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The Humour Thread **Chat/Discussion = 24 Hour Ban, Mod Notes Post 1 (26/11)

Morzadec · 2012-10-24 10:10:37

________________________***UPDATE***_______________________________________ From here on in there is a NO chat rule and it will be enforced with a 24 hour ban, repeat offenders will be given a longer ban. You will not be carded and the ban will not effect the current cards = bans mechanism in the Soccer Forum, take it as a…

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#952 29-07-2013 7:08pm

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No funny, but amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j6S4ViAXaI

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#953 29-07-2013 11:52pm

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Part II:

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#954 30-07-2013 10:00pm

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#955 31-07-2013 2:09am

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taken from http://balls.ie/football/minion-footballers/12/

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#956 31-07-2013 12:25pm

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#957 31-07-2013 10:38pm

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This is Sergio Ramos' new do. I just saw him on SSN and I think the modern expression is LOL.

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#958 31-07-2013 11:26pm

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He looks like a Bond villain.

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#959 31-07-2013 11:26pm

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keano_afc wrote: »

This is Sergio Ramos' new do. I just saw him on SSN and I think the modern expression is LOL.

Instantly reminded me of:

Stamper from Tomorrow Never Dies

Mr. Joshua from Lethal Weapon

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#960 31-07-2013 11:35pm

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swoody wrote: »

I hate using this expression, but I proper lol'ed at Suarez and Jones!

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#961 31-07-2013 11:51pm

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Liverpool's second list of banned words:

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#962 02-08-2013 2:34pm

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Diana Ross takes another penalty

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#963 02-08-2013 6:29pm

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How football's best recycle...

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#964 03-08-2013 1:05am

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#965 03-08-2013 1:42pm

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#966 03-08-2013 2:46pm

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@OfficialQPR XI: Green; Simpson, Onuoha, Hill, Traore, Barton, Henry, Faurlin, Hoilett, Zamora, Johnson.

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#967 04-08-2013 2:10am

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Copper_pipe wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkfFmGxU4z8

Pretty sure that red was incorrect. Wrong about that, dont know why i thought that...

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#968 04-08-2013 9:11am

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#969 04-08-2013 3:07pm

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#970 04-08-2013 10:59pm

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keano_afc wrote: »

This is Sergio Ramos' new do. I just saw him on SSN and I think the modern expression is LOL.

shrewdness wrote: »

He looks like a Bond villain.

Max Zorin from A view To A Kill.........

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#971 04-08-2013 11:03pm

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^^^^^

Bit like her

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#972 04-08-2013 11:38pm

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Ramos back in '95.

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#973 05-08-2013 12:26am

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Bond Villain from Skyfall:

Sergio Ramos:

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#974 05-08-2013 12:33am

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Dempsey welcomed back to the MLS

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#977 05-08-2013 11:14pm

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#980 08-08-2013 10:37am

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#981 08-08-2013 11:01am

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#982 09-08-2013 10:13am

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Andy Carroll gives a tramp £50,is it me or does the tramp look like a stereotypical scouser?

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#983 09-08-2013 11:28am

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I thought it was the new Fulham owner for a second!

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#984 09-08-2013 11:38am

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Dempsey wrote: »

I thought it was the new Fulham owner for a second!

Whats funny about that? The mans homeless fair play andy

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#985 09-08-2013 12:49pm

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ricero wrote: »

Whats funny about that? The mans homeless fair play andy

Best dressed homeless man I've ever seen! :rolleyes:

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#986 09-08-2013 1:08pm

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Dempsey wrote: »

Best dressed homeless man I've ever seen! :rolleyes:

If it wasn't for charitable donations from EPL footballers I fear to think what he'd be wearing.

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#987 09-08-2013 1:17pm

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Augmerson wrote: »

If it wasn't for charitable donations from EPL footballers I fear to think what he'd be wearing.

You do realise the money is still in the mans hand?

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#988 09-08-2013 6:52pm

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Former fickle Suarez fan lol

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#989 12-08-2013 3:13pm

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I blame Jamie Redknapp for this...

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#990 12-08-2013 5:04pm

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ricero wrote: »

Whats funny about that? The mans homeless fair play andy

Carroll must have burnt his house down as well.

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#991 12-08-2013 10:18pm

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Some hilarious goings on (and geography lessons) in the Liverpool Thread at the moment:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056999951&page=208

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#992 12-08-2013 11:49pm

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No idea where to post this as its true, concerns a conference team, is great marketing from paddy power (again) and made me laugh.

FOOTBALL HAS OFFICIALLY DIED. I REPEAT OFFICIALLY DIED....

MESSI, PELE AND BECKENBAUER SIGN FOR FARNBOROUGH FC
Paddy Power sponsorship deal brings all time greats to the Skrill South

When the Premier League kicks-off this weekend, Manchester United and Chelsea may feel that they have missed out on their key transfer targets. However, the same cannot be said of Skrill South outfit Farnborough FC, who have had a month to remember – unveiling the signings of Lionel Messi, Pele and Franz Beckenbauer!

But this isn't just another oil-rich, oligarch takeover. In a world football first brokered by bookmaker Paddy Power, every player in the first team squad of Farnborough FC, has changed their name legally by deed poll to the name of a legendary footballer in their respective position. The end result is that, on paper, the Skrill South team will be without doubt the best combination of playing talent that has ever been assembled.

The partnership between Paddy Power and Farnborough FC, mooted to be a mammoth six-figure deal, came just in time for 'Boro'. Having been trapped in administration since April, the club's future was very much in the balance, but they can now start the season with sound financial footing. The one-year deal sees Paddy Power become title sponsors of the club, which will include kit branding and stadium sponsorship, as Cherrywood Road becomes Paddy Power Park for the opening season.

Instead of a line-up including the likes of Balls, Inns and Treacher, the yellow kit of Hampshire's finest, will be adorned with all time great names like Gascoigne, Best, Pele, Banks and Beckenbauer. Additionally the manager of Farnborough FC, formerly known as Spencer Day, has changed his name to that of the 'Special One' Jose Mourinho.

The players' deed poll certificates and registration documents have been filed with the League, meaning that the Farnborough FC team that kicks off their Skrill South campaign on Saturday will be the most star-studded team in history. It's not just the Farnborough FC faithful, all Skrill South fans now need only to travel to Paddy Power Park, and not the Nou Camp, to see some of the world's best players.

-Ends-

Full Squad List:

Kevin Ainsley SCRIVEN Gordon BANKS Goalkeeper
Joshua Adam HUGGINS Lothar MATTHAUS Defender
Oliver George TREACHER Silva Rocha ROBERTO CARLOS Defender
Adam Hugh DOYLE Paolo MALDINI Defender
Alan Francis INNS Alan HANSEN Defender
Paul Jinnah MASSAQUOI Marcos Evangelista de Moraes CAFU Defender
Djibril FOFANA John TERRY Defender
Thomas Andrew McGARRY Franz BECKENBAUER Defender
Reece Nicholas JONES George BEST Midfield
Stephen Thomas LAIDLER Paul GASCOIGNE Midfield
Merrick Anthony JAMES-LEWIS Zinedine ZIDANE Midfield
Tyrone Michael Justin BERRY Johann CRUYFF Midfield
Daniel BENNETT Lionel MESSI Strikers
Reece William CONNOLLY Gary LINEKER Strikers
David Charles TARPEY Diego MARADONA Strikers
Elvis Zark HAMMOND Edson Arantes do Nascimento PELE Strikers
Spencer DAY José MOURINHO Manager
Leigh James Thomas DYNAN Paddy POWER Assistant Manager
Simon John GARDENER Sir Alex Fergurson First-Team Coach
Roger Leslie PEIRCE Terry Venables Kit Man

About Farnborough FC:
Farnborough Football Club (formed after the demise of Farnborough Town F.C. in 2007) is an English football team currently in the Conference South after finishing top of Southern League Premier Division in 2009–10.

Their home ground is known as Cherrywood Road, based in Farnborough, Hampshire. Their primary colours are all yellow with blue trim.

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#993 12-08-2013 11:54pm

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#994 13-08-2013 11:10pm

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worst team photoshoot in history:

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9529241/usmnt-new-york-s-magazine-greatest-photo-shoot-history

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#995 14-08-2013 2:17am

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Dempsey wrote: »

Best dressed homeless man I've ever seen! :rolleyes:

I have the same top! He's wearing it backwards. Or am I wearing it backwards?

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#996 14-08-2013 9:58am

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WoollyRedHat wrote: »

I have the same top! He's wearing it backwards. Or am I wearing it backwards?

Think you are, this is the front

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Seattle Sounders fan gets tattoo to celebrate latest signing. It's supposed to be Clint Dempsey.

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#998 14-08-2013 3:17pm

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Scottish football fans put washing up liquid in trafalgar square fountains!!! :pac:

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#999 14-08-2013 3:23pm

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With compliments from Germany

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#1000 14-08-2013 4:15pm

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#1001 14-08-2013 10:53pm

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