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I need a plan

  • 15-10-2012 6:03pm
    #1
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭


    I apologise in advance for this thread but jaysus! my lecturer is hot! I couldn't concentrate in class today. Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...

    I need a plan. I don't know why I need a plan but I think I need a plan. I know I need a plan. Obviously, I don't have a plan. Do I need a plan?


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  • #2
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,883 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    are you fat?


  • #3
    Dave0301
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭Dave0301


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I apologise in advance for this thread but jaysus! my lecturer is hot! I couldn't concentrate in class today. Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...

    I need a plan. I don't know why I need a plan but I think I need a plan. I know I need a plan. Obviously, I don't have a plan. Do I need a plan?

    Do what most students do and just don't go to lectures.

    Problem solved!


  • #4
    Mr. Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 347 ✭✭Mr. Boo


    1. Kidnap him.
    2. Fulfill your weak-minded earthly needs.
    3. See thread on what do do with a dead body.

    Disclaimer: Not a good plan.


  • #5
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Are you even legal?


  • #6
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...

    He sounds dreamy.


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  • #7
    Youssef Chippo
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Youssef Chippo


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I apologise in advance for this thread but jaysus! my lecturer is hot! I couldn't concentrate in class today. Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...
    What about his cock?


  • #8
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    i think you need a study plan...


  • #9
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Attach naked photos to your homework!


  • #10
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    No.


  • #11
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    are you fat?

    Why? Is there a rule that says that fat people can't have plans? :D
    Dave0301 wrote: »
    Do what most students do and just don't go to lectures.

    Problem solved!

    I can't skip class. Even if I could, I really like his class so I wouldn't.
    Sauve wrote: »
    Are you even legal?

    Yeah, I am legal. He's probably only 15 years older than I am. Hot distinguished older man. :o


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  • #12
    Youssef Chippo
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Youssef Chippo


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    Why? Is there a rule that says that fat people can't have plans? :D
    No they can have plans alright just not with good looking people.


  • #13
    FortuneChip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭FortuneChip


    If I've learned one thing about male teachers and their younger female students, it's that it doesn't always work out well.


  • #14
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    a plan?

    you dont need a plan

    you need to get laid


  • #15
    who what when
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 823 ✭✭✭who what when


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I apologise in advance for this thread but jaysus! my lecturer is hot! I couldn't concentrate in class today. Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...

    I need a plan. I don't know why I need a plan but I think I need a plan. I know I need a plan. Obviously, I don't have a plan. Do I need a plan?

    If you're hot, he's all yours!
    If you're not, well sorry, thats just life!


  • #16
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Loads of plans here.


  • #17
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    I love it when a plan comes together


  • #18
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Ask him to run away to France with you. It's what all the cool teachers are doing these days.


  • #19
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    I don't think OP can be hot, hot wimmens don't fancy lecturers.....


  • #20
    3rdDegree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭3rdDegree


    Write "l love" on one of your eyelids and "you" on the other. Then sit at the front of the lecture hall and blink often, slowly and seductively.

    Saw that in a film!


  • #21
    uck51js9zml2yt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Have you asked his wife what she thinks?


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  • #22
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Martyn1989 wrote: »
    I don't think OP can be hot, hot wimmens don't fancy lecturers.....

    Sure they do, all wimmens can fancy their lecturers. Wimmen like being told there's something they can't have, intrigues them.


  • #23
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Youssef Chippo wrote: »
    No they can have plans alright just not with good looking people.

    I disagree. After all, good looking is subjective. Fat people can totally have sex with good looking people. What if I was the only person today who thought he was good looking (if a tree falls in the forest and all that jazz)? Does that make him any less dreamy? If I had sex with him, would it not be a 'fat person having sex with a hot guy' if I thought he was hot?


  • #24
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    Kidnap, few naggins, be grand.


  • #25
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    OP sounds extremely creepy.


  • #26
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Hope Easy Warlord wrote: »
    Have you asked his wife what she thinks?

    He has no ring!! No ring. I double checked. His fingers were subject to my adoring gazes. :)


  • #27
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Itwasntme. wrote: »

    I disagree. After all, good looking is subjective. Fat people can totally have sex with good looking people. What if I was the only person today who thought he was good looking (if a tree falls in the forest and all that jazz)? Does that make him any less dreamy? If I had sex with him, would it not be a 'fat person having sex with a hot guy' if I thought he was hot?

    I think you need to find out first of all if he's gay like you and then if he has a boyfriend / man partner type person in his life. Maybe he's up for a three way plug!


  • #28
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    What if I was the only person today who thought he was good looking (if a tree falls in the forest and all that jazz)?
    If a fat chick falls in the forest and there's nobody around to see it, is it still funny?








    Yes, yes it is!


  • #29
    BusyMum12
    Registered Users Posts: 49 ✭BusyMum12


    Email female!!!!!!

    Email him and say you are having trouble understanding x, y and z.

    He should reply asking you to see him in his office. ;)


  • #30
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    CJC999 wrote: »
    I think you need to if four first if all if he's gay like you and then if he has a boyfriend / man partner type person in his life. Maybe he's up for a three way plug!

    Eh...I have boobs and sh*t. The last time I checked anyway.


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  • #31
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Sure they do, all wimmens can fancy their lecturers. Wimmen like being told there's something they can't have, intrigues them.

    But aren't all hot wimmens not shallow and intellectually challenged?

    Your really pushing boundaries here Teyla.

    Its clear OP should sleep with the lecturer, how else will she know how she really feels.


  • #32
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    BusyMum12 wrote: »
    Email female!!!!!!

    /cringe


  • #33
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    BusyMum12 wrote: »
    Email female!!!!!!

    Email him and say you are having trouble understanding x, y and z.

    He should reply asking you to see him in his office. ;)

    This is a sound plan. Thank you Obi-wan.


  • #34
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    smash wrote: »
    If a fat chick falls in the forest and there's nobody around to see it, is it still funny?








    Yes, yes it is!

    No, it isn't!! :mad:


  • #35
    Andy!!
    Site Banned Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Andy!!


    Itwasntme. wrote: »

    He has no ring!! No ring. I double checked. His fingers were subject to my adoring gazes. :)

    You were staring his bum, but you didn't see his ring...


  • #36
    BusyMum12
    Registered Users Posts: 49 ✭BusyMum12


    smash wrote: »
    /cringe

    Stole it from the simpsons. Marge's sisters were telling her to email her ex Artie and they said 'Email female' :o


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  • #37
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Toxocariasis should fix this.


  • #38
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    BusyMum12 wrote: »
    Stole it from the simpsons. Marge's sisters were telling her to email her ex Artie and they said 'Email female' :o

    Ugh, that sounds like a new simpsons joke, terrible terrible comedy.


  • #39
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    Eh...I have boobs moobs and sh*t. The last time I checked anyway.
    fyp


  • #40
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,629 ✭✭✭TheBody


    What university do you go to op?


  • #41
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    TheBody wrote: »
    What university do you go to op?

    I can't tell you. What if the lecturer is a boardsie? I would never live that down.


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  • #42
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,629 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I can't tell you. What if the lecturer is a boardsie? I would never live that down.

    What subject does he lecture then?


  • #43
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    BBDBB wrote: »
    I love it when a plan comes together

    I saw what you did there. :D


  • #44
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    BusyMum12 wrote: »
    Stole it from the simpsons. Marge's sisters were telling her to email her ex Artie and they said 'Email female' :o

    Damn, I thought you were talking about this peachy song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SRpYxrDLvA


  • #45
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    TheBody wrote: »
    What subject does he lecture then?

    Economics.


  • #46
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I can't tell you. What if the lecturer is a boardsie? I would never live that down.

    what's your name...itwasntme o'malley?


  • #47
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    what's your name...itwasntme o'malley?

    Well played. :pac::pac:


  • #48
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Cruise him at the urinals?


  • #49
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    as in cruise?


  • #50
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    Well played. :pac::pac:

    check and mate :pac:


  • #51
    stmol32
    Registered Users Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    Eh...I have boobs and sh*t. The last time I checked anyway.

    Dude, that doesn't mean you're not gay. Lots of men have boobs.


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