Uninvited guests

hairyprincess

Have you ever had uninvited guests in your home? How did you dispose of them?

I have two pussies who I don't like to be out at night as we live on a busy road and they are quite reluctant to learn the safe cross code. So tonight as I was sheparding them in the female comes running in and lands a live mouse on the stairs which she had carried in in her mouth!! She begins firing the wee bugger all through my hallway eventually landing him in a box which I promptly lifted and fired out the front door along with said pussies.

Me and that pussies licking days are over :mad:

Please regale us with your tales, or should that be tails of trespassers and your eradication of them.

PC CDROM

hairyprincess wrote: »

Have you ever had uninvited guests in your home? How did you dispose of them?

I have two pussies who I don't like to be out at night as we live on a busy road and they are quite reluctant to learn the safe cross code. So tonight as I was sheparding them in the female comes running in and lands a live mouse on the stairs which she had carried in in her mouth!! She begins firing the wee bugger all through my hallway eventually landing him in a box which I promptly lifted and fired out the front door along with said pussies.

Me and that pussies licking days are over :mad:

Please regale us with your tales, or should that be tails of trespassers and your eradication of them.

I just saw something about licking pussy.

My bad.

For Forks Sake

hairyprincess wrote: »

Have you ever had uninvited guests in your home? How did you dispose of them?

Chainsaw + black bags ftw.

Internet Hero

someday a cat might return with a child's leg...

Pottler

Chauvenistic pig. Stop referring to your burd as a "pussy". Also, quick edit(jasus it's a burd posting!), you are obviously a raging Lesbian, which is a good thing... discards shovel, ceases digging...runs away, fast...

Harry Angstrom

I once tried to take a bird (still alive) from my cat's mouth. The fcuker tried to claw me (the cat, not the bird). I never liked that cat anyway. He always had a shifty look on his face.

Merkin

PC CDROM wrote: »

I just saw something about licking pussy.

My bad.

I also read it as her pussy licking days being over, got me thinking that all those erotic novels are about cats all along....

senorwipesalot

Two pussies.
Thats nice.

fonecrusher1

hairyprincess wrote: »

Have you ever had uninvited guests in your home? How did you dispose of them?

I have two pussies who I don't like to be out at night as we live on a busy road and they are quite reluctant to learn the safe cross code. So tonight as I was sheparding them in the female comes running in and lands a live mouse on the stairs which she had carried in in her mouth!! She begins firing the wee bugger all through my hallway eventually landing him in a box which I promptly lifted and fired out the front door along with said pussies.

Me and that pussies licking days are over :mad:

Please regale us with your tales, or should that be tails of trespassers and your eradication of them.

^ Its like something from a Carry On film.

DEFTLEFTHAND

My mother and father keep pussies. Ian our late big ginger deposited half an eaten rabbit on the floor one night when my mother was entertaining a friend. The thing with pussies is that they this see as a gift to their owners, it's a sign of affection, but obviously it can be hard to stomach at times.

stoneill

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Chainsaw + black bags ftw.

Make sure they are Fred West approved black bags - the arse will never fall out of them.

Satts

grenache

hairyprincess wrote: »

Have you ever had uninvited guests in your home? How did you dispose of them?

I have two pussies who I don't like to be out at night as we live on a busy road and they are quite reluctant to learn the safe cross code. So tonight as I was sheparding them in the female comes running in and lands a live mouse on the stairs which she had carried in in her mouth!! She begins firing the wee bugger all through my hallway eventually landing him in a box which I promptly lifted and fired out the front door along with said pussies.

Me and that pussies licking days are over :mad:

Please regale us with your tales, or should that be tails of trespassers and your eradication of them.

The jokes write themselves in this one

Plazaman

hairyprincess wrote: »

.....I have two pussies....

Stopped reading here and am now in the process of creating a dedicated fan page to hairyprincess and her fantasticness.

I also have a cousin who works for the Guinness Book of Records who might want a piece of this

Sorcha16

hairyprincess wrote: »

Me and that pussies licking days are over :mad:

PC CDROM wrote: »

I just saw something about licking pussy.My bad.

With the way that post was written, I think it's glaringly obvious that that's what you were supposed to take from it. Obvious innuendo is obvious

Smidge

Our cat brought in a rake of mice recently, both live and dead.
Got to be a dab hand at putting a towel over the live mice and fecking them over the back field:D

Father Damo

Satts wrote: »

Bloody hell, Im suprised they could get away with that way back then :pac:

Greentopia

hairyprincess wrote: »

Have you ever had uninvited guests in your home? How did you dispose of them?

I have two pussies who I don't like to be out at night as we live on a busy road and they are quite reluctant to learn the safe cross code. So tonight as I was sheparding them in the female comes running in and lands a live mouse on the stairs which she had carried in in her mouth!! She begins firing the wee bugger all through my hallway eventually landing him in a box which I promptly lifted and fired out the front door along with said pussies.

Me and that pussies licking days are over :mad:

Please regale us with your tales, or should that be tails of trespassers and your eradication of them.

Why don't you just stick a photo of your pussy in the thread with a phone number on it. It'd be just about as subtle. o_0

Son Of A Vidic

hairyprincess wrote: »

Have you ever had uninvited guests in your home? How did you dispose of them?

I don't normally stock body bags at home, but I have found bin liner bags to be just as handy.

Brain Stroking

hairyprincess wrote: »

Have you ever had uninvited guests in your home? How did you dispose of them?

I have two pussies who I don't like to be out at night as we live on a busy road and they are quite reluctant to learn the safe cross code. So tonight as I was sheparding them in the female comes running in and lands a live mouse on the stairs which she had carried in in her mouth!! She begins firing the wee bugger all through my hallway eventually landing him in a box which I promptly lifted and fired out the front door along with said pussies.

Me and that pussies licking days are over :mad:

Please regale us with your tales, or should that be tails of trespassers and your eradication of them.

That story would make more sense with Benny Hill music playing in the background

Mickey H

hairyprincess wrote: »

Have you ever had uninvited guests in your home? How did you dispose of them?

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Chainsaw + black bags ftw.

Shovel & a bag of lime FTW.