Whats your favourite post?

newmug

I just thought I'd start a thread about this. What is your favourite post that you've ever posted? It doesn't have to be the most thanked one, or the longest, just your favourite.

Post the thread title, just to give it context. Here's mine:

"Lets put the world to rights"

newmug wrote: »

Here's my solution:

1) Build a massive underground jail, the biggest jail in the world, fit to hold 1 million people.

2) Put every joyriding, junkie, fraudster, banker, paedophile, illegal immigrant, shoplifting, lying politicians, dishonest, violent scumbag in Ireland into it.

3) Take in prisoners from other countries. Charge the other countries for keeping their scum. This will keep more good people of the world safe, dilute crime levels worldwide, and help our economy.

4) Have treadmills in the jail. Make the scum run on them and generate electricity.

5) Sell the electricity, which will not only boost our economy evenfurther, but will help the global warming crisis aswell.

6) Scrap all previous laws, and start from scratch. Publish a book called "The Law". Make it available to everybody in Ireland. Teach it in schools. Leave no excuse for criminal behaviour.

7) In this book, state the sentences. Rape of children = rest of your life in jail. Not 4 years with 2 suspended, not 18 months and a donation to charity, minimum of 100 years just to be sure. Same for dealing drugs. This is both as a punishment, and to keep criminals away from normal people. Normal people dont rob, do drugs, or rape. Also, longer sentences = more electricity produced.

8) Aim to build a society which mimics that of "The Girl From Tomorrow". The only people who should be walking around freely are those responsible enough to know how to use their freedom properly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVS376aIVqQ&feature=related

Where To

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Wow this is a major ego-fest.

Amirani

George Orwell would be proud...

Yamanoto

Deutsche

Kurz

I'm sure Hitler felt the same about "Mein Kampf" and it probably wasn't much different to your post.

Esoteric_

Thinly veiled 'I want to show everyone how witty, funny and intelligent I am, because not enough people thanked it the first time' thread.

Degag

The other 1897 posts mustn't be great reading methinks

omahaid

omahaid wrote:

Whoever quotes this is amazing

This one

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LyndaMcL wrote: »

Thinly veiled 'I want to show everyone how witty, funny and intelligent I am, because not enough people thanked it the first time' thread.

Stopped reading there.

brummytom

Every single post I've ever written.


God, I'm amazing.

Chuck Stone

About tree fiddy

Boombastic

Too many OP, Too many :pac:

Sky King

Whats your favourite post?

Lamp post.

krudler

Favourite posts by others would've seemed less self applauding.

Armin_Tamzarian

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Was heading to Croker for a Galway game a few years ago, showery day so I had the golf wet gear on.

Had a long walk to the stadium and I knew I had a 'live unstable round 'baking in the chamber.

Thought I could 'tough it out' and make the ****ters in the Hogan,but just on final approach she 'crowned' and exploded in me jocks like a fcuking dropped trifle.Total fcuking carnage!!!:eek:

Fcuking waft going through the stiles was wodious, I could see the fcuker taking the tickets pulling back his head

Anyway the Flutt was quick thinking, abandoned the caked strides and jocks in the shitters and just used the golf pull-ups which were not contaminated.

felt sorry for the dude who had to 'bag' the load in the jacks, not a pretty sight, full evacuation and loose.

Very traumatic.

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Chucken

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KAV-Spclvwo/UEPpT-Xj56I/AAAAAAAAECM/k8RQkdA2FPs/s640/I+love+my+post.png

Balmed Out

Great idea but threadmills dont actually generate electricity. unlucky

wp_rathead

Sky King wrote: »

Lamp post.

more a goal post man myself

Internet Hero

ur just tryin to get loads of thanks haha

Pottler

Well, all the posters above have chosen pretty crap posts as their own "personal best". I am off to find a crap one of my own to fit in. Shouldn't be too hard/take long.

Niles

Registered post. Costs a bit more but you can track it.

Armin_Tamzarian

Pottler wrote: »

Well, all the posters above have chosen pretty crap posts as their own "personal best". I am off to find a crap one of my own to fit in. Shouldn't be too hard/take long.

Might be hard though, so many to choose from.

Tigger

with regards to the futility of athiesim forum without crazy christians to argue with

Tigger wrote: »

other wise it'd be a boring forum here with

op; i dont believe in god

tigger; me neither wanna go for a pint

op; i don't believe in drinking before lunch time

tigger; but look at all the evidence of drinking before lunchtime how can you dispute it.

op; i'm off to talk to the godbotherers

MadsL

I thought about starting a similar thread on AH....

...then I sobered up.

I_smell_fear

I sense OP would lick his own balls if he could

Armin_Tamzarian

MadsL wrote: »

I thought about starting a similar thread on AH....

...then I sobered up.

It's been done, several times, always gets the same reaction too.

dvpower

This one is good.

0066ad

I_smell_fear wrote: »

I sense OP would lick his own balls if he could

While looking into the mirror, with nothing but posters off himself on the wall

Pottler

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Might be hard though, so many to choose from.

Hi Tard, thought they kept you locked in the basement. What's the best post you've ever err, deposited on here? I'm genuinely interested. Mine are all crap, almost without exception, probably much the same for you I'd imagine. I did have one that went along the lines of "Houston, somthin somthin" that I quite liked tho.. Kinda made me laugh, but I'm very easily amused.

ancapailldorcha

I found something Fianna Fáil did right:

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

The amount of money they're putting into scientific research. Ireland is now ranked number 3 in Immunological research in the world. Then again, it's just going to leave us with too many graduates and not enough jobs for them.
Source

Mickey H

What's your favourite post?

Sky King wrote: »

Lamp post.

Fencing Post.

MadsL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcSTYEBEA48

Now lock it.

Armin_Tamzarian

Pottler wrote: »

Hi Tard, thought they kept you locked in the basement. What's the best post you've ever err, deposited on here? I'm genuinely interested. Mine are all crap, almost without exception, probably much the same for you I'd imagine. I did have one that went along the lines of "Houston, somthin somthin" that I quite liked tho.. Kinda made me laugh, but I'm very easily amused.

If you're that interested just go do a search for posts by me and rate them by most thanked.
It's really not that difficult.

PizzamanIRL

Lock everyone up in Ireland that are dishonest? Jaysus, you're gonna need a jail that holds more than 1 million.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiThjLcB1Qk

stoneill

Yamanoto wrote: »

Deutsche

I just got that.

frozenfrozen

thinly veiled "I didn't get enough thanks the first time around" thread

holystungun9

Chuck Stone wrote: »

About tree fiddy

We need to add a smily that is crying, holding his head in his hands indicated extreme pain and disappointment. One that conveys the message "He did it for a laugh and we all laughed.... but I never thought it would end up like this".

Pottler

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

If you're that interested just go do a search for posts by me and rate them by most thanked.
It's really not that difficult.

Not that bored, tbh. There's so many, they just blur. All good though, I have to report.:) You're some man for the good posts. You should quote a few yourself. I'm sure loads of people would be fascinated..

Queen-Mise

Going to go out on a limb here - I actually quite liked that post by the OP. It is ridiculously egotistical alright but still a well thought out post. It is a pity that it isn't at all feasible

Armin_Tamzarian

Pottler wrote: »

Not that bored, tbh. There's so many, they just blur. All good though, I have to report.:) You're some man for the good posts. You should quote a few yourself.

That would be a bit tacky.
But you feel free to browse away.

frozenfrozen

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/15077165/posts.jpg

OK- if I were to pick out my favourite posts it would be two of them -

This one first followed by this one.

Pottler

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

That would be a bit tacky.
But you feel free to browse away.

Thanks Armin, I'm feeling a bit lazy now, perhaps I'll make the effort later, which is tardy, I know, but I will whip up the enthusiasm later. Heaven forbid you should ever be tacky.:) I loved that one you posted about the time you were abroad, it was hillarious. You should post that.

Pottler

Pottler wrote: »

Thanks Armin, I'm feeling a bit lazy now, perhaps I'll make the effort later, which is tardy, I know, but I will whip up the enthusiasm later. Heaven forbid you should ever be tacky.:) I loved that one you posted about the time you were abroad, it was hillarious. You should post that.

Mod

I'm not exacty sure what's going on here, but whatever it is, stop it. Now.

MadsL

Deleted User wrote: »

Mod

I'm not exacty sure what's going on here, but whatever it is, stop it. Now.

Amen.

Now let us go in peace.

Don't forget to lock up Daisy

Pottler

Deleted User wrote: »

Mod

I'm not exacty sure what's going on here, but whatever it is, stop it. Now.

Me either, tbf.

MadsL

Oh hello. What time do you close again?

kraggy

Op, "normal people don't do drugs"?

Excuse me? Define "normal" please.

Schwiiing

Schwiiing wrote: »

I like listening to whalesongs.

I like it because it sounds like a load of Cork people falling down a well.

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