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iWIFE

  • 15-10-2012 10:02AM
    #1
    coldfire1x
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,360 ✭✭✭


    Steve Jobs is now working with God to make an " iWIFE "
    Slim design, beauty with brain & most important - a MUTE button...!!!

    An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.

    A kid was beaten by his mom.
    Dad came home and asked, What happened son??
    Kid said, can't adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own.

    In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on Photographer's wife.
    Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him!
    Man: Yes, yes. I'm changing the battery in my camera..

    What is the difference between mother and wife?
    One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.


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