The Humour Thread **Chat/Discussion = 24 Hour Ban, Mod Notes Post 1 (26/11)

paddy kerins

baz2009 wrote: »

https://twitter.com/paulslane19

Not the brightest bulb! He's a Celtic player on loan at Partick Thistle.

What a f**king spoon

SM01

baz2009 wrote: »

https://twitter.com/paulslane19

Not the brightest bulb! He's a Celtic player on loan at Partick Thistle.

He's gone mental on there! Have you seen the pics he's posted?!

gnfnrhead

Whatever chances he had of making it at Celtic are probably massivly reduced now.

Another one of him riding some wan there about 20 minutes ago, amazed none of his mates have knocked him out and taken his phone away at this stage.

EdenHazard

ugliest lad ive ever seen

RandolphEsq

He looks a bit like Slim Shady or whatever his name is

Mars Bar

NO CHAT!

dreamers75

Journo who interviewed him

Daragh Keany ‏@DaraghKeany 42m
100% real. I'm embarrassed to say he knows more about the LOI than I do!

Was hoping one of the baddies was a fan

Chucky the tree

baz2009 wrote: »

https://twitter.com/paulslane19

Not the brightest bulb! He's a Celtic player on loan at Partick Thistle.

What am I supposed to be looking at?

monkey9

Chucky the tree wrote: »

What am I supposed to be looking at?

Yeah, i was looking at his timeline earlier and couldn't find anything. I reckon he's deleted a lot of tweets. Anyway, the story is he went to Amsterstam and put up a lot of 'silly' photos of himself doing Amsterdam things.

Bertser

I know no chat is allowed here, but this is relevant to the Paul Slane thing and I probably wouldn't be allowed to link this, but he tweeted a photo of himself having sex, seen it on Facebook earlier, seems like an absolute idiot.

batistuta9

Bertser wrote: »

I know no chat is allowed here, but this is relevant to the Paul Slane thing and I probably wouldn't be allowed to link this, but he tweeted a photo of himself having sex, seen it on Facebook earlier, seems like an absolute idiot.

there was two of them on his twitter earlier :pac:

Pro. F

Last night there were a good few self shot pics of him getting jiggy.

Bertser

batistuta9 wrote: »

there was two of them on his twitter earlier :pac:

Yeah I don't think he's deleted enough to get away with this, hope he gets thrown out by Celtic.

Andros Townsend also recently did a Q&A:

"To the nearest square meter, what are the dimensions of your forehead?"

"Is it true that your team mates call you Wonga because of all the loans?"

"Are you aware that you could fit another face above your current one?"

"#AskAndros when you order chinese and it's £20 a head, how much do they charge you?"

"When you bend down to tie your boot laces, do you do a forward roll?"

SlickRic

lolz.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2013/mar/25/miss-of-season-georgia-video?CMP=twt_gu

Al Capwned

Seems one of Michael Owen's horses likes to be in front of the camera!!!!

dreamers75

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kilnamanagh-U15-Victims/413253898771302?ref=stream

Washington Irving

Just saw on Twitter. Synchronised coaching:

Jimmy Iovine

Burnley fan James McDonagh tells talkSPORT he is fully focused on managing his customer service team despite being linked with the Blackburn job.
McDonagh has applied for the vacant position at Ewood Park and has been promised an interview even though his CV cheekily vowed to achieve 'back-to-back relegations'.
Speaking to Andy Jacobs and Sam Delaney, he said: "I'm fully focused on the job I'm doing at the moment and I want to distance myself from talking about the Blackburn job!"

http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/hawksbee-and-jacobs/130326/burnley-fan-plays-down-link-blackburn-job-194446

Super-Rush

Poor Nando.

Jimmy Iovine

Mulumbu's red card

Cantona's Collars

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

Mulumbu's red card

When the video ends,it says "watch more animal videos":pac:

Somebody went to the effort to set up this: http://www.rafaout.co.uk/

Morzadec

Pretty clever free-kick routine, surprised no one's tried it before!

Cantona's Collars

John Terry's drunken style technique.

Jimmy Iovine

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01rllwc/Stephen_Nolan_30_03_2013/

Go to 6 minutes on this. It's priceless. Heard it on Newstalk earlier. "Michael Gray" ex-England international and winner of some 300 caps for Sunderland being interviewed about Martin O'Neill's sacking.

Don't know how he managed to not laugh when doing the interview. I'd have gone after 10 seconds.

Classic cliché-ridden discussion though - "he's a great man and I'm sure he won't be finished in football, but at the end of the day it is just a game."

Sunderland's decision to sack manager Martin O'Neill on Saturday evening lead to red faces at BBC Radio 5 Live - as their attempts to get reaction to the decision backfired spectacularly.

The station's late-night Stephen Nolan show thought they had lined up a chat with former Sunderland defender Michael Gray to discuss O'Neill's firing and where the relegation-threatened club goes from here.

However, they had contacted the wrong Michael Gray.

Instead of the north-east-accented former England international, they had got hold of Michael Gray, a student and writer from Glasgow - and unwittingly put him on the air.

Gray (the student) later wrote on his blog:

"Radio 5 Live called me back to confirm that I would be on the radio in five minutes.

"I was unsure about going ahead. The feedback from friends on Facebook included helpful advice such as, ‘This is hilarious’, ‘Surely they’ll cut you off’ and ‘Do it in a Sunderland accent!’

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/sunderland-sack-martin-oneill-bbc-1795032

"ya fcuking fanny" :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrvJLpXdnx8

Jimmy Iovine

Cantona's Collars

SlickRic

some North Korean football chants...

"Nuked in a minute, you're getting nuked in a minute!"

"Oh when the nukes, go flying in, oh when the nukes go flying in. I wanna be in that bunker, oh when the nukes go flying in"

"They bomb to the left, they bomb to the right, North Korea, they make China look shíte"

"We'll nuke, we'll score, we'll eat your labrador"

"na na na na na na na na na na, Korea blowing up, blowing up, Korea blowing up."

"When the nuke's in the sky, and we're all going to die, that's Koreeeeaaaaaaa!"

"Nukes who he wants, nukes who he wants! Kim Jong-Un, he nukes who he wants!"

"Down with the China, you're down with the China, down with the Chinaaaaa"

"He'll eat your dogs, he'll rape your wiiiiiife, that boy Kim Jong-Un, will ruin your life"

"Who ate the dogs now? UN! UN! UN! UN! UN!"

Copper_pipe

when you're sit in row z and the nukes hit your head, that's the Koreans!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5fwFba59lQ

I could watch this for days :P

Copper_pipe

Taken these from #NorthKoreaFootballChants

He's fat, he's odd, he thinks he's playing COD, Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Un

Que Sera Sera, whatever will be , will be, we're nuking your city, Que sera sera

Nuked in the morning! You're getting nuked in the morning. Nuked in the mooorning..

extra gravy

RayCon

Keith Andrews hair is back on 3e tonight ....

Lawrence1895

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Taken these from #NorthKoreaFootballChants

I could throw in a few songs in German, but...political correctness, Germans and the war, etc

paddy kerins

PhlegmyMoses

Cantona's Collars

Al Capwned

Take 3 minutes and listen to the words of this....

Jelle1880

Cult song

Dukla Prague themselves are a bit of a cult club too, former club of Nedved.

RandolphEsq

adaminho

Al Capwned wrote: »

Take 3 minutes and listen to the words of this....

I actually got A Dukla Prague away kit for Christmas 3 years ago. They're available from Toffs.

Cantona's Collars

BhoscaCapall

Maggie Thatcher's dead.

Jimmy Iovine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7d03zBjxs

Nuri Sahin

Morzadec

Posted in the match thread but definitely belongs here too in case anyone missed it. I don't quite know how he pulls off these faces, they are really something else!

The look of horror is just absolutely brilliant!

dreamers75

Just leave this here


http://deadspin.com/messi-vs-a-robot-goalkeeper-who-ya-got-471292624

Turtyturd

Morzadec wrote: »

Cantona's Collars

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Quazzie

dreamers75 wrote: »

Just leave this here


http://deadspin.com/messi-vs-a-robot-goalkeeper-who-ya-got-471292624

Does RoboKeeper look like Suarez because he'd good at diving