The Humour Thread **Chat/Discussion = 24 Hour Ban, Mod Notes Post 1 (26/11)

paddy kerins

Jimmy Iovine

This is what happens when a 7 foot basketball player tries his hand at football.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvKuZWyePWs

swoody

geeky

swoody wrote: »

Anyone else hearing Kevin Costner in JKF? Back and to the left. Back and to the left!

Jax Teller

Skylinehead

Just one more...

dreamers75

Sunday League Footy ‏@SundayChants 6h
Judging an opposition player by the football boots he's wearing.

Copa Mundials - Half-decent
Pink Nikes - Snap him
Yellow Umbros - ****

dreamers75

dreamers75

Lumbo

RVD420

Luis Suarez taking his new car for a spin....

Al Capwned

Some choice of tshirt to wear to the launch of your clubs new Adidas jersey
:pac:

swoody

Al Capwned wrote: »

Some choice of tshirt to wear to the launch of your clubs new Adidas jersey

Jan Kirchhoffs one is better.....

GLaDOS

I like that Paulaner is a drink option!

padd b1975

Doctor Strange

Liverpool announce new crest to reflect the club's place in football

Leiva

**checks calendar

Ahh I see...Schools out for summer.

Paulinhio in tears after his "accidental move" to Tottenham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDaubsq3mGs

Doctor Strange

Leiva wrote: »

**checks calendar

Ahh I see...Schools out for summer.

Also, *School's

padd b1975

dreamers75

http://balls.ie/football/zalgiris-celebration/


heheh

dreamers75

dreamers75 wrote: »

http://balls.ie/football/zalgiris-celebration/


heheh

That's actually brilliant, he really skulls himself! :pac:

Here's the gif:

dreamers75

Sacramento wrote: »

That's actually brilliant, he really skulls himself! :pac:

Here's the gif:

cant hotlink from balls hence posting the link

Lumbo

Didn't need to know that Gaz

Jimmy Iovine

Snoop Dogg meeting with Barca superstar, Pinto.

Lumbo

Liverpool's new 3rd kit. The ladies version.

Copper_pipe

Football Jokes ‏@Footy_Jokes 21h
Monaco's average attendance last season was 5300. Blue Square Bet Premier Luton Town's was 5914. Good choice Radamel Falcao...

gnfnrhead

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Football Jokes ‏@Footy_Jokes 21h
Monaco's average attendance last season was 5300. Blue Square Bet Premier Luton Town's was 5914. Good choice Radamel Falcao...

Monaco could well be in the Champions League next season. Very good choice.

Donnielighto

Monaco could just hire supporters.

Morzadec

swoody

Donnielighto wrote: »

Monaco could just hire supporters.

Remi can sort that out.....

swoody

padd b1975

Probably not amusing for those affected by it, but it made me laugh!


http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/four-nigerian-clubs-investigated-match-fixing-79-0-151846311.html

Four Nigerian football clubs have been suspended ahead of an investigation into match-fixing after a race for promotion led to a pair of ridiculous final-day scorelines.

Plateau United Feeders and Police Machine, two amateur sides chasing one spot in Nigeria’s Nationwide League Division 3 – the bottom tier of Nigeria’s professional leagues – needed to out-score the other to ensure they would be the ones turning pro.

However, the Nigerian FA quite understandably grew suspicious of Plateau’s 79-0 win over Akurba FC and Machine’s 67-0 thumping of Babayaro FC.

Making matters fishier, Plateau-Akurba were reportedly 7-0 at half-time while Machine-Babayaro were 6-0 at the interval.

Both winning sides began the tournament with 2-0 wins, before holding each other to a 0-0 stalemate. This meant that if both clubs won their final games, it would come down to goal difference.

But despite Plateau’s second-half goal-rate averaging at an alarming goal every 40 seconds and technically placing them top, all four clubs will instead face disciplinary action.

The NFF called the scores from Monday's tournament in the northeastern city of Bauchi "a mind-boggling show of shame".

"This is a scandal of huge proportions," NFF vice president Mike Umeh said.

"The four teams involved are suspended immediately and indefinitely, pending further sanctions. We will investigate this matter thoroughly and get to the bottom of it."

"The teams involved, their players and officials, match officials, (tournament) coordinator and anyone found to have played some role in this despicable matter (will) be severely dealt with," NFF director of competitions Mohammed Sanusi added.

Donnielighto

Some serious team names goin on there. The Babyaro one is best.

gnfnrhead

At least they were not obvious :pac:

Xavi6

Brendan Filone

Just after the news that John Terry's father was charged last night with a racist attack Anton Ferdinand tweeted this:

castletownman

Joe Kinnear phonetically sounds like "Joke in 'ere"

Which sums up the situation regarding his position at Newcastle perfectly

That_Guy

castletownman wrote: »

Joe Kinnear phonetically sounds like "Joke in 'ere"

Which sums up the situation regarding his position at Newcastle perfectly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ6eJjK1qWc

Brendan Filone

Assou-Ekotto gets his own back on a semi-illiterate Arsenal fan trying to wind him up:

Xavi6

Birmingham fans enjoy goalkeeper Colin Doyle playing up front in Tallaght last night -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP-nusO1mE4

Leiva

:pac:

Nuri Sahin

Leiva ya thief! :P

Winston Payne

smileyj1987

Gareth Bale is having Hotels styled after him

daithijjj

Copper_pipe

ricero

Brian whipes his ass with 50 euro notes

Jimmy Iovine

This is nothing against you CopperPipe but I ****ing hate that LAD Bible ****e.

That and every fool on Facebook who tries to be funny by contributing their own hilarious and witty remark by adding the classic "LAD" tag to the end of the comment. Without that "LAD" tag it wouldn't be as funny #CheekyLAD #PrickLad

EggLAD

ManagerLAD

brianmcdermottLAD

Top LAD

Wat a LAD

Mars Bar