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Make love not pawrn. Interested?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    Men aren't the only ones who mistakenly think porn and real sex are the same.two american girls i've been with Have given me porn like bj's what with the spitting and gagging.totally ott and unsexy.pure Gianna Michaels wannabe's


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Bobo78 wrote: »
    I never ever had any thoughts about having sex or any kind of sexual contact with another man. I just find it disgusting to even be thinking about it. :P

    So you've been thinking and having thoughts about it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    smash wrote: »
    Ah here, sloppy seconds ain't my thing :D

    Well if it's sandwiches that's being discussed, I can think of a way to sort everything out ;)

    Depends if I cum first though, otherwise you'd be her sloppy seconds :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Well at least I'll be getting it first and last judging from that list! :p
    I reckon shopaholic was picturing you sandwiching the four of them tbh!

    Kinky girl! :eek:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I reckon shopaholic was picturing you sandwiching the four of them tbh!

    Kinky girl! :eek:

    That's probably why she listed him twice. First and last. Can't get enough of a good thing right? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Squ


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I'm a real amateur here, I forgot face fúcking.
    I believe the PC term is Choke Fúck.

    On a side bar, I was on the 14 the other day, two scumbags about to square up to each other, one says "Fúck off you, or I'll gouge out your eye and give you a brain fúck"

    They weren't impressed when I, and most of the rest of the bus, split ourselves laughing :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I reckon shopaholic was picturing you sandwiching the four of them tbh!

    Kinky girl! :eek:

    Sounds hawt brah


    like this? :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Sounds hawt brah


    like this? :cool:
    You're represented by the toothpick, right? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    You're represented by the toothpick, right? :p
    You do seem to be obsessed with Redzer's ......em....... size - I've noticed you reference it before. I think you might have a crush on him!:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭caste_in_exile


    How about we just promote romance, ahead of sex n find out where that leads because shìts a mess right now. what happens in the bedroom should stay in the bedrum


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    squod wrote: »
    Make love not pawrn .TV or something like that. That aul wan this morning said her first ''upload'' was half an hour long. :eek:


    Quite the goer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    How about we just promote romance, ahead of sex n find out where that leads because shìts a mess right now. what happens in the bedroom should stay in the bedrum
    Yes, keep your **** fetish in the bedroom!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭caste_in_exile


    Excuse me, twas scatology on the brain set me heart a flutterin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    1ZRed wrote: »

    Greedy, seriously? What's the big deal even? Everyone should be allowed to try out different things every once in a while when the mood strikes.
    [COLOR="Black"]Fu[/COLOR]ck it, what's the harm?

    Bleedin gays stealing all the white women!!

    I blamed the foreigners but deep down I knew it was the gays


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Squ


    How about we just promote romance, ahead of sex n find out where that leads because shìts a mess right now. what happens in the bedroom should stay in the bedrum

    And what happens in the kitchen stays in the kitchen
    And what happens in the back seat of the car stays in the back seat of the car
    And what happens in the garden stays in the garden
    And what happens in the ikea jax stays in the ikea jax
    et ectera ad infinitum..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Squ wrote: »
    den
    And what happens in the ikea jax stays in the ikea jax

    Do you not have to do all that by yourself?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    You're represented by the toothpick, right? :p
    Specially selected for you, great to know where your train of thought lies as usual :pac:
    You do seem to be obsessed with Redzer's ......em....... size - I've noticed you reference it before. I think you might have a crush on him!:D
    Ah, the thick bastard's only trying to rise me.. though he's failing in both ways :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Squ


    squod wrote: »

    Do you not have to do all that by yourself?
    Touché


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    You do seem to be obsessed with Redzer's ......em....... size ...
    Not half as obsessed as he is! ;)

    And someone has to keep the donkey-bait in his place! :pac:
    1ZRed wrote: »
    Ah, the thick bastard's only trying to rise me.. though he's failing in both ways :P
    Told you before dude, a double dose of viagra, solve all yore problems! ;)


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