out about 3 inches to the side.

He was called earlingus because the ears looked like wings.

luckyfrank

Lefty, a lad on our road who was shi/te at football two left feet

Sat-nav, a fella i worked with he would never stop going on about how great his sat nav was even the boss use to call him satnav

Fry-tex head , a guy on our road was an albino that was his nickname

Slug arse, a friend of mine had a shi/te in a ditch when we were kids, he used a leaf to wipe his arse needless to say the leaf wasnt alone

systemsready

BBDBB wrote: »

nice one "sensible thinking"

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neaideabh

A friend of mine has something wrong with his spine making his shoulders mildly lean at angle. He worked in a nightclub! One night we were having a bit of a lock in and his colleagues were telling us that they call him "The Socialist"!... Because he leans to the left!