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DIY cheque ideas!

  • 17-10-2012 8:19pm
    #1
    justified
    Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭justified


    Making some DIY cheques for my bf's 21st birthday and quickly running out of ideas! Thought the witty people of AH might be able to help. would love NSFW or SWF ideas! eg: This entitles you to one viewing of Batman or something!


Comments

  • #2
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Cash is king

    (p.s I have no idea what youre talking about).

    Its his 21st. Just suck him off


  • #3
    Jazlynn Mango Doughnut
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Jazlynn Mango Doughnut


    :confused:

    sex
    sex
    more sex
    bjs
    steak

    :confused::confused:


  • #4
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    justified wrote: »
    Making some DIY cheques for my bf's 21st birthday and quickly running out of ideas! Thought the witty people of AH might be able to help. would love NSFW or SWF ideas! eg: This entitles you to one viewing of Batman or something!


    What do you mean? Like I.O.U's or something?


  • #5
    justified
    Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭justified


    Chucken wrote: »
    What do you mean? Like I.O.U's or something?

    Yep exactly like I.O.U.s except in novelty cheque form!


  • #6
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    a threesome with your twin sister


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  • #7
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,821 ✭✭✭phill106


    This voucher ends the current argument immediately, absolving the user of the voucher from all blame or responsibility :)


  • #8
    the keen edge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    One viewing of Batman. Ah stop, you'll have him ruined. Next thing he'll be after kinder surprises mid-week and staying up until 11 o'clock on a school night .


  • #9
    justified
    Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭justified


    the keen edge wrote: »
    One viewing of Batman. Ah stop, you'll have him ruined. Next thing he'll be after kinder surprises mid-week and staying up until 11 o'clock on a school night .

    yes terrible example! you can see how vivid my imagination is


  • #10
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Edit: if you're doing sex acts, pick some interesting ones out and try them on him like the superman, the rusty trombone and the Houdini.

    There's loads!


  • #11
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Are these things you will do for him? Or things you'll pay to have done to him???


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  • #12
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Let him shoot off onto your baps and have him rub it in with his arsecheeks


  • #13
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Tell him your leaving him, then tell him you were joking that you love him, then tell him your a lesbian, and his gift is to let him watch while you let a real girlman make you deliver the juice of life,

    then tell him you were joking, then give him a nicely wrapped present of a transformer, win win, for you.


  • #14
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    justified wrote: »
    Making some DIY cheques for my bf's 21st birthday and quickly running out of ideas! Thought the witty people of AH might be able to help. would love NSFW or SWF ideas! eg: This entitles you to one viewing of Batman or something!

    Unless Batman is a very odd euphamism, that's a crap present.


  • #15
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    1 lunchtime Blowjob at work.


  • #16
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    You could have 12 for Dinner, then one for Batman.

    Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner,
    dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner,
    dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner,
    Batman!


  • #17
    justified
    Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭justified


    super_furry wrote: »
    Unless Batman is a very odd euphamism, that's a crap present.

    bought him a big proper present already but want to give him several smaller presents also but wanted to include something homemade!


  • #18
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    A one year conversation embargo on marriage and babies.


  • #19
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    A one year lifetime conversation embargo on marriage and babies.

    That should do it


  • #20
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    A one year conversation embargo on marriage and babies.
    It's his 21st - 10 year embargo at least!


  • #21
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,989 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    Lads wont give a **** about seeing batman with a cheque, He'll go anyway.

    Just give the chap what every chap wants, And Stop beating around the Bush.


    20 x HEAD TIME Cheques.

    Problem Solved


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  • #22
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,989 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    But on a serious note if hes into romance and all that then heres a few ideas.

    Attachment not found.


  • #23
    justified
    Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭justified


    0ph0rce0 wrote: »
    But on a serious note if hes into romance and all that then heres a few ideas.

    Attachment not found.

    Thanks very much :)


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