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Dumpster-diving accountant: I've saved a fortune

  • 19-10-2012 10:41pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    A frugal woman dumpster-dives for all her food and doesn't use toilet paper in order to save money.

    Kay Hashimoto, of New York City, refuses to buy toilet paper because she has to throw it away after using it, so she washes herself off after doing her business by using soap, and she also scrubs her clothes in the shower with free detergent to avoid doing laundry.

    The Certified Public Accountant – who is aiming to save up $250,000 (€192,262) by next year – told the New York Post: "If I took a dump then I also grab soap, wipe myself down with the soap, then I take the water and rinse off the soap.

    "I don’t believe in spending money on something that you’re just going to throw away such as toilet paper or paper towels.

    "Whenever I have dirty clothes I try to wash them while I’m showering. Today I’m using a free sample of detergent I got.

    "Once I’m done showering then I lather up the clothes. I think the last time I did laundry was maybe three years ago."

    Overall, Hashimoto's monthly spend includes nothing on clothing, 17 cents on toothpaste and $15 (€11.54) on food, while she puts $4,000 (€3,076) into savings an $1,000 (€769) into a financial plan.

    De durty bitch.

    http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/bizarre/dumpster-diving-accountant-ive-saved-a-fortune-570867.html


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Is she by any chance "still single"??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,381 ✭✭✭✭Allyall


    A frugal woman dumpster-dives for all her food and doesn't use toilet paper in order to save money.

    Kay Hashimoto, of New York City, refuses to buy toilet paper because she has to throw it away after using it, so she washes herself off after doing her business by using soap, and she also scrubs her clothes in the shower with free detergent to avoid doing laundry.

    The Certified Public Accountant – who is aiming to save up $250,000 (€192,262) by next year – told the New York Post: "If I took a dump then I also grab soap, wipe myself down with the soap, then I take the water and rinse off the soap.

    De durty bitch.

    http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/bizarre/dumpster-diving-accountant-ive-saved-a-fortune-570867.html


    Maybe she wipes a lot more then you..


  • Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭girl in the striped socks


    I don't think I've ever heard of someone living such a miserable existence as that by choice.

    She may not realise it but I'd hazard a guess there's a mental health issue that isn't being looked after.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,381 ✭✭✭✭Allyall


    Just thinking about it again.. What is she saving for? She obviously doesn't want to spend any money.. :confused: What's the point?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Would you hire an accountant that eats from bins and doesn't wipe her arse?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,664 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    A frugal woman dumpster-dives for all her food and doesn't use toilet paper in order to save money.

    Kay Hashimoto, of New York City, refuses to buy toilet paper because she has to throw it away after using it, so she washes herself off after doing her business by using soap, and she also scrubs her clothes in the shower with free detergent to avoid doing laundry.

    The Certified Public Accountant – who is aiming to save up $250,000 (€192,262) by next year – told the New York Post: "If I took a dump then I also grab soap, wipe myself down with the soap, then I take the water and rinse off the soap.

    De durty bitch.

    http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/bizarre/dumpster-diving-accountant-ive-saved-a-fortune-570867.html

    So, you wipe (a lot, presumably) and she showers, but she´s the dirty one...?:confused:
    Pottler wrote: »
    Is she by any chance "still single"??

    Married to a multi-billionaire is my guess.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Would she not just use a some type of reusable cloth to wipe her hole?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,664 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Would she not just use a some type of reusable cloth to wipe her hole?

    Q. How do you know a hippie chick is on her period?
    A. She´s only wearing one sock...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Ikky Poo2 confronts Seniorwipesalot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    oh my god, imagine washing your hands with her arse soap


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,664 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    stoneill wrote: »
    Ikky Poo2 confronts Seniorwipesalot.

    Biggest battle since the Enterprise wiped the Klingons off Uranus...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    if you eat a healthy diet you dont really need to wipe much anyway so a bit of warm water and soap would probably do the trick just a well


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    lol @ 'arse soap'


  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    phasers wrote: »
    oh my god, imagine washing your hands with her arse soap

    I was thinking face rather than hands, I'm pretty much ready for bed now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    stoneill wrote: »
    Would you hire an accountant that eats from bins and doesn't wipe her arse?
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    "wipe myseld down with the soap" so she scrapes her arse clean using a bar of soap and then gives it rinse, dear lord.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,996 ✭✭✭Duck Soup


    She was on TLC channel last night on the premiere episode of a new TV show called 'Extreme Cheapskate'.

    http://www.inquisitr.com/367926/tlc-debuts-extreme-cheapskate-show/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    Is she not wasting electricity and water showering every time she goes for a poo?
    I mean, one 9 pack of loo roll in Aldi is 1.27 and taking a shower every day is considerably more than that. She'd also have to have the shower running even longer to properly rinse her clothes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,519 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Duck Soup wrote: »
    She was on TLC channel last night on the premiere episode of a new TV show called 'Extreme Cheapskate'.

    http://www.inquisitr.com/367926/tlc-debuts-extreme-cheapskate-show/

    Reality TV programme pokes fun at mentally ill. That really shouldn't sound so familiar.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    In the video the soap looks like Blutac.(1.15)
    WTF?


  • Registered Users Posts: 511 ✭✭✭delad


    Is she not wasting electricity and water showering every time she goes for a poo?
    I mean, one 9 pack of loo roll in Aldi is 1.27 and taking a shower every day is considerably more than that. She'd also have to have the shower running even longer to properly rinse her clothes.

    could she not take a dump at work like everyone else, or poo at Pauls house


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I think it's a common trait among accountants.

    The man who used to do my books lived on half a tomato a day, he's dead now, poor bugger. He was useless at figures but wasn't hard to pay.:(


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    How long does she spend per day rooting through bins for food and how much money would earn if she just worked overtime for that length per day?

    If she's an accountant on a good salary I seriously doubt that rooting through bins is more productive than working overtime and using that money to buy food. And that makes her both a bad accountant and a retard.


  • Registered Users Posts: 511 ✭✭✭delad


    How long does she spend per day rooting through bins for food and how much money would earn if she just worked overtime for that length per day?

    If she's an accountant on a good salary I seriously doubt that rooting through bins is more productive than working overtime and using that money to buy food. And that makes her both a bad accountant and a retard.

    most people don't have the option of overtime and have contracts which prevent them from taking up a second job


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭previous user


    The sad thing is she's hot as well.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    She may not realise it but I'd hazard a guess there's a mental health issue that isn't being looked after.

    Spot on. From the Daily Mail (sorry!):

    Ms Hashimoto told the New York Post: 'I’ve always been frugal, but it was when I was laid off in the dot-com crash that I became extreme.
    'No job is guaranteed, so I live as if I could be fired at any time.'

    Therein lies the reason for her extreme behaviour I think. The woman should be pitied and needs psychological help more than being vilified and laughed at.

    Not that that'll stop people here though :rolleyes:



  • Registered Users Posts: 511 ✭✭✭delad


    The sad thing is she's hot as well.

    yeah i got a bonner when it showed her in the shower, i was not expecting that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    She's a funny accent for a Cavan woman.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    delad wrote: »
    most people don't have the option of overtime and have contracts which prevent them from taking up a second job
    Come off it.

    The point is that she's taking home more than $60k per year, and she's a small single person. Her monthly food bill would be covered by what she earns in literally a few minutes work per day. But instead she's going out and spending probably half an hour to an hour rooting through bins, wasting energy, getting dirty and degrading herself. It doesnt add up by any rational logic.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    phasers wrote: »
    oh my god, imagine washing your hands with her arse soap

    You do realise soap is sterile, right?


  • Registered Users Posts: 511 ✭✭✭delad


    Greentopia wrote: »
    You do realise soap is sterile, right?

    who cares there would still be a smell of sh1te of it, and maybe some small bits of poo would also be stuck to the soap


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    Greentopia wrote: »
    You do realise soap is sterile, right?

    the clinkers embedded in it aren't :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Greentopia wrote: »
    You do realise soap is sterile, right?
    :eek:


    How do you explain baby soap then?


  • Registered Users Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    Bet the cost of lady gardening is too much for her as well.
    Thats why the cost of clothing is zero....shes got herself some hair trousers.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Greentopia wrote: »
    You do realise soap is sterile, right?
    You go right ahead and wash your face with her arse soap then. We won't stop you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 720 ✭✭✭Fight_Night


    To be fair there are alternatives to wiping, like the Japanese way. Soap just doesn't add up though...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    stoneill wrote: »
    Would you hire an accountant that eats from bins and doesn't wipe her arse?

    Definitely, if she has a nice ring to her name.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    You go right ahead and wash your face with her arse soap then. We won't stop you.

    No thank's :D I'm ass-uming :pac: she would keep that bar only for that purpose and wouldn't leave anyone else use it to wash with!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    Where To wrote: »
    :eek:


    How do you explain baby soap then?

    I always thought soap made from babies was the most sterile you could get. Must research more into the Eva Braun brand I import from Argentina


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    Where To wrote: »
    :eek:


    How do you explain baby soap then?

    :confused: what do you mean?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Greentopia wrote: »
    :confused: what do you mean?
    Well how can soap have babies if it's sterile?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    What's the Japanese way?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    What's the Japanese way?
    A Level 42 b-side.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Q. How do you know a hippie chick is on her period?
    A. She´s only wearing one sock...

    :D

    Nah, we use these: menstrual cups

    Not that you have to be a hippy to use one...


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Well how can soap have babies if it's sterile?

    Ah, I see...good point! because it would be an immaculate conception?

    sorry...:o


  • Registered Users Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    Greentopia wrote: »
    :D

    Nah, we use these: menstrual cups

    Not that you have to be a hippy to use one...


    Im not opening that link :)

    Menstrual.
    Cup.

    That combination cant end well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    I got that. Feck, I'm getting old! Cheers El A


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭El Inho


    Do you all wipe standing up or sitting down?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    Rigol wrote: »
    Im not opening that link :)

    Menstrual.
    Cup.

    That combination cant end well.

    Nothing to fear in the link, promise. ;)

    They're actually brilliant. Much better health wise and environmentally than pads or tampons and they work out much much cheaper. €25 for one that lasts 10 years versus €3/4 a month for tampons/pads.


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