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15-10-2012 10:42am#1Husband came home late at night from a party.
His wife shouted: How would you feel if you dont see me for 2 days?
He couldnt believe his luck.
He replied at once.''That would be great..!''
Monday passed & he didn't see her. Tuesday & Wednesday passed too.
On Thursday the swelling was better & he could see her from the corner of his left eye..!!
One employee told his boss, “Sir, Increase my salary, I got married recently.”
The boss replied, “The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company.”
An old man owned a pond on his farm, lined with fruit trees.
One day he went there with a basket to get fruits.
On reaching, he found some young ladies swimming in the pond.
They went in deep water to shield themselves n said : We wont come out until u leave.
Old man : I'm not here to see u swim naked or to get u out of the pond naked.
I'm here just to feed the Crocodile in the pond. All the women rushed out.
Moral: No matter the age, Men can think really fast when they come across naked women
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