You Know You're Getting Old When.......

thomasj

When you start talking about politics

You're even older when you can't shut up about it and watch vinny b every night.

JohnMarston

you inwardly mock that person on your facebook feed that thinks turning 18 is getting old

padd b1975

When you have more hair growing on your ears than you do on your head.

thomasj

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

You're not p*ssed off anymore that he never read your Jim'll Fix It letter.

Youve seen Jimll fix it on the box end of...

splendid101

When you realise that someone born during USA '94 is an adult now.

JohnMarston

splendid101 wrote: »

When you realise that someone born during USA '94 is an adult now.

I remember my brother collecting stickers for the sticker book for that.

kfallon

When it feels like your prick is only for pissing out of

:P

Rented Mule

When you've got hemorrhoids older than most of the people that you work with.

Balmed Out

Yere all either very, very old or too young to remember but its only been six months since we last did this.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77960208

Irish Guitarist

You look at the 'All Things Retro' forum and see people talking about video games or mobile phones that came out when you were in your early thirties.

Chucken

Balmed Out wrote: »

Yere all either very, very old or too young to remember but its only been six months since we last did this.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77960208

Oh I remember that...and the one before it

Teyla Emmagan

When it takes you five minutes to get out of a low slung chair.

supershy

stupid things annnoy you - put your clothes on the line before you go to work, later on in the day it rains and then you wish you hadn't put ur clothes on the line

All my shoes are for comfort now

My mam actually picks out clothes for me and i like them

Thundercats Ho

When staff in bars / restaurants / shops etc. call you sir.
The 1st few times was weird, the next few were annoying (i'm not that old am i??), i've accepted it now that to anyone in their early 20's i am ancient.

Sleepy

You come to terms with the fact the only way you're ever going to be rich is if you win the Lotto.

say_who_now?

When you watch "Reeling in the years" and can remember things that made the news.

When you get a boner out of nowhere and think "meh, it'll go down now in a minute".

gobnaitolunacy

Balmed Out wrote: »

Yere all either very, very old or too young to remember but its only been six months since we last did this.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77960208

Memory loss, that's another one.

gobnaitolunacy

Thundercats Ho wrote: »

When staff in bars / restaurants / shops etc. call you sir.
The 1st few times was weird, the next few were annoying (i'm not that old am i??), i've accepted it now that to anyone in their early 20's i am ancient.

No-one calls me sir, except guards and travellers.

candy-gal1

You hear a mother say to her child if their barging around "dont bump into the lady" in an overcrowded shop, and shes talking about you, im still not used to that! I still get asked for ID! :pac::o


When you hear yourself saying as your flicking through radio stations or music channels "Back in my day popular music was actually decent, most of todays stuff is hurting my head" and ive actually meant that!

ShiresV2

KKkitty wrote: »

When a fine day comes and you nearly get wet with excitement at getting clothes dry on the line.

I get excited about the bins going out. It's so renewing.

ScumLord

You see a young one working behind the till before 4pm and wonder if the schools are out or whether if you've lost the ability to discern 16 year olds from 20 year olds.

ShadowHearth

When your car insurance is actually reasonable...

say_who_now?

ScumLord wrote: »

You see a young one working behind the till before 4pm and wonder if the schools are out or whether if you've lost the ability to discern 16 year olds from 20 year olds.

Must try that one- "I thought she was 20 your honor!" :pac:





On her, your honor, you're on her... ohh I crack myself up! Time for my afternoon pills :pac:

ruthloss

When most of the time you spend on the computer is work related.

carrig2

When men stop noticing you.....even when you are in your finery for a night out.

Depressing:mad:

Casillas

You're coughing in the morning....

Big Nasty

ruthloss wrote: »

When most of the time you spend on the computer is work related.

I don't think that applies to anyone posting in here.

JohnMarston

when it takes you more than 45 seconds to take a slash

and when your nose hair growth becomes a cause for concern

LordSutch

When your memory starts getting a bit iffy, when you make involuntary noises as you bend down, aches and pains that were never there before, squinting to read small print, and as others have already said 'when your car insurance premium is much more reasonable . . .

tricky D

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

You get the names of your family members mixed up.

When you go through all the family's names and only get it right on the last one.

deisebibo

tricky D wrote: »

When you go through all the family's names and only get it right on the last one.

Could be worse, my mam regularly calls me and my sister by the dogs name, kind of shows where we rank in the scheme of things

marcsignal

....you remember watching This on afternoon TV. Interrupted by ads like these

Culleeo

When you think it's acceptable to wear Asics runners with jeans.

When you watch MILF porn and realise the MILFs are the same age as you.

shopaholic01

When asked your age you actually have to think about it and try to work it out from your year of birth - if you remember it.

1ZRed

When you stop believing in santy



Had the news broken to me last Christmas

jessiejam

carrig2 wrote: »

When men stop noticing you.....even when you are in your finery for a night out.

Depressing:mad:

Worse than that is when men stop noticing you... and start noticing your teenage daughter:(
Perverts

say_who_now?

jessiejam wrote: »

Worse than that is when men stop noticing you... and start noticing your teenage daughter:(
Perverts

That's MEN getting older, not you! :pac:


*fetches three quarter length mac from the closet to go for a "stroll"*

<_<

>_>

Daniel S

hooradiation wrote: »

Evidently, the tipping point is when a genre of music confuses, scares and infuriates you.

There were plenty of genre's that confused, scared and infuriated me a few years back. I'm not even out of my 'teens yet.

shopaholic01 wrote: »

When asked your age you actually have to think about it and try to work it out from your year of birth - if you remember it.

I'm 19, took me the bones of 10 seconds to figure it out yesterday.

BTW, all the "dubstep" that's been referenced to so far is... well... ****e (coming from a person who likes dubstep/house/DnB etc).


I'm sure if I took half the dubstep I listened to and played it on a piano you'd all love it! :pac:

say_who_now?

Daniel S wrote: »

There were plenty of genre's that confused, scared and infuriated me a few years back. I'm not even out of my 'teens yet.



I'm 19, took me the bones of 10 seconds to figure it out yesterday.

BTW, all the "dubstep" that's been referenced to so far is... well... ****e (coming from a person who likes dubstep/house/DnB etc).


I'm sure if I took half the dubstep I listened to and played it on a piano you'd all love it! :pac:

What did we ever do to you?

omega man

The moment i started to appreciate the 80's............that was it for me, never recovered since!

Daniel S

say_who_now? wrote: »

What did we ever do to you?

You insulted the almighty dubstep!

Calibos

If that youtube link posted earlier is anything to go by, well.......

Back in my day, when my father asked me how I could listen to that ****e, it just sounds like noise. His was a subjective statement of opinion. When I say the same thing to my own future son about dubstep, mine will actually be a statement of in-controvertible fact!! That really is just noise!!

dark crystal

You know you're getting old when you buy a phone simply to make calls.

Latchy

BrensBenz wrote: »

What's MILF porn???

When you know all the oldies played on the radio ,even the most obscure ones and nobody else does .

When every time you log in to boards or the web in general , the adds for 'Mature Dating ' appear in your right hand corner ...ffs

Celly Smunt

football players are beginning to be younger than you on average.

pappyodaniel

Chucken wrote: »

Oh I remember that...and the one before it

Don't forget this one.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=79798322

Remmy

When weather/pressure changes coincide with a stiff back.:rolleyes:

Chucken

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Don't forget this one.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=79798322

That was only in July :eek::eek:

I wouldv'e said it was last year at least

See..getting old, time is odd!

JupiterKid

When you get nostalgic for the music and general craic of the 1990s.:(

THall04

When you begin to understand ....and relate to.... the lyrics of this ....