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RikkFlair · 22-04-2014 10:57am

RTE Soccer Twitter

"Ryan Giggs will assume responsibility for first-team affairs at Man United until a permanent manager is appointed"

:pac:

jmayo · 22-04-2014 11:17am

Ryan Giggs ... the new Tommy Docherty.

They both liked to play away close to home.

Hangballlouie · 22-04-2014 12:30pm

Xenji · 22-04-2014 12:52pm

Hangballlouie · 22-04-2014 2:35pm

Hangballlouie · 22-04-2014 2:37pm

OneEightSeven · 22-04-2014 2:54pm

blueser · 22-04-2014 2:56pm

John Cherry · 22-04-2014 3:28pm

dreamers75 · 22-04-2014 3:43pm

Not sure who put this on twitter other day:

When your playing fullback and the midfielder tell you he will cover you

Premier league launch pic

asdfgh86 · 22-04-2014 4:01pm

dreamers75 wrote: »

Premier league launch pic

Jaysus, Moyes looks so tall in that pic. The stress of this season must have shrunk him.

Also with Luton's promotion, this man is now a League Two player

steve_mcnulty.jpg?itok=3czOaWan

There's hope for all of us

patmac · 22-04-2014 4:21pm

From the Daily Mash

Man United sack Moyes back to the Stone Age

22-04-14
DAVID Moyes is being fired so hard he will have to take on two full-time jobs just to be unemployed.

A bit like Nicolae Ceausescu but with £10m and a move to Villa

Experts said the Manchester United manager’s 11 months at the club have culminated in him being less popular than Jamie Carragher singing Ferry Cross the Mersey while wiping ghastly parts of himself with a photo of Sir Matt Busby.
Vice Chairman Ed Woodward said every trace of Moyes will be expunged, adding: “We will even remove all the letters of his name from the club, so we’ll now be called Nchtr Unit.
“History will record that during the 2013-2014 season we went backpacking around South America and when we came back Liverpool had somehow won the league and we’d strangely inherited a Fellaini.”
In a ceremony at Old Trafford later today, 75,000 supporters will watch as the Glazer family take a run up before handing Moyes his P45 wrapped around a massive spider.
He will then be placed in a helicopter and flown over a nearby patch of waste ground where hundreds of prize-winning United fans will spell out ‘Off You ****‘ in 50ft letters.
The helicopter will then carry on until it lands shortly before running out of fuel, leaving Moyes in the middle of a wheat field in Somerset, surrounded by a gang of frightened, angry locals.
Meanwhile, he will be symbolically fired by both Houses of Parliament, the Queen, the CBI, Ofcom, the Royal College of Nursing and the General Synod of the Church of England. For the rest of the season the team will be managed by Ryan Giggs pointing his smartphone at training sessions so that Sir Alex Ferguson can make informed decisions.