The Humour Thread **Chat/Discussion = 24 Hour Ban, Mod Notes Post 1 (26/11)

Al Capwned

cambo2008 wrote: »

I thinks we gots some drama llamas :pac:

counterlock

Xavi6

David Brenton Rodgers

Morzadec

Would be good to make this a discussion free thread.

Just pics/jokes etc... No pic No post type idea.

Just an idea anyway, obviously up to the mods. (and yes I'm aware of the irony of me posting this without a funny picture/joke!)

Lumbo

GavRedKing

Morzadec wrote: »

Would be good to make this a discussion free thread.

Just pics/jokes etc... No pic No post type idea.

Just an idea anyway, obviously up to the mods. (and yes I'm aware of the irony of me posting this without a funny picture/joke!)

That's not a bad idea, it could work if its somethig along the line of the Y.L.Y.L thread over in Cool Pics & Videos, no chat, we could just keep it for pics/gifs/videos.

Its something I can run by the other Mods is ye so wish.

Cantona's Collars

Arteta & Alonso when they were kids. (Look carefully)

GavRedKing

Right, from here on in this thread is a no chat/discussion thread, posts that violate this will be deleted and may result in warnings/bans.

Usual Soccer Forum rules apply.

This thread is for pics/videos/gifs/jokes.

This thread has worked well so far as people have seen it for whats its worth, something to laugh at without getting offended, keep it going please.

Lawrence1895

Smoking is not allowed at Basketball matches in Serbia, but...

dreamers75

cristiano ronaldo ‏@notcr9
Boss think I'm listening to one of his **** team talks! **** that! Watching my goal again. I leapt in the air like a spray tanned salmon.

:pac:

upandcumming

GavRedKing wrote: »

Right, from here on in this thread is a no chat/discussion thread, posts that violate this will be deleted and may result in warnings/bans.

Usual Soccer Forum rules apply.

This thread is for pics/videos/gifs.

This thread has worked well so far as people have seen it for whats its worth, something to laugh at without getting offended, keep it going please.

You say pics videos and gifs. Jokes I assume are in play too?

GavRedKing

upandcumming wrote: »

You say pics videos and gifs. Jokes I assume are in play too?

Yup, jokes = humour.

dreamers75

GavRedKing wrote: »

Yup, jokes = humour.

just to be clear, we cant comment on anything even it raises more than a smirk and something more than a thanks can offer? i mean LOL or "thats ****ing funny" sometimes is needed as a thanks doesnt offer that.

just because someone doesnt like cats being kicked around?

i missed the last few days of this thread but imo thats what happened? seriously ? thats why this thread got neutered (lol)?

delete as needed.

dan1895

dreamers75 wrote: »

just to be clear, we cant comment on anything even it raises more than a smirk and something more than a thanks can offer? i mean LOL or "thats ****ing funny" sometimes is needed as a thanks doesnt offer that.

just because someone doesnt like cats being kicked around?

i missed the last few days of this thread but imo thats what happened? seriously ? thats why this thread got neutered (lol)?

delete as needed.

the real joke is that anyone associated with Liverpool could actually play football.

GavRedKing

dreamers75 wrote: »

just to be clear, we cant comment on anything even it raises more than a smirk and something more than a thanks can offer? i mean LOL or "thats ****ing funny" sometimes is needed as a thanks doesnt offer that.

just because someone doesnt like cats being kicked around?

i missed the last few days of this thread but imo thats what happened? seriously ? thats why this thread got neutered (lol)?

delete as needed.

Is it that hard to grasp the no chat/discussion concept?

a LOL or thats funny comment offers nothing more then a simple click of the " Thanks " button does.

dan1895 wrote: »

the real joke is that anyone associated with Liverpool could actually play football.

:rolleyes:

Excellent, back on topic or there'll be cards handed out.

patmac

Brendan Rodgers: "We aren't that far from Man United." Got to agree with him, both Man united and Liverpool have yet to defeat teams above them in the table

applehunter

...I think we should be allowed make comments.

What is boards.ie becoming?

Pro. F

Can we start another humour thread where comments are allowed? This one was doing perfectly fine with comments up until now.

GavRedKing

I'll get a poll up so in a seperate thread.

Chat or No Chat.

GavRedKing

Poll here.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056880897

3hn2givr7mx1sc

I like the rule that YLYL used to have: some chat, but no bitching.

mike65

A man boarded a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down opposite a woman. She kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.

After several glances he said, "It's golf balls."

She leaned forward and quietly asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

GavRedKing

baz2009 wrote: »

I like the rule that YLYL used to have: some chat, but no bitching.

Again, a decent option, once it doesnt go down the road of dragging the thread completly off topic.

The problem is though that someone could be offended by something here and go on a ramble about it.

I see this thread as a light hearted way of enjoying the Soccer Forum, there's no need to report every little joke about your team but then again this isnt a thread for people to come in and troll and wind up others.

The majority of people using the thread have seen it for what its worth, just a place for a bit of humour and a break from the norm of the Forum and as Frisbee said, if the drama llamas dont get offended thsi thread will work.

bonescap

who said it? Brendan Rodgers or David Brent

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/02/12/who-said-it-rodgers-brent_n_2667551.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

mike65

bonescap wrote: »

who said it? Brendan Rodgers or David Brent

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/02/12/who-said-it-rodgers-brent_n_2667551.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

You answered 11 out of 14 questions correctly. 79%, nearly an A

Pro. F

GavRedKing wrote: »

Again, a decent option, once it doesnt go down the road of dragging the thread completly off topic.

The problem is though that someone could be offended by something here and go on a ramble about it.

I see this thread as a light hearted way of enjoying the Soccer Forum, there's no need to report every little joke about your team but then again this isnt a thread for people to come in and troll and wind up others.

The majority of people using the thread have seen it for what its worth, just a place for a bit of humour and a break from the norm of the Forum and as Frisbee said, if the drama llamas dont get offended thsi thread will work.

So just delete those posts and warn those posters. It's been extremely rare for that situation to even arise in this thread so far afaik.

dreamers75

Here's some Tim Flowers and a Danny Rose for Valentine's day. I Vagner Love you with all my Ian Harte." David Seaman.....

:pac:

Captain Havoc

bonescap wrote: »

who said it? Brendan Rodgers or David Brent

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/02/12/who-said-it-rodgers-brent_n_2667551.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

100% and I don't even like the office or Liverpool.

Cantona's Collars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgfaDoZkwtI

patmac

I see that the asteroid that is to miss the earth tonight by 17,000 miles is to be renamed Fernando Torres.

Cantona's Collars

patmac wrote: »

I see that the asteroid that is to miss the earth tonight by 17,000 miles is to be renamed Fernando Torres.

Charlie Adam has been hired to knock it back out into space.

The_Kew_Tour

Cantona's Collars

Jelle1880

And check out this cheeky Ronaldinho moment

Bodhisopha

Jelle1880 wrote: »

And check out this cheeky Ronaldinho moment

That's really poor form from Ronaldinho tbh.

Jelle1880

To be fair, you'd have to be an idiot not to notice him or put a man next to him.

Oat23

Jelle1880 wrote: »

To be fair, you'd have to be an idiot incompetent like Lucio not to notice him or put a man next to him.

Fixed
Obligatory pic


Is the Fergie one fake?

Lumbo

Oatesy23 wrote: »

Is the Fergie one fake?

Cantona's Collars

Cantona's Collars

Oatesy23 wrote: »

Is the Fergie one fake?

Mars Bar

The_Kew_Tour

Cantona's Collars

smileyj1987

Mr.Crinklewood

Cantona's Collars

Silvestre tweeting Viera.

Leiva

Jimmy Iovine

Jelle1880

While only partly funny (the racism part is despicable), Stan Collymore was abused on twitter and some idiot said:

@StanCollymore @Lord_Sugar away and pick bananas wae yer feet ya dingle

A minute later Collymore posts this:

https://twitter.com/StanCollymore/status/303663207845875713/photo/1