Planning permission for a sex shop?

chris2008x

I want to open a sex shop in Tipperary. Do I need planning permission? Not Glen Quagmire or anything like that just want to really piss off the locals especially the town council xD

xD

Sauve

What has the town done to deserve having such an evil abomination appear?
xD

Spread

If the site is female and you alter the state of her frontage ........ it means you weren't using best practice protocol.

dodderangler

Can imagine the letter
Want to ERECT a sex shop please

3rdDegree

Just like any shop, you need planning permission, you fcuking pervert. Best of luck, by the way.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

If you wanna piss off the locals it doesn't matter what type of shop you run. Just once you remember to display your christmas stock in september

Snowie

Sauve wrote: »

What has the town done to deserve having such an evil abomination appear?
xD

Well apparently sex is something you should indeed enjoy :eek:



I did once

Jmccoy1

There's no shock factor in sex shops these days, it is the day of 50 Shades of Grey after all.

The best one I heard lately was of an old pensioner woman walking into one of the sex shops here in Limerick, she pointed at the fire extinguisher on the wall and asked the assistant if she could have that vibrator.

McChubbin

Jmccoy1 wrote: »

There's no shock factor in sex shops these days, it is the day of 50 Shades of Grey after all.

The best one I heard lately was of an old pensioner woman walking into one of the sex shops here in Limerick, she pointed at the fire extinguisher on the wall and asked the assistant if she could have that vibrator.

Laughed like a drain at this!

4zn76tysfajdxp

Don't bother, they don't have sex in Tipperary.

areyawell

Dane Flabby Injury wrote: »

Don't bother, they don't have sex in Tipperary.

Only with there cousins!

poeticseraphim

chris2008x wrote: »

I want to open a sex shop in Tipperary. Do I need planning permission? Not Glen Quagmire or anything like that just want to really piss off the locals especially the town council xD

The locals i bet will secretly love it...i bet you will make lots of money...and if you create jobs you are a god!

Martyn1989

I didn't think they had sex down the country

mauzo

Jmccoy1 wrote: »

There's no shock factor in sex shops these days, it is the day of 50 Shades of Grey after all.

The best one I heard lately was of an old pensioner woman walking into one of the sex shops here in Limerick, she pointed at the fire extinguisher on the wall and asked the assistant if she could have that vibrator.

http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/reddildojoke.html

cofy

Dane Flabby Injury wrote: »

Don't bother, they don't have sex in Tipperary.

But I thought I saw a lingerie shop on the main street in Tipperary Town:eek:. Maybe op could open his sex shop next to this?;)

Spread

Dane Flabby Injury wrote: »

Don't bother, they don't have sex in Tipperary.

Oh yes they do. Men in white cars visit lonely female farmers. It's called AI.

1ZRed

Spread wrote: »

Oh yes they do. Men in white cars visit lonely female farmers. It's called AI.

Sure we all know Tip is full of nothing but attempted artificial intelligence, but what does that have to do with anything?

Spread

1ZRed wrote: »

Sure we all know Tip is full of nothing but attempted artificial intelligence, but what does that have to do with anything?

Nothing really. But it's a long way!

kincsem

Tipperary North Riding; Tipperary South Riding; Tipperary Riding.

galwayrush

kincsem wrote: »

Tipperary North Riding; Tipperary South Riding; Tipperary Riding.

Phil Hogan is stamping out the Ridings.....

Ellis Dee

You'll probably get some heat from the local Legion of Mary, so you'll need a good marketing gimmick to win them over. Offer them a 20% discount on crotchless knickers.;););)

Grayson

Re: Planning permission. Depends on if it's an existing structure or a new erection.

Dravokivich

mauzo wrote: »

http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/reddildojoke.html

Ruiner!

jill_valentine

Ellis Dee wrote: »

You'll probably get some heat from the local Legion of Mary, so you'll need a good marketing gimmick to win them over. Offer them a 20% discount on crotchless knickers.;););)

Legion of Mary shouldn't have such a sexy name if they don't want to encourage That Sort Of Thing, to be honest.

vandriver

Jmccoy1 wrote: »

There's no shock factor in sex shops these days, it is the day of 50 Shades of Grey after all.

The best one I heard lately was of an old pensioner woman walking into one of the sex shops here in Limerick, she pointed at the fire extinguisher on the wall and asked the assistant if she could have that vibrator.

I heard she asked the assistant for the tartan one ,with the white top.Assistant had to tell the old lady it was her thermos flask.

charlemont

areyawell wrote: »

Only with there cousins!

Can confirm that that is a regular activity for some of Tipp's residents.

Gummy Panda

Call it "Dunkin' Dildos"

jester77

Hard business when there's a big recession on.

Lads can get all the free porno they want from the internet and the ladies make do with cucumbers and electric toothbrushes. Best of luck OP.

Gummy Panda

jester77 wrote: »

Hard business when there's a big recession on.

Lads can get all the free porno they want from the internet and the ladies make do with cucumbers and electric toothbrushes. Best of luck OP.

And showerheads. Homebase has being cleaning up with these

WindSock

Can it be called 'Tip 'Er 'Airy Sex Shop'?

WindSock

Jmccoy1 wrote: »

There's no shock factor in sex shops these days, it is the day of 50 Shades of Grey after all.

The 'day' of 50 Shades of Grey was several months ago, and people are still discussing it. There was and still is, plenty of shock and outrage over it.

Penn

chris2008x wrote: »

I want to open a sex shop in Tipperary. Do I need planning permission? Not Glen Quagmire or anything like that just want to really piss off the locals especially the town council xD

If you really want to piss off the town council, don't apply for planning permission.

Nippledragon

Jmccoy1 wrote: »

The best one I heard lately was of an old pensioner woman walking into one of the sex shops here in Limerick, she pointed at the fire extinguisher on the wall and asked the assistant if she could have that vibrator.

she must have had a gowl on her like the mouth of a wellington

Capt'n Midnight

Get planning permission for a video shop

And like any video shop you start doing extras , like sweets and tanning beds and video games console etc. and have a separate section for the 18+ selection

perhaps more emphasis on the etc. over time and gradually make the 18+ section bigger ?



Or just record local counsellors taking some "under the counter" videos

biko

Get the planning permission for a "six shop" then just change the name on the door.

Manny Pacquiao

If you want to piss off the locals, why don't you open up a shop that glorifies Kilkenny's hurling supremacy over Tipperary by having all sorts of Kilkenny memorabilia on display and for sale?

WoollyRedHat

Martyn1989 wrote: »

I didn't think they had sex down the country

Have ye ever had sex.... in a wheelbarrow?

Anyone

You only need planning permission if you intend to display the dildos in an upright position.

areyawell

They'll be frothin at the gash waiting for ya to open.

mariano rivera

chris2008x wrote: »

I want to open a sex shop in Tipperary. Do I need planning permission? Not Glen Quagmire or anything like that just want to really piss off the locals especially the town council xD

This is not going to happen OP

This is your imagination

areyawell

Wouldn't a strip club be better than a sex shop to piss off the locals? Hire all their daughters to strip for ya

jill_valentine

The beauty of it is you don't even need to actually apply. Just stick a load of pretend planning permission notices around a particularly prominent spot - preferably within sight of a school or an orphanage or a convent or something - and let nosy aul wans do the rest of the work! Win!

Celly Smunt

i hate this whole 50 shades of grey thing,sex shops have gotten so classy due to all these liberated women.Bring back the **** at porn for a euro room!

kneemos

Unless your actually selling sex I don't think anyone will give a toss.