Uses for dead bodies.

kneemos · 15-10-2012 5:32pm #1

The recent publicised case of necrophilia got me thinking what other uses are there for dead bodies?

Siuin · 15-10-2012 5:34pm

Well, I suppose when you're finished having sex with it you can donate it to scientific research. Just give it a good hosing before you pop it in and bob's your uncle.

promethius · 15-10-2012 5:34pm

burrying?

Scioch · 15-10-2012 5:36pm

They'd make great Halloween decorations.

The King of Moo · 15-10-2012 5:36pm

Scarecrows and draught excluders.

Chucken · 15-10-2012 5:36pm

Crash Test Dummies

dmc17 · 15-10-2012 5:37pm

Siuin wrote: »

Well, I suppose when you're finished having sex with it you can donate it to scientific research. Just give it a good hosing before you pop it in and bob's your uncle.

Before you pop what in? :eek:

Abi · 15-10-2012 5:38pm

Donate to science.

1ZRed · 15-10-2012 5:38pm

Why good old medical research of course!

studiorat · 15-10-2012 5:38pm

Queueing at the motor-tax office.

Siuin · 15-10-2012 5:38pm

dmc17 wrote: »

Before you pop what in? :eek:

The body into the university! This is post sex- I'd imagine the decay would have ruined the friction at this stage

fasttalkerchat · 15-10-2012 5:38pm

Soylent Green!

Youssef Chippo · 15-10-2012 5:40pm

Sex ed

ChunkyLover_53 · 15-10-2012 5:40pm

Stunt doubles in Action Movies

promethius · 15-10-2012 5:41pm

try to pretend that your murdered employer is really alive, but the real murderer is out to "finish him off." some comical situations and possibly a limited cinema release could follow. everyone's a winner...

davetherave · 15-10-2012 5:43pm

Car pool lane? Keep your place in line at the tax office?

Fishooks12 · 15-10-2012 5:43pm

kneemos wrote: »

The recent publicised case of necrophilia got me thinking what other uses are there for dead bodies?

What you mentioned is not a use for a dead body. Not for sane people anyway

Rasheed · 15-10-2012 5:43pm

Feeding your pigs. Animal feed has gotten very expensive so it would be win-win.

Funglegunk · 15-10-2012 5:44pm

Weekends at Bernies.

Boards.ie: Danny · 15-10-2012 5:45pm

Weekend at Bernies...

mike65 · 15-10-2012 5:48pm

Doubles for the government.

KTRIC · 15-10-2012 5:49pm

I stuff them in walls and under the floor boards, great as a cavity filler.

Funglegunk · 15-10-2012 5:51pm

They go great with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

seven_eleven · 15-10-2012 5:52pm

McDonalds Big Mac. Who would know the difference?

af_thefragile · 15-10-2012 5:53pm

Turn them into flying quadcopters!

Mr. Boo · 15-10-2012 5:53pm

promethius wrote: »

burrying?

Is that when Japanese kids pick on one another in school? Eh? Eh?

I'll get me coat.

Cassidy28 · 15-10-2012 5:55pm

To get some meat off the body.

Then hang the rest of it from a near by road sign.

im invisible · 15-10-2012 5:57pm

Chucken wrote: »

Crash Test Dummies

mmm mmm mmm mmm...

Mr Trade In · 15-10-2012 6:00pm

Throw them off flyovers into on coming traffic dressed up as your favourite super hero.

thecornflake · 15-10-2012 6:01pm

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

Soylent Green!

It's plankton , shhhhhhhh.

Lingua Franca · 15-10-2012 6:01pm

Dry 'em out, use them in place of peat briquettes. You'll just be grabbing some fossil fuel a bit early.

af_thefragile · 15-10-2012 6:03pm

Lingua Franca wrote: »

Dry 'em out, use them in place of peat briquettes. You'll just be grabbing some fossil fuel a bit early.

Leave them burried long enough and they'll turn into oil which countries a few hundred thousand years from now can fight wars over...

Real Life · 15-10-2012 6:06pm

i wouldnt mind my body being donated to science, i already donated my colon to research so the rest of me can go too when im done with my body.

Other uses would be to use the body for pranks by scaring your friends maybe and also they could be stuffed by a taxidermist

corktina · 15-10-2012 6:08pm

Filling breeches....not sure if it only works with English stiffs though

kneemos · 15-10-2012 6:10pm

Saw a documentary on people in the Himalayas last night,they can't bury them because of the rocky ground and don't have any trees to burn them,so the local Shamen chops them up and feeds them to the vultures,extremely practical I thought.

af_thefragile · 15-10-2012 6:23pm

kneemos wrote: »

Saw a documentary on people in the Himalayas last night,they can't bury them because of the rocky ground and don't have any trees to burn them,so the local Shamen chops them up and feeds them to the vultures,extremely practical I thought.

Or the bodies of dead climbers on the Everest which are just left there as bleak monuments to the brutality of the mountain!

dodderangler · 15-10-2012 6:26pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6hSK8CluxQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Check this out
It's called a sky burial and it's done in Tibet
Basically it's to cold to bury their dead and they rely big time on karma so they chop up the dead and give to vultures and other animals believing karma will help them thru a happy life
Pretty disgusting but cool