An apology to the chemist sales person in Blackrock...

Merrion

As I was waiting in line to purchase Vaseline carrying cable ties in my hand I probably should have pointed out ... THESE WERE UNRELATED PURCHASES!

Boombastic

Merrion wrote: »

As I was waiting in line to purchase Vaseline carrying cable ties in my hand I probably should have pointed out ... THESE WERE UNRELATED PURCHASES!

and I suppose the cucumber in your bag was for lunch:rolleyes:

DipStick McSwindler

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shopaholic01

Merrion wrote: »

As I was waiting in line to purchase Vaseline carrying cable ties in my hand I probably should have pointed out ... THESE WERE UNRELATED PURCHASES!

So ......... another unfortunate who has read 50 Shades of Shite.

Outkast_IRE

What sort of a chemist stocks cable ties ?????? Are you sure you werent in a builders providers OP

WindSock

Yes, I often find the local pharmacy has a fantastic range of cable ties.

Merrion

WindSock wrote: »

Yes, I often find the local pharmacy has a fantastic range of cable ties.

Eh no - I brought the cable ties into the shop.

say_who_now?

shopaholic01 wrote: »

So ......... another unfortunate who has read 50 Shades of Shite.

Vaseline and cable ties eh? Might have a read through it after all, my wife bought it about a month ago and I took a quick flick through it, the word "panties" on nearly every second page put me right off, hate that word with a passion! The rest of the few pages I looked at were more comical than erotic, comical in a cringeworthy way, not actually even funny!

OP next time save yourself a few quid- neck tie and a knob of butter, sorted! :eek:

Chucken

say_who_now? wrote: »

Vaseline and cable ties eh? Might have a read through it after all, my wife bought it about a month ago and I took a quick flick through it, the word "panties" on nearly every second page put me right off, hate that word with a passion! The rest of the few pages I looked at were more comical than erotic, comical in a cringeworthy way, not actually even funny!

OP next time save yourself a few quid- neck tie and a knob of butter, sorted! :eek:

..oh my!

antodeco

I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart kids.


Aww, I bent my wookie

shopaholic01

say_who_now? wrote: »

Vaseline and cable ties eh? Might have a read through it after all, my wife bought it about a month ago and I took a quick flick through it, the word "panties" on nearly every second page put me right off, hate that word with a passion! The rest of the few pages I looked at were more comical than erotic, comical in a cringeworthy way, not actually even funny!

OP next time save yourself a few quid- neck tie and a knob of butter, sorted! :eek:

Yeah, it's all panties, my subconscious and inner goddess. Pretty dire tbh, stick with the neck tie and butter .

Boombastic

say_who_now? wrote: »

.............

OP next time save yourself a few quid- neck tie and a knob of butter, sorted! :eek:

Thanks for the recession busting tip:pac:

Pottler

Merrion wrote: »

As I was waiting in line to purchase Vaseline carrying cable ties in my hand I probably should have pointed out ... THESE WERE UNRELATED PURCHASES!

Why would you need special cable-ties to carry vaseline? I know it's slippery stuff, but... I must have missed that episode of Dragons den. I bet it's a Gavin Duffy product.

say_who_now?

Pottler wrote: »

Why would you need special cable-ties to carry vaseline? I know it's slippery stuff, but... I must have missed that episode of Dragons den. I bet it's a Gavin Duffy product.

Actually if I remember correctly, they were called wrap straps, and James Kahn got there before Gavin-

They should be called crap straps btw, tried to use one as a cock ring, it kept snapping!

say_who_now?

Boombastic wrote: »

Thanks for the recession busting tip:pac:

Full of nut recession busting tips me!

Male version of Martha Stewart! :pac:

Boombastic

say_who_now? wrote: »

Full of nut recession busting tips me!
Male version of Martha Stewart! :pac:

Be careful though, you don't end up sautéd, although you could cook a post coitus egg and save on the fuel:D

Pottler

Just tell me again, why was the pharmacy selling cable ties and cucumbers?? And what bizare sex-games were you planning??? We need details, and preferably pics, but diagrams at a pinch. Thx.

say_who_now?

Boombastic wrote: »

Be careful though, you don't end up sautéd, although you could cook a post coitus egg and save on the fuel:D

An egg-cellent idea! *groan*


Ohh the puns they do get worse,
When throwing your sausage in a skin purse! :eek:


I'd better leave before I get kicked out! :pac:

shopaholic01

say_who_now? wrote: »

An egg-cellent idea! *groan*


Ohh the puns they do get worse,
When throwing your sausage in a skin purse! :eek:


I'd better leave before I get kicked out! :pac:

You forgot those afternoon pills, didn't you? Take off the trench coat and relax .

Pottler

Merrion wrote: »

As I was waiting in line to purchase Vaseline carrying cable ties in my hand I probably should have pointed out ... THESE WERE UNRELATED PURCHASES!

we know, one was a lube, the other a restraint. Totally unrelated. Silly to make that mistake really.:D Sure if you tried to tie someone up with vaseline, they'd slip out no bother.

Jonty

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

Jesus Merrion Joseph....Down with that sort of thing!!

It's Jesus, Mary and Joseph! not Jesus Merrion Joseph!

phasers

WTF does Vaseline have to do with cable ties and why would someone working in a chemist give a toss what you're buying?

Pottler

Jonty wrote: »

It's Jesus, Mary and Joseph! not Jesus Merrion Joseph!

Not in D4 it's not.

Boombastic

phasers wrote: »

WTF does Vaseline have to do with cable ties and why would someone working in a chemist give a toss what you're buying?

I think that's the OP's problem, she didn't give him the toss:D

say_who_now?

shopaholic01 wrote: »

You forgot those afternoon pills, didn't you? Take off the trench coat and relax .

I keep them under my tongue when I'm licking my eyebrows

Pottler

Looks like someones going to Mount Merrion.