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The Humour Thread **Chat/Discussion = 24 Hour Ban, Mod Notes Post 1 (26/11)

Morzadec · 2012-10-24 10:10:37

________________________***UPDATE***_______________________________________ From here on in there is a NO chat rule and it will be enforced with a 24 hour ban, repeat offenders will be given a longer ban. You will not be carded and the ban will not effect the current cards = bans mechanism in the Soccer Forum, take it as a…

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#552 21-04-2013 1:00am

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Lads he denied a direct goal it says so in the rules paully D posted.

if he doesnt catch it goes in therefore being a goal and he " denied the opposing team a goal".

thems the rules. it should have been a red card dont agree with it but thats the rules, stupid ****ing backpass tho wtf was Larsson thinking.

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#553 21-04-2013 2:25am

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dreamers75 wrote: »

Lads he denied a direct goal it says so in the rules paully D posted.

if he doesnt catch it goes in therefore being a goal and he " denied the opposing team a goal".

thems the rules. it should have been a red card dont agree with it but thats the rules, stupid ****ing backpass tho wtf was Larsson thinking.

Wrong, its an indirect fk according to the rules

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#554 21-04-2013 9:22am

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#555 21-04-2013 9:58am

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There are no rules, just laws of the game.

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#556 21-04-2013 10:23am

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dreamers75 wrote: »

Lads he denied a direct goal it says so in the rules paully D posted.

if he doesnt catch it goes in therefore being a goal and he " denied the opposing team a goal".

thems the rules. it should have been a red card dont agree with it but thats the rules, stupid ****ing backpass tho wtf was Larsson thinking.

Maybe have a look again at the laws/rules

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#557 21-04-2013 10:40am

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Saw this a while back, got a little giggle out of it.

Slightly immature, I know..

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#558 21-04-2013 1:24pm

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#559 21-04-2013 4:19pm

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#560 21-04-2013 4:38pm

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Sorry but what's wrong with yer man on the Norwich bench?:D

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#561 21-04-2013 5:12pm

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It's all The coats fault

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#562 21-04-2013 6:08pm

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zerks wrote: »

Sorry but what's wrong with yer man on the Norwich bench?:D

Snoddin wrong with him.

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#563 21-04-2013 6:33pm

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#564 21-04-2013 6:58pm

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#565 21-04-2013 7:10pm

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I'd say these will be all over the place

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#566 21-04-2013 7:27pm

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#567 21-04-2013 7:40pm

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Liverpool put a poll up on their Facebook page. Don't think they'll enjoy all of the options in it.

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#568 21-04-2013 7:45pm

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#PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu trending.

Some samples

PepperRooney pizza
Philip Lamb
Shaun Wright Fillets
Julio Cesar salad
Bacary Lasagne
Thomas Mince
Ashley Sole with some Aaron Lemon as garnish
Kieran Ribbs

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#569 21-04-2013 7:48pm

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rarnes1 wrote: »

#PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu trending.

Some samples

PepperRooney pizza
Philip Lamb
Shaun Wright Fillets
Julio Cesar salad
Bacary Lasagne
Thomas Mince
Ashley Sole with some Aaron Lemon as garnish
Kieran Ribbs

Mark Bunn

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#570 21-04-2013 7:56pm

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From FeintZebra on RAWK:

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#571 21-04-2013 8:01pm

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Guess who has just started following Suarez?

https://twitter.com/MikeTyson/following

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#572 21-04-2013 8:12pm

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He'll bite
He'll dive
He hates the Jackson Five
Luis Suarez
Luis Suarez

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#573 21-04-2013 8:19pm

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#574 21-04-2013 8:22pm

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#575 21-04-2013 8:28pm

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I think somebody's Christmas's came all at once today...

Obligatory pic

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#577 21-04-2013 8:42pm

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rarnes1 wrote: »

I think somebody's Christmas's came all at once today...

Obligatory pic

Keep digging,not my fault your mob have the gift that keeps giving,where's your friends now that you are thanks whoring:rolleyes:

This is the humour thread,no need for your bitter sniping here.

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#578 21-04-2013 9:29pm

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Thanks to jaykay74 in YLYL.

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#579 22-04-2013 8:51am

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#580 22-04-2013 10:31am

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Anyone good at photoshop want to throw Suarez's head on here?

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#581 22-04-2013 3:59pm

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Oh Diego Costa, you loveable rogue.

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Liam O wrote: »

Anyone good at photoshop want to throw Suarez's head on here?

Here you go.

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#584 22-04-2013 6:13pm

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So the official Twitter accounts of Sepp Blatter and the World Cup were hacked.

https://twitter.com/SeppBlatter

https://twitter.com/FifaWorldCup

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#585 22-04-2013 6:45pm

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#590 23-04-2013 3:15pm

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#591 23-04-2013 6:10pm

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#592 23-04-2013 6:17pm

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#593 23-04-2013 6:54pm

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Suarez has explained that the reason he bit Ivanovic was because the club doctors said he needed more Bran in his diet.

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#594 23-04-2013 9:52pm

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#595 23-04-2013 11:23pm

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#596 24-04-2013 7:31pm

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Not strictly humour but I smiled and didn't know where else to post it:

After a Newcastle fan punched a police horse after the derby a Sunderland fan rang up the police force to enquire about the welfare of said horse. When talking to the officer he asked about making a donation to the upkeep of the horses but the officer said the horses are well looked after so there was no need, he did however say that the horse (Bud is his name) loved Polo Mints, so a few Sunderland lads on the forum chipped in and delivered a few boxes down there:

''Paolo'' Mints :pac:

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#598 25-04-2013 3:09pm

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My brother used to rave about the Bundesliga years ago, watching the highlights on Setanta and telling us all we should watch it. Just saw a friend posting this to his Twitter :pac:

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#601 26-04-2013 12:56pm

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I love goalmouth scrambles

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