These Wardrope Malfunctions...

MidlandsM

The stars seem to be suffering from these more and more these days.

Apart from a door falling off one maybe in yer house, have you ever had one of the clothing kind?

:pac:

Shane-KornSpace

My fly was open one day in confession. I didnt notice till I left.
I was morto. What made it worse was, I was going commando.

Fratton Fred

Shane-KornSpace wrote: »

My fly was open one day in confession. I didnt notice till I left.
I was morto. What made it worse was, I was going commando.

We've all heard that one before Father.

summerskin

I always thought my missus was the only person who said "wardrope". obviously not.

then again, she also says "chimley" and "drownded"...

Where To

I hate when the elastic on underpants breaks, they slide down yourleg inside your trousers and there's nothing you can do about it (without getting arrested)

old hippy

I always hated it when you were in a hurry to jump into bed with someone but had layers and layers on and had to undo your bloody great boots. Not so sexy.

neil_hosey

Shane-KornSpace wrote: »

My fly was open one day in confession. I didnt notice till I left.
I was morto. What made it worse was, I was going commando.

you made some priests day.

Duggy747

Was talking to a customer on Monday, sitting on my stool, when I noticed my fly was fully open showing a good view of my boxers.

Cue me badly trying to cover it up and more than likely making it ten times more obvious to her.

Cienciano

old hippy wrote: »

I always hated it when you were in a hurry to jump into bed with someone but had layers and layers on and had to undo your bloody great boots. Not so sexy.

And when you bend over to untie them you follow through with a guinness fart

sbsquarepants

I've actually had 3 or 4 quite bad ones. Basically bursting my trousers open while going commando (i always go commando - real men don't wear no lingere!;))
Shít happens you know!

AnonoBoy

You leave Ken alone!

AnonoBoy

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I've actually had 3 or 4 quite bad ones. Basically bursting my trousers open while going commando (i always go commando - real men don't wear no lingere!;))
**** happens you know!

Everyone knows a man's scrotum is actually made out of sandpaper - if you wore boxers like the rest of us you would't be wearing through your trousers so quickly!

castletownman

For me it's a another one of my talents. The ability to get out of my clothes in a hurry
when I have to. I'm like a young Chazz Michael Michaels if you will.

Black Leather

One night, I was sitting at the bar of my local pub and my jeans slipped down showing off my g-string. I did not realise that it was showing until a girl started to pull at my g-string - embarrassing!

Fratton Fred

Black Leather wrote: »

One night, I was sitting at the bar of my local pub and my jeans slipped down showing off my g-string. I did not realise that it was showing until a girl started to pull at my g-string - embarrassing!

That reminds me, when I get home I'm going to rip my wife's thong off.

I've had it on all day and its ****ing killing me :-/

OneArt

Every time I hear the phrase "wardrobe malfunction" I think of an actual wardrobe exploding.

Blitzkrieger

Once with minutes left in a 5-a-side match I ripped the crotch of my tracksuit climbing over a fence to retreive the ball. Just thought "feck it" and played on. Didn't realise until I got home that I had ripped my underwear too. I'm sure the lads still have nightmares about it.....

mauzo

Front opening bra popping open is probably the worst one I've had.

jester77

I hate them too

Funglegunk

I've gone for entire days wearing stuff inside-out.

3ndahalfof6

It is the main reason Ikea stores are closing down all over the place.

Rubberlegs

Worn stuff inside out numerous times.
Realised the other day I was wearing my Magic Tree car air freshener in my hair. Couldn't figure out for the life of me where the strong smell was coming from:o

ericl

neil_hosey wrote: »

you made some priests day.

And the priest made his hole weak.

Paddycrumlinman

Many years ago, when my son was about 3, him and I were heading to Walmart. We lived in an apartment back then and had to go to a laundry to get laundry done. So me and the little nipper walking into Walmart and I realized my t-shirt was inside out and back to front. I turned to the youngfella to tell him and realized he had his head through the strap of one of his mother’s bras, thinking he is great. A quick dash back to the car, t-shirt back to correct way, bra taken of my sons neck and away we went. He got it from laundry falling out of the baskets into the back of the car.

It was quite a funny moment with the two of us.

stoneill

I had one of those Jimmy Saville inspired tracksuits on the other day.
The jacket was an adult size but I had to squeeze into a child's bottom.