Inconsequential Things That Cause You Much Consternation

Big Nasty

AKA Little Things That Piss You Off No End.

• Duck Face
• CAPS LOCK
• Small cutlery
• Unread emails
• Business buzz words
• The sound of flip-flops
• People who read out loud
• [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]ATM Machine or PIN Number [/FONT]
• Volume control set at odd numbers
• 2day; B4, etc. English not Bingo please
• People who don't close doors completely
• Old women who smell like they had a bath in their perfume
• People who talk on the phone with it 4 inches from their face
• [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cashiers who gives you change with the coins on top of the notes[/FONT]
• Thread titles on boards that do not have a capital letter in every word

phasers

Thread titles that capitalise every word.


Why MCMLXXV, why?

super_furry

People that call an ATM a Pass Machine.

donalg1

The volume control on odd numbers wrecks my OH's head for some reason, this is why when I have the remote I stick it on 21.

MJ23

People who are unable to close a door
Dirty fingernails
Text speak
The constant premier league updates on the news, (i don't care)
Warm cans of beer
People giving out about the weather, (put on a coat, or move to Spain)
Guinness farts
Young lads with tracksuit tucked into white socks
Constant complaining about "de gubberment"

LizT

This is basically just a rehash of 'those little things' in ranting and raving.

Funglegunk

People who take ages at the ATM. People who walk very slowly or stop completely at pedestrian infrastructure bottlenecks (doorways, after stepping off escalators, narrow streets).

Yamanoto

MCMLXXV wrote: »

AKA Little Things That Piss You Off No End.

• Duck Face
• CAPS LOCK
• Small cutlery
• Unread emails
• Business buzz words
• The sound of flip-flops
• People who read out loud
• [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]ATM Machine or PIN Number [/FONT]
• Volume control set at odd numbers
• 2day; B4, etc. English not Bingo please
• People who don't close doors completely
• Old women who smell like they had a bath in their perfume
• People who talk on the phone with it 4 inches from their face
• [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cashiers who gives you change with the coins on top of the notes[/FONT]
• Thread titles on boards that do not have a capital letter in every word

The sloping asymmetry of this

girl2

Yer all easily annoyed is what I say.

Aw I love the consistent ascending length of your bullet points. Very pretty.

FatherLen

people not indicating on roundabouts.

JohnMarston

People who derail a good conversation by mentioning something not the least bit relevant to the topic. Hence entire conversation ruined by a pr*ck who didnt have the attention span to keep up.

By that same token, people with no inner monologue, they have to blurt out anything that pops into their head. :mad:

Maximus Alexander

People who walk too slowly. Especially the ones who can inexplicably take up an entire footpath by veering or swaying from side-to-side, in perfect sync with your efforts to get past them, forcing you to step out into traffic to overtake.

FatherLen

FatherLen wrote: »

people not indicating on roundabouts.

But that could have consequence

AnonoBoy

People who don't know about the Ranting & Raving forum.

FairytaleGirl

Incorrect pronunciation.

People who smell.

Making tea to discover there's no milk.

Taxis that take ages.

When someone texts/rings you, and you ring them as soon as you get the message/missed call and they dont answer.

Little Britain.

Bad dressers (fat people who are spilling out everywhere) Dress for your shape!!!

People my age who call me Pet.

Mince Pie

Micra drivers

Yamanoto

girl2 wrote: »

Yer all easily annoyed is what I say.

:rolleyes:

whitewave

People not stacking the dishwasher in a logical way. It's like tetris, but with dishes.

LizT

Yamanoto wrote: »

:rolleyes:

^^^^ that stupid smilie.

brummytom

People who say 'English, not Bingo' when bingo doesn't have letters. B4 would be battleships, or a map or something. 2Day would be German battleships, but not bingo.

msbrobe

FairytaleGirl wrote: »

Incorrect pronunciation.



When someone texts/rings you, and you ring them as soon as you get the message/missed call and they dont answer.


^^^^^This:(

JohnMarston

When my driver doesnt open my door for me, especially when my hands are full with my ivory cane and my platinum-plated briefcase.

Ando's Saggy Bottom

The mass consternation that silly inconsequential things seem to precipitate.

pickarooney

People sticking their hands or feet out of car windows. No idea why it annoys me so much.

JohnMarston

pickarooney wrote: »

People sticking their hands or feet out of car windows. No idea why it annoys me so much.

I used to do that, my folks would always tell me i'd lose my hand if i kept it up

WoollyRedHat

People who stand in front of stairs
Hm

GET OUT OF THE ****ING WAY! YOU KNOBJOCKEY!!!!!

Yamanoto

LizT wrote: »

^^^^ that stupid smilie.

Now with added Grrrr :mad:

deisebibo

Being in a queue, and someone behind you invading your personal space, practically "wearing" your clothes, FREAKS ME OUT

LizT

Yamanoto wrote: »

Now with added Grrrr :mad:

Wasn't a dig at you btw, just couldn't remember how to do that smilie on mobile

BUBBLE WRAP

People who wear them croc yokes on their feet.
Running out of fags.
Having a full box of fags and not having a lighter.
Losing money.
Rainy days
Crap music
Nakers who smoke silk cut silver or purple.
Nackers who act like their African american gangsters.
Nackers in general.
The government.
The Moon walk.
All the hype of that fella jumping from space. (Like jaysus, get over it!)
When I stay in the shower for too long and my hands go wrinkly.
Bad drivers.
Halloween. (The most pointless thing ever!)
Blown bulbs.
Sour milk.
Voting
People who call me and the let it ring for a second, hoping I will call them back.
Call me's.
Stupid MEMEs
Paper cuts.
Cats.
Rats.
Stupid looking hats.
The sound of a hoover.
The sound of someone chewing loud.
When I have tooth paste/yoghurt on my jeans and people look at me like if its jizz.
Flowers.
Maths.
Welcome mats.
Hippy's.
The RTE News. (unless there is a hot woman on it.)
The RTE Weather. (Unless there is a hot woman on it.)
Ear to the ground
Nationwide.
Fat wimman, who think their sexy.
Argos.
Signs.
Potholes.
Mustard.
Red sauce.
Mass.
Them covers that go on a mattress, that makes the bed look like its wearing a skirt.
IKEA.
Internet explorer.
Apples.
Tomatoes.
Bananas.
The people who spend their life on FACEBOOK, just looking for news.
People talking to themselves.
People who walk slow.
People who beg for fags.
Double glazed windows.

That's all I can think of the top of my head.

smurgen

people who facebook on friends pages stuff that you would send in a txt or if you have no credit private message just to let everyone else know they're going out that night drinking or whatever.

flutterflye

When people don't put things in their right place.
That's how things get lost.

the groutch

deisebibo wrote: »

Being in a queue, and someone behind you invading your personal space, practically "wearing" your clothes, FREAKS ME OUT

yeah, I hate those "Space Invaders" too

CruelCoin

MCMLXXV wrote: »

• Old women who smell like they had a bath in their perfume

Better that than the smell lurking underneath!

OurLadyofKnock

British soccer.

DeltaWhite

Tactless people
Harvey Norman
People being late
Creepy pervy old men
Insufficient funds message
People who cant make a decent cup of tea
Flip flop wearers that also wear socks?? Why? WHY?
Those people that fundraise for Charities in town and hound/harrass you
Really common girls that have faces like slapped @rses - be happy in life
That Bible Basher fella that's usually near the GPO in town - he's a crackpot
People who walk too slow - if you cant keep up with my pins get the f*ck outta the way


Ps.. had to keep in line with the symmetry (little bit of an OCD victim so I like when stuff looks symmetrical)

flutterflye

Tv and radio ads - all of them.

Wacker The Attacker

Badly folded newspapers get on my tits in a big way

BUBBLE WRAP

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

British soccer.

You know, I could never really picture you playing soccer. You seem to be more of a badminton fanatic. :pac:

Funglegunk

DeltaWhite wrote: »

Tactless people
Harvey Norman
People being late
Creepy pervy old men
Insufficient funds message
People who cant make a decent cup of tea
Flip flop wearers that also wear socks?? Why? WHY?
Those people that fundraise for Charities in town and hound/harrass you
Really common girls that have faces like slapped @rses - be happy in life
That Bible Basher fella that's usually near the GPO in town - he's a crackpot
People who walk too slow - if you cant keep up with my pins get the f*ck outta the way


Ps.. had to keep in line with the symmetry (little bit of an OCD victim so I like when stuff looks symmetrical)

FYP.

DeltaWhite

Funglegunk wrote: »

FYP.

Haha thank you looks even better

Maximus Alexander

DeltaWhite wrote: »

Tactless people
Harvey Norman
People being late
Creepy pervy old men
Insufficient funds message
People who cant make a decent cup of tea
Flip flop wearers that also wear socks?? Why? WHY?
Those people that fundraise for Charities in town and hound/harrass you
Really common girls that have faces like slapped @rses - be happy in life
That Bible Basher fella that's usually near the GPO in town - he's a crackpot
People who walk too slow - if you cant keep up with my pins get the f*ck outta the way


Ps.. had to keep in line with the symmetry (little bit of an OCD victim so I like when stuff looks symmetrical)

Not to be an ass, but there's nothing symmetrical about your post.

flutterflye

I'm completely with op on the symmetry thing.
I LOVE symmetry.
Everything must be symmetrical.
If it's not, I feel twitchy and have to put it right.

Maximus Alexander

Funglegunk wrote: »

FYP.

Now we're talking.

DeltaWhite

MCMLXXV wrote: »

AKA Little Things That Piss You Off No End.

• Duck Face
• CAPS LOCK
• Small cutlery
• Unread emails
• Business buzz words
• The sound of flip-flops
• People who read out loud
• [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]ATM Machine or PIN Number [/FONT]
• Volume control set at odd numbers
• 2day; B4, etc. English not Bingo please
• People who don't close doors completely
• Old women who smell like they had a bath in their perfume
• People who talk on the phone with it 4 inches from their face
• [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cashiers who gives you change with the coins on top of the notes[/FONT]
• Thread titles on boards that do not have a capital letter in every word

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Not to be an ass, but there's nothing symmetrical about your post.

Refer to how OP looks.. symmetrical is the wrong word! My bad

the groutch

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

SEANoftheDEAD

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

The Moon walk.
Voting
Flowers.
Welcome mats.
Signs.

Everything else I can understand but these I can't get my head around...

BUBBLE WRAP

utopianruins wrote: »

Everything else I can understand but these I can't get my head around...

The Moon walk. - It looks so stupid, your moving back, but it looks like you moving forward.

Voting - Such bother for nothing.

Flowers. - Ugly smelly things. :mad:
Welcome mats. - What is the point!?
Signs. - Nothing can tell me what to do. ie. don't walk on the grass, I will if I wish! :mad::mad:

SEANoftheDEAD

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

The Moon walk. - It looks so stupid, your moving back, but it looks like you moving forward.

Voting - Such bother for nothing.

Flowers. - Ugly smelly things. :mad:
Welcome mats. - What is the point!?
Signs. - Nothing can tell me what to do. ie. don't walk on the grass, I will if I wish! :mad::mad:

You know what, now I don't like signs!!!!! I'm gonna find one later that say's don't walk on the grass and I'm gonna do it!!!

Brain Stroking

Have noticed people mentioning those that cannot/will not close a door properly.

This is a real phenomenon. I live in an apartment so when someone calls i buzz them in, leave the door ajar and go into the sitting room. The amount of people i have had to ask to go back out and shut the door is unreal. A lot of people walk out the front door without closing it too

Anyways as i suffer from a highly delicate door fetish i love going back out and ramming a finger in the lock as i push it out.