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  • 16-10-2012 9:52am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭


    My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text.............

    If you are sleeping......send me your dreams

    If you are laughing......send me your smile

    If you are eating...........send me a bite

    If you are drinking........send me a sip

    If you are crying............send me your tears

    I love you x

    I replied........I am having a Dump

    ____________________________________

    My missus came home drunk yesterday- as she was undressing she stumbled, fell over & passed out, Knickers round ankles & arse on show.

    I thought "No way am i gonna miss an opportunity like this..!"

    So I went out with the lads.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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