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Confession time....

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  • #52
    girl2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭girl2


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    I don't watch it either. :cool:

    That makes 3 of us! (or was it 4?? Alas, we all stand together!!)


  • #53
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    Hal Decks wrote: »
    Don't bother. 90minutes (or whatever it actually is) of tedium.

    You're telling people not to watch a critically acclaimed film because YOU didnt like it. Interesting.

    The Big Lebowski is brilliant.


  • #54
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I have never told my friends I frequent Boards!


  • #55
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I'd love to motorboat Beth Chapman


  • #56
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    I don't know who Beth Chapman is!


  • #57
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    I'm a man and I can't tie a tie.


  • #58
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I see dead people.







    The life of a pathologist is not a happy one.


  • #59
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,543 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    After last weekend I have a massive confession.

    In the throes of drunken shenanigans in the local night club, I was with my ex's younger sister. The guilt is only kicking in today!


  • #60
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Davyhal wrote: »
    - I'd pick Soundgarden or Ausioslave over Rage Against The Machine any day (This is the one they would truly murder me for)

    What is wrong with this? :confused:


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  • #61
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,370 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    DyldeBrill wrote: »
    I've always thought that Joanne Rivers had a face like an abandoned Wallnut!

    Never heard of her.

    I buried Paul.


  • #62
    Davyhal
    Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭Davyhal


    flutterflye wrote: »
    What is wrong with this? :confused:

    To my mates, that is a hangable offence...


  • #63
    blue note
    Registered Users Posts: 4,605 ✭✭✭blue note


    castletownman wrote: »
    After last weekend I have a massive confession.

    In the throes of drunken shenanigans in the local night club, I was with my ex's younger sister. The guilt is only kicking in today!

    Guilt? I was thinking ... Niiiccceee....


  • #64
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,543 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    blue note wrote: »
    Guilt? I was thinking ... Niiiccceee....

    Believe me, that was my initial reaction! Has transformed to guilt now that I'm sober


  • #65
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    Davyhal wrote: »
    To my mates, that is a hangable offence...

    Are adults still having debates/falling out with each other over Audioslave and RATM in 2012? Really?


  • #66
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    castletownman wrote: »
    Believe me, that was my initial reaction! Has transformed to guilt now that I'm sober and have put her back in her cage

    FYP :D


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  • #67
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    I put the screw in the tuna.


  • #68
    DonLimon
    Registered Users Posts: 81 ✭✭DonLimon


    There are some episodes of father ted which I have yet to see.


  • #69
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    DonLimon wrote: »
    There are some episodes of father ted which I have yet to see.

    Down with that sortta thing!


  • #70
    blue note
    Registered Users Posts: 4,605 ✭✭✭blue note


    castletownman wrote: »
    Believe me, that was my initial reaction! Has transformed to guilt now that I'm sober

    The sister should feel guilty. You probably did it because you miss your ex and her sister reminded you of her. A younger, hotter her.


  • #71
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I watched Jaws for the first time last week.


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  • #72
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    I confess to almighty God that I have had impure thoughts about female TG4 newsreaders and weather presenters.


  • #73
    Red_Wake
    Registered Users Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭Red_Wake


    RikkFlair wrote: »
    I confess to almighty God that I have had impure thoughts about female TG4 newsreaders and weather presenters.

    Get in the line.


  • #74
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    I robbed a Kinder Surprise Egg from Giraffe's Play Centre when I was five. The chocolate melted and destroyed my coat... and when I was caught by my dad, I wasn't allowed to keep the toy.

    A failed venture all round.


  • #75
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    I want to have sex with a girl who works in the local credit union

    Weve all been there, Marys looking well for 70, Mine would be I find Emo girls total babes


  • #76
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    CardBordWindow wrote: »
    I don't know who Beth Chapman is!

    Dog the bounty hunters wife


  • #77
    MarriedButBi
    Registered Users Posts: 91 ✭✭MarriedButBi


    I have always fancied Dr. Jane Barry.

    And she knows it.


  • #78
    dan1895
    Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    No you don't!

    "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FÚCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS," has to be the best angst ridden monologue ever!

    With hilarious consequences.

    I'll let her know so :)


  • #79
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I'm a terrible person.


  • #80
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭talla10


    Davyhal wrote: »
    - Last Christmas, I had sex with our secondary school maths teacher...

    No you didn't.


  • #81
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    I want to have sex with a girl who works in the local credit union
    One can dream


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  • #82
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    CardBordWindow wrote: »
    I don't know who Beth Chapman is!
    You think that's bad, I've no idea who he is either, and what the feck is "motorboating"??.


  • #83
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Brain Stroking wrote: »

    Are adults still having debates/falling out with each other over Audioslave and RATM in 2012? Really?
    I hate the X factor and I don't watch it


  • #84
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I really like those awful chick movies about women having all their problems solved by getting a boyfriend


  • #85
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    I once did line-dancing to impress a girl.


  • #86
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    I was told, I am 'pestering a bird' who sells tickets in a football ground on Richmond Road...I guess, I can confess to that alright, but I won't call it pestering, I just think, she is absolutely gorgeous and beautiful :)


  • #87
    Captain Danger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33 ✭Captain Danger


    When I was about 13 I put an airgun pellet through my bedroom window and told my folks and the Gardai it was 'some scumbags'.


  • #88
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    I stole the cookie from the cookie jar


  • #89
    Pilotdude5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭Pilotdude5


    Accidentally stole a taz bar when I was 10, still haunts me...


  • #90
    Captain Danger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33 ✭Captain Danger


    Pilotdude5 wrote: »
    Accidentally stole a taz bar when I was 10, still haunts me...

    Jaysus they were magnificent


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  • #91
    enfant terrible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,594 ✭✭✭enfant terrible


    I like Phil Collins


  • #92
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    I hate father ted.
    I don't like curvy girls.
    I've also not told any of my friends or family that I've got depression. Must get on that someday :pac:


  • #93
    irishgirl19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,609 ✭✭✭irishgirl19


    i got a 115 euro fine and gave someone,who I know,details. down to the forgery signature and al.

    I paid the fine ,but still feel guilty


  • #94
    stop animal cruelty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭stop animal cruelty


    l hate corrie, eastenders, emmerdale but love fair city :D


  • #95
    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    I've no willy


  • #96
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    enfant terrible wrote: »
    I like Phil Collins

    And this internet trap worked as expected.

    We have him lads, get the fires going, death to the infidel !!


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  • #97
    tonymc1986
    Registered Users Posts: 8 ✭tonymc1986


    it was on tv once and they dubbed it so he said "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET LARRY, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!"


  • #98
    DonJose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    I brought my wife the wrong baby from the maternity ward baby room, it was only when the baby was tucked in, that I noticed the mistake. :o


  • #99
    stop animal cruelty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭stop animal cruelty


    FionnMcCool87 wrote: »
    I've no willy

    neither do l!


  • #100
    marnie d
    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭marnie d


    I don't think I have any deep dark secrets, they usually come out to somebody at some stage or other when I'm drunk, I'm sober right now!


  • #101
    SeanyboyQPR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭SeanyboyQPR


    It's been 6 years since my last confession.


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